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    Image of thehighshelf thehighshelf
    12/15/09

    In reply to Condom Contest Kicks Off In NYC • Americans Love Michelle Obama
    i have a winner:
    Putting a condom around your penis is easier than putting a gift box around your fetus!
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    Image of Ultraprison! Ultraprison!
    12/15/09

    In reply to Condom Contest Kicks Off In NYC • Americans Love Michelle Obama
    "Apparently they cleaned up the fetus and they placed it inside a gift box under the Christmas tree," the police chief said.

    Wow, so many morbid jokes going through my head about whose name they put on the tag. "Son, you know how you said you wanted a baby brother for Christmas?"
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/15/09

    In reply to Condom Contest Kicks Off In NYC • Americans Love Michelle Obama
    Here's how to redesign a condom wrapper: write THIS SIDE UP on one side, so that when he takes the condom out of the package, he doesn't have to squint at it for several awkward seconds and try to figure out which way it goes.
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    Image of roscoe roscoe
    12/16/09

    @morninggloria: i LOL at this.
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    Image of thehighshelf thehighshelf
    12/15/09

    In reply to Condom Contest Kicks Off In NYC • Americans Love Michelle Obama
    i'm just grateful she had an abortion. people whose problem solving skills are at the "put the fetal tissue under the christmas tree" level, should not be parenting.
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    Image of sayah sayah
    12/15/09

    In reply to Condom Contest Kicks Off In NYC • Americans Love Michelle Obama
    I was going to suggest Twilight condoms but then I got real. Birth control in other forms are more like it!

    It says: No Renesmee this month.
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    Image of sayah sayah
    12/15/09

    @sayah:
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    Image of MalinaMango MalinaMango
    12/15/09

    @sayah: If someone is that obsessed with Twilight, they might want to reevaluate whether they're emotionally ready to be having sex. Though at least they're using protection to avoid populating the world with more Twihards.
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    Image of lizyfizy lizyfizy
    12/15/09

    @MalinaMango: "The mere fact that you read twilight shows me you're not ready!"
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    Image of Cimorene Cimorene
    12/15/09

    In reply to Condom Contest Kicks Off In NYC • Americans Love Michelle Obama
    Can a fetus be a corpse? Fetuses aresn't people. They're fetuses. Wouldn't it be like, "abusing some tissue that used be growing in my uterus"?
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    Image of erinna erinna
    12/15/09

    In reply to Condom Contest Kicks Off In NYC • Americans Love Michelle Obama
    I would like if they would also do what they did with the stop smoking program and give out free condoms for anyone who calls the number...
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    Image of scandalouskiki scandalouskiki
    12/15/09

    In reply to Condom Contest Kicks Off In NYC • Americans Love Michelle Obama
    I don't see how this new design will make one bit of difference in condom usage. Who pays attention to the wrapper?
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    Image of sayah sayah
    12/15/09

    In reply to Condom Contest Kicks Off In NYC • Americans Love Michelle Obama
    Putting the little fetus in a Christmas box! I wonder if they'll get off on temporary insanity or something. In some ways I can understand the urge to flush it down, to get rid of the evidence so to speak. But putting it under the tree? What were they thinking?

    Also, when you click on the article it has a commercial for life insurance with a baby on it. Ironic or just disturbing?
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    Mary McCarthyite promoted this comment Edited by sayah at 12/15/09 5:53 PM sayah was starred sayah was unstarred
    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    12/15/09

    @sayah: I saw that ad! I say its ironic and disturbing. The baby in the ad looks so small and new! I am baffled about the whole story too; need a follow-up.
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    Image of Zombies make the heart grow fonder Zombies make the heart grow fonder
    12/15/09

    In reply to Condom Contest Kicks Off In NYC • Americans Love Michelle Obama
    My submission for the condom contest would just be a picture of some really bad open sores on genitals over which the words "This is what your nether regions will look like if you don't wear me" would appear.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    12/15/09

    @Zombies make the heart grow fonder: Sexy!
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    Image of Zombies make the heart grow fonder Zombies make the heart grow fonder
    12/15/09

    @NellMood: Yeah, I am the romantic type. Come here, baby. Make me a pie.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    12/15/09

    @Zombies make the heart grow fonder: Ah, love. I think you should make sure to include the word 'genitals' on the packaging, because it's the least sexy word ever.
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    Image of Zombies make the heart grow fonder Zombies make the heart grow fonder
    12/15/09

    @NellMood: IF I can make the packaging include the words: genitals, panties, and make love I will have mastered the least sexy condom wrapper in the history of all time.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    12/15/09

    @Zombies make the heart grow fonder: I feel gross now. I would also include the word 'lover' for some 70s-style sleaze.
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    Image of Zombies make the heart grow fonder Zombies make the heart grow fonder
    12/15/09

    @NellMood: Make sure that your lover wears this on his genitals before you pull down your panties to begin making love.

    Hire me, Trojan.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    12/15/09

    @Zombies make the heart grow fonder: It's so catchy!
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    11/27/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin Lies To Girlfriend; Leonardo Spotted With Supermodel Ex
    Brit journalist takes Zac Efron to Candy Mountain.
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    11/27/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin Lies To Girlfriend; Leonardo Spotted With Supermodel Ex
    Susan Boyle was also pictured sucking her thumb. Does she really want this? Shouldn't someone protect this woman?
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    Image of Mr.Gawn Mr.Gawn
    11/27/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin Lies To Girlfriend; Leonardo Spotted With Supermodel Ex
    Thats highly ironic, Schwarzenegger typically denies his salary every year.
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    Image of JillJitsu JillJitsu
    11/27/09

    @Mr.Gawn: thats awesome. wish more politicians would follow his lead--- or, even better, donate them to charities, shelters, etc.
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    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    11/27/09

    @JillJitsu: To be fair, a lot of politicians are career politicians and most didn't have prior careers making tons of money, e.g., making millions of dollars to be in crappy movies. There are obvious exceptions like Mike Bloomberg and Jon Corzine, and I'm sure many come from money, but it's not as if most politicans make ungodly sums of money or have fortunes to fall back on.
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    Image of JillJitsu JillJitsu
    11/27/09

    @Maritsa: ohh, i know... it is just a really really cool gesture, and one that i wish i were in the position to make as well.
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    Image of dcparisian dcparisian
    11/27/09

    @Maritsa: Politicians don't make as much money as you think. The mayor in my small-ish town makes as much as a first-year teacher.
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    Maritsa promoted this comment dcparisian was starred dcparisian was unstarred
    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    11/28/09

    @dcparisian: Yeah, that was my point. US Senators don't even make $200K.
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    11/27/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin Lies To Girlfriend; Leonardo Spotted With Supermodel Ex
    Guys, I'm the one who asked for the Spice Girls musical. YOU'RE WELCOME.
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    Image of SUNNY1 SUNNY1
    11/27/09

    @hellosunshine: You and me both. I've been asking the Baby Jesus for this practically since they split up.
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    Image of sarasasa sarasasa
    11/27/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin Lies To Girlfriend; Leonardo Spotted With Supermodel Ex
    Dubai is in financial trouble? I can't imagine how that happened...
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    Image of erinna erinna
    11/27/09

    @sarasasa: I mean, seriously, doesn't everyone build a ski slope in the middle of a desert? There goes my plan of marrying a Saudi prince and spending the rest of my days floating around the Indian Ocean on a yacht wearing ridiculous amounts of diamonds.
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