Floridians Having 'Direct Contact' With Armadillos Causes Leprosy Spike 

Once again, Florida is leading the nation: The same state that brought you Disney World and the world’s first and only mollusk museum is now leading the country in new cases of leprosy. 9 new cases of the disease have been diagnosed in Florida since the beginning of 2015, and experts suggest that “fuckin’ with… »7/22/15 5:05pm7/22/15 5:05pm

Watch This Armadillo Dance to Michael Jackson's 'Billie Jean'

Remember the days when you thought you could do dance like Michael Jackson because it looked so easy when he did stuff like the moonwalk on MTV, just gliiiiiiding across the floor and then he would spin and do that flash-pointing thing and pop up on his toes like BAM but then you tried and you just looked like a… »2/18/14 8:30pm2/18/14 8:30pm