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    Oprah and Obama: Not Solid As Barack?

    "How Do I Tell A Casual Sex Partner I May Have Given Him Herpes?"

    Ashford & Simpson's Travel Hair Is Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot
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    Image of Mireille is German for the Bart, the. Mireille is German for the Bart, the.
    01/16/09

    In reply to Oprah and Obama: Not Solid As Barack?
    I think the hand-in-the-flame thing is a way of scaring the Thetans out of her and help her become a clear.
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    01/16/09

    @MireilleCO: I used to do this when I was about 10 to impress boys. I wasn't wearing designer dresses though.
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    Image of Mafalda para Presidente Mafalda para Presidente
    01/15/09

    In reply to Oprah and Obama: Not Solid As Barack?
    Um, SJP, dear? No. Just no.
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    Image of DutchessOfDork DutchessOfDork
    01/15/09

    In reply to Oprah and Obama: Not Solid As Barack?
    SJP has reached a Crossroads.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    01/15/09

    In reply to Oprah and Obama: Not Solid As Barack?
    What exactly are "the ropes" that a Britney Spears character would have to "learn?"


    This could be Britney's first chance at an academy award. Her acting like she's never drank, slept with less than savory men, or experimented with any other substances at fancy superficial overpriced urban nightspots would really be a challenge for her. Will there be a scene where she sings karaoke and totally rocks the house? This movie writes itself. With the pen of suck.

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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    01/16/09

    @morninggloria: Unless she keeps Mr Big tied up in the closet. Oooooooooooooo. Intriguing subplot with much opportunity for punniness!


    (Thanks for letting me borrow your pen of suck!)

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    Image of BluebellaElliot BluebellaElliot
    01/15/09

    In reply to Oprah and Obama: Not Solid As Barack?
    TWO whole Arrested Development jokes. I LOVE YOU.
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    Image of BluebellaElliot BluebellaElliot
    01/15/09

    @BluebellaElliot: Hey, and wasn't the original 'Solid (As A Rock)' featured in AD too somewhere?
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    Image of ceejeemcbeegee is not here ceejeemcbeegee is not here
    01/15/09

    In reply to Oprah and Obama: Not Solid As Barack?
    I totes called that Ashford and Simpson thing... someone owes me 20 bucks!
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    Image of thewitchandthemoll thewitchandthemoll
    01/15/09

    In reply to Oprah and Obama: Not Solid As Barack?
    Amitabh: A lot of India is in shocking poverty and not movie stars. SUCKIT!
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    Image of brendastarlet is on it brendastarlet is on it
    01/15/09

    @subrosasum: he's probably mad because they hired an actor to play him, and he's not making a dime off the movie.


    But people who've never heard of him will now wonder, "Who is this Bachchan?" and look him up on Netflix. I don't think it's such a bad trade.

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    Image of devilchyld22 devilchyld22
    01/15/09

    In reply to Oprah and Obama: Not Solid As Barack?
    Meryl Martinis. No.


    Meryltinis has such a better ring to it.

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    Image of Evie Havok Evie Havok
    01/15/09

    In reply to Oprah and Obama: Not Solid As Barack?
    Leave Amanda Bynes alone. She's so wholesome! :(
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    Image of Evie Havok Evie Havok
    01/15/09

    @afiunderground: Also, I'm glad Usher's wife isn't going to be on that awful show. Yay!
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    01/15/09

    In reply to Oprah and Obama: Not Solid As Barack?
    First there is this rad remix of Womanizer by some french boy named Sliimy that really rocks my socks. (I think it's better than the original)_



    Second of all, don't talk shit about Slumdog Millionare, Bachchan. I will come to India and cut you. Plus, Danny Boyle had some really moving things to say about the movie in light of the attacks in Mumbai.
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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    01/15/09

    In reply to Oprah and Obama: Not Solid As Barack?
    I had no idea Steve Carrell spent time in the town next to my parents' town! Stalking time!
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    Image of brendastarlet is on it brendastarlet is on it
    01/15/09

    @stacyinbean: Steve Carell hangs out on the South Shore! Who would have known?
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    01/15/09

    In reply to Oprah and Obama: Not Solid As Barack?
    um Sarah JEssica Parker? that is a horrible idea. that is all.
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    01/15/09

    In reply to Oprah and Obama: Not Solid As Barack?
    And the former CW star I want on the cover of Vogue is Veronica Mars. I'm sure Kristen Bell is a lovely person, but if the interview inside could be done with Veronica Mars too, that would be great.
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    Image of MissKittyFantastico MissKittyFantastico
    01/15/09

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: I still miss Veronica Mars. There are not enough smart female characters at the forefront of their own titular show. Plus, you had the added bonus of Mac!
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    01/15/09

    @MissKittyFantastico: Unfortunately, besides Bones, I can't think of any.
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    Image of Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
    01/15/09

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: I read Rob's working on screenplay for a VM movie. Not sure how I feel about that, but anything has to be better than the last ep of Season 3!
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    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    01/15/09

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: Aww, every time someone mentions Veronica, I miss her so much!
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    Image of kelsium kelsium
    01/15/09

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: DUDE. THIS IS WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY.

    Yes that did require caps.
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    Image of newyorkette newyorkette
    01/15/09

    In reply to Oprah and Obama: Not Solid As Barack?
    There's no "i" in Teamocil, at least not where you'd think...
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    01/15/09

    @newyorkette: Teamocil is no longer available {WOODBLOCK}


    ...yyyyou're outta the band.

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    Image of sybann sybann
    01/15/09

    In reply to Oprah and Obama: Not Solid As Barack?
    If HALF of this country were smart enough not to buy Fox News bullshit Dubya would never have been elected. Thanks goodness charisma won some of them over.
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