He was laughing at porn, you guys. Laughing. At. Porn. And that's why he had a hernia, which is why he went to the hospital. Obviously he didn't go because of doing a whole mountain o' cocaine.

[West Hollywood, December 9. Image via INFDaily.]

• 36-year-old reality TV star/photographer Indrani, claims she's dating Lindsay Lohan. "I have never had a relationship with a woman before, but Lindsay is just somebody who I find fascinating, gorgeous and extremely smart, as well as super-hot," says Indrani.

• Hilary Duff is engaged to NHL player Mike Comrie. According to Duff's rep: "After having been together for over two years, they are very excited to share this happy news. They are thankful for all of your warm wishes." [People]

[Los Angeles, November 21. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

• Last night, one of the four buses in Miley Cyrus' tour caravan swerved off the road in Virginia and crashed. The driver was killed, and one other person was injured.

• John Mayer went to a gay club in Palm Springs on Saturday night. According to an eyewitness, a man approached him and "planted a big kiss right on his lips – and John seemed to enjoy it!"

[Los Angeles, November 14. Image via INFDaily.]

• Carrie Prejean admitted to making a sex tape, but there are actually eight tapes and 30 photos. Radar Online reports: "On one tape Carrie is wearing just a flowing white blouse as she touches her body in an alluring manner."

[Los Angeles, November 12. Image via Pacific Coast News]

[Anaheim, October 29. Image via Getty]

• Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem are engaged, according to a source, who also reports, "They tried to keep it very private and quiet" (and apparently aren't succeeding). Some suspect this rumored engagement may be related to her rumored pregnancy.

[Las Vegas, October 4. Image via Getty.]

• Jon Gosselin is demanding TLC stop filming Jon and Kate. He posted a sign on his gate reading, "NOTICE: NO FILM CREW OR PRODUCTION STAFF FROM TLC IS PERMITTED ON THIS PROPERTY UNDER PENELTY [sic] OF TRESPASS. JOHNATHON [sic] GOSSELIN"

[Los Angeles, August 22. Image via Getty.]

[Los Angeles, June 7. Image via INF]