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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    07/14/09

    In reply to Tony Dumps Jess; Becks Won't Pose With Angie

    This man should have been cast for Thor.
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    Edited by dirtybee at 07/14/09 9:13 AM dirtybee was starred dirtybee was unstarred
    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    07/14/09

    In reply to Tony Dumps Jess; Becks Won't Pose With Angie
    Eve Ensler is Dylan McDermott's step-mom? My mind, it has been pleasantly blown.
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    AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was starred AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was unstarred
    Image of mmmchan mmmchan
    07/13/09

    In reply to Tony Dumps Jess; Becks Won't Pose With Angie
    I thought Sheryl Crow was MJ's backup singer and not dancer?
     Reply
    mmmchan was starred mmmchan was unstarred
    Image of formergr formergr
    07/13/09

    @mmmchan: Okay, thank you! I read that item and was like, "No way, I had no idea Sheryl Crow could dance!"



    Never occurred to me that it might be a typo!
     Reply
    formergr was starred formergr was unstarred
    Image of snugbug snugbug
    07/14/09

    @mmmchan: Not even "back-up".. They're duet-ing here. And: WHOA at Sheryl's hair.
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    snugbug was starred snugbug was unstarred
    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    07/14/09

    @snugbug: Holy shit, she looks like Whitney in the "How Will I Know" video. How can she even hold her head up straight with all that hair?
     Reply
    whynotshesaid was starred whynotshesaid was unstarred
    Image of librariesare4lovers librariesare4lovers
    07/13/09

    In reply to Tony Dumps Jess; Becks Won't Pose With Angie
    Well I guess all the fans pushing for Alexander SkarsgÄrd to play Thor will be disappointed. He would have made a good Thor but maybe he doesn't want to be typecast in Viking centric role.
     Reply
    librariesare4lovers was starred librariesare4lovers was unstarred
    Image of mbot says Spock yeah! mbot says Spock yeah!
    07/13/09

    In reply to Tony Dumps Jess; Becks Won't Pose With Angie
    It makes me sad to think of lovely Michelle Pfeiffer having to abstain from sauces and pastries and other good things while she was in Paris. What a waste.
     Reply
    mbot says Spock yeah! was starred mbot says Spock yeah! was unstarred
    Image of elitza owns the last Enzo shirt elitza owns the last Enzo shirt
    07/14/09

    @mbot says Spock yeah!: As much as it really is her job to look good and all.... ohmygod, raw-milk Roquefort? No amount of money keeps me from making that my lunch. And dinner. (With wine, bread, fruit, and coffee OF COURSE.)
     Reply
    elitza owns the last Enzo shirt was starred elitza owns the last Enzo shirt was unstarred
    Image of formergr formergr
    07/13/09

    In reply to Tony Dumps Jess; Becks Won't Pose With Angie
    That's pretty gross and creepy that they published that information about Lourdes-- so much for medical privacy for her!
     Reply
    formergr was starred formergr was unstarred
    Image of Margaret Margaret
    07/13/09

    @formergr: Well, it's her own fault. She lifted up her shirt and the paparazzi photographed the brace. Famous kids aren't allowed to scratch their bellies in public!
     Reply
    Margaret was starred Margaret was unstarred
    Image of Slumdog_Mamabear Slumdog_Mamabear
    07/13/09

    In reply to Tony Dumps Jess; Becks Won't Pose With Angie
    The story about Billy Bob's daughter is so sad. I can't believe this is the first I have heard of it.


     Reply
    Slumdog_Mamabear was starred Slumdog_Mamabear was unstarred
    Image of LucilleMcGillicuddy LucilleMcGillicuddy
    07/13/09

    In reply to Tony Dumps Jess; Becks Won't Pose With Angie
    OMG, I ♡ Deenie.
     Reply
    LucilleMcGillicuddy was starred LucilleMcGillicuddy was unstarred
    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    07/13/09

    In reply to Tony Dumps Jess; Becks Won't Pose With Angie
    Wait a minute. The Iraq War is David Beckham's fault? So, does that mean we're off the hook? Sweet! USA! USA!
     Reply
    Sputnik_Sweetheart was starred Sputnik_Sweetheart was unstarred
    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    07/14/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: America, fuck yeah!
     Reply
    whynotshesaid was starred whynotshesaid was unstarred
    Image of Penny Penny
    07/13/09

