Your Breakfast Is Trying to Murder You: Eggs Are Almost as Bad for You as Cigarettes

You know what? Fuck it. I'm calling it. Everyone just do whatever you want. We're all going to die, we're all going to get cancer, and with a new study coming out every day about some other seemingly innocuous thing that's methodically dissolving your brain, I say we all find a hot tub somewhere and chill out. »8/14/12 7:00pm8/14/12 7:00pm