Your Breakfast Is Trying to Murder You: Eggs Are Almost as Bad for You as CigarettesLindy West8/14/12 7:00pm389EditPromoteGo to permalinkYou know what? Fuck it. I'm calling it. Everyone just do whatever you want. We're all going to die, we're all going to get cancer, and with a new study coming out every day about some other seemingly innocuous thing that's methodically dissolving your brain, I say we all find a hot tub somewhere and chill out.