    In reply to Tony Dumps Jess; Becks Won't Pose With Angie
    You know, I was feeling kind of bad for Simpson until I read that Barbie/Ken bit.
     Reply
    Penny was starred Penny was unstarred
    Image of bluebears bluebears
    07/13/09

    @Penny: ha! same, I was thinking, "ugh how horrible to be dumped, publicly before you're birthday," and then, "she planned a what now?"
     Reply
    bluebears was starred bluebears was unstarred
    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    07/13/09

    @Penny: I don't know. That actually made me feel worse. She really doesn't get it. It's like having to tell a really old kid there's no Santa Clause.
     Reply
    futuremouse was starred futuremouse was unstarred
    Image of SevenNationArmy SevenNationArmy
    07/13/09

    In reply to Tony Dumps Jess; Becks Won't Pose With Angie
    I know alot of peeps hate Katherine Heigl but I for some reason always liked her even more so after that whole Emmy crap.
     Reply
    SevenNationArmy was starred SevenNationArmy was unstarred
    Image of AmericanSplendor AmericanSplendor
    07/13/09

    @SevenNationArmy has no idea whats going on:



    Was that when she said "shit" on TV? That made me kind of like her MORE.
     Reply
    AmericanSplendor was starred AmericanSplendor was unstarred
    Image of LucilleMcGillicuddy LucilleMcGillicuddy
    07/13/09

    @SevenNationArmy has no idea whats going on: You know

    what? I did, too. I like it when

    someone cuts through the crap.
     Reply
    LucilleMcGillicuddy was starred LucilleMcGillicuddy was unstarred
    Image of BlondeGrlz BlondeGrlz
    07/13/09

    In reply to Tony Dumps Jess; Becks Won't Pose With Angie
    It wasn't so much the Ken costume that Tony objected too, it was Jessica's insistence he really commit to being anatomically accurate.
     Reply
    BlondeGrlz was starred BlondeGrlz was unstarred
    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    07/13/09

    @BlondeGrlz: Nah, he didn't want to do the Aqua song.
     Reply
    Ailatan was starred Ailatan was unstarred
    Image of scandalouskiki scandalouskiki
    07/13/09

    In reply to Tony Dumps Jess; Becks Won't Pose With Angie
    I adore Neil Patrick Harris but I hope he has more to do during the Emmys than he did during the Tonys (which he also hosted).
     Reply
    scandalouskiki was starred scandalouskiki was unstarred
    Image of Evie Havok Evie Havok
    07/13/09

    In reply to Tony Dumps Jess; Becks Won't Pose With Angie
    I kind of feel sorry for Jessica Simpson. Nothing that she does ever comes to fruition. Not the singing, the acting, marriage, dating. It's kind of sad.
     Reply
    Evie Havok was starred Evie Havok was unstarred
    Image of brendastarlet is on it brendastarlet is on it
    07/13/09

    @Evie Havok: she gave an interview recently in which she talked about what an easy couple they are, they don't have to work at it, etc. I figured they were about to break up, because she did the same thing before she broke up with John Mayer -- gave an interview and talked about how wonderful a couple they were. Kiss of death, apparently.



    You know, Nick Lachey is back on the market. You don't think...
     Reply
    brendastarlet is on it was starred brendastarlet is on it was unstarred
    Image of elitza owns the last Enzo shirt elitza owns the last Enzo shirt
    07/14/09

    @brendastarlet is on it: He's super short. After a romp with an NFL jock type? Not a chance.
     Reply
    elitza owns the last Enzo shirt was starred elitza owns the last Enzo shirt was unstarred
    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    07/14/09

    @brendastarlet is on it: They should so get back together again! To my own shock, I mean this non-ironically.
     Reply
    BlondeGoddess was starred BlondeGoddess was unstarred
    Image of LatestBy LatestBy
    07/13/09

    In reply to Tony Dumps Jess; Becks Won't Pose With Angie
    Silly me thinking that "she had planned a Barbie and Ken themed party" was a catty dig and not, oh dear God, a reporting of facts.
     Reply
    LatestBy was starred LatestBy was unstarred
    Image of PilgrimSoul PilgrimSoul
    07/13/09

    @LatestBy: Similarly busted, I totally thought it was snark.
     Reply
    PilgrimSoul was starred PilgrimSoul was unstarred
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