Earlier this year, Ashlee Simpson married into a family helmed by one of the greatest divas to ever grace the world with her presence and magnificent hair: Ms. Diana Ross. Simpson and Evan Ross were wed in August and now Jessica Simpson's sister wants to make it very clear that Diana Ross is her mother-in-law.

Ashlee Simpson, the originator of the "sad clown hoedown" and the younger sibling of Nick Lachey's ex-wife, is now carrying the baby of Diana Ross's baby, E! News reports. She's having Diana Ross's grandchild.

It's not just Halloween: television sound stages are notoriously difficult for musicians to navigate, as they are cavernous and tinny with acoustics suited for conversations and applause, and Saturday Night Live's soundstage is, notoriously, the worst of any of them. It has been the site of both demise (Ashlee…

Zooey Deschanel, who I often forget is pretty cool, spoke truthy words about how horrible the Internet can be in this month's Marie Claire. (After all, noted Zooey Deschanel 1.0 Mary Louise Parker quit over it.)

I am just gonna say it: The onscreen/offscreen badassness of Mariska Hargitay/Det. Olivia Benson rivals that of Connie Britton/Tami Taylor. Come at me, bro.

According to a cover interview she just did with the U.K. magazine Fabulous, Jennifer Lawrence apparently isn't as into her myriad Jennifer Lawrence-isms as we are. Her family's keeping her feet on the ground ("My family is not the kind of family that would ever let me turn into an asshole or anything like that, so…

Woot! After a five-month leave of absence to undergo a bone marrow transplant for a rare blood disorder, Robin Roberts has returned to Good Morning America, opening with: "I have been waiting 174 days to say this: 'Good Morning America." She added: "I keep pinching myself and I realize this is real. This is actually…

Because Kanye West is Kanye West, it is absolutely unsurprising that he would tell the 5,000+ crowd at Atlantic City's Revel Resort about the impending Kimyelet without Kim Kardashian's knowledge, let alone her approval. The two hadn't discussed when they would tell the public, and Kim wanted to wait until she…

K8 Middleton, rather delightfully referred to in this New York Daily News article as a "queasy royal," is feeling a little better after getting fluids but remains in London's King Edward VII hospital due to severe Wingardium Leviosa!! hyperemesis gravidarum. A palace spokesman wants everyone concerned for Kate to know…

Jada Pinkett Smith used Facebook to perform an awesome smackdown on people who have been trolling the parental implications of the ever-changing short hairstyle of 12-year-old Willow Smith:

Alpha males Robert De Niro and Jay-Z's squabbling almost ruined Leonardo DiCaprio's birthday party for everyone. De Niro let Hova have it for mentioning that he'd be willing to record a song for the Tribeca Film Festival and then failing to return any of De Niro's calls to follow through. Jay-Z tried to joke about it…

The National Enquirer, bastion of all legitimate-and-definitely-not-made-up-by-peoples'-greed-and-imagination news, reports that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's slinky, uber-sexual union is being torn asunder by, of all things, Tivo. Brad's allegedly pissed at Angelina for secretly recording episodes of her ex Jonny…

Celebrity talk shows are usually nothing more than a PR exercise/circle jerk – and not the fun kind. But it seems that The Conversation With Amanda de Cadenet — executive produced by Demi Moore — is sexing things up in a very real way, with Amanda asking guests like Gwyneth Paltrow, Zoe Saldana, Sarah Silverman and …

Bobby Brown seems to have some sort of chip inside him that is programmed to make him cause trouble at regular intervals. Today Brown, who obviously is no stranger to substance abuse, was arrested for driving under the influence in Los Angeles. Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, this shit is getting old.