Dear Prince Harry: Please Come Work for Jezebel

Hey, if anybody has Prince Harry's personal email, please let him know that if he needs a job now that his military career is wrapping up, we'd be happy to welcome him into the fold here at Jezebel. We can put him to work as an editorial fellow or something, as part of a special "100 percent employment for royals"…
Billionaire's Ex Is Gonna Need at Least a Million Smackeroos a Month
Welcome back to Lifestyles of the Rich and At Each Other's Throats. Previously, a billionaire oilman's ex returned a $975 million lump-sum settlement delivered in the form of a personal check (before changing her mind because take the money and run, girl). Now another billionaire and his ex are fighting over whether…
Kate Middleton Wants Everyone to Help Support Children's Mental Health
It's the United Kingdom's first Children's Mental Health Week, and so Kate Middleton sat down and recorded this video encouraging adults to seek help on behalf of kids in their lives and specifically touting the offerings of Place2Be, a charity she and Will support. Is it just me, or is it weird seeing Kate…
Belgian Royal Family Very Sorry For Confusing Dead and Living Queens
Correspondence is hard and fraught with potential mix-ups. Sometimes you thank the wrong great-aunt for those lovely crystal candlesticks. And sometimes you thank people for the expression of their sympathies on the death of the wrong queen. I'm a cotillion drop-out but I believe that's what they call a faux pas.
World Leaders Conspiring to Spoil Prince George Absolutely Rotten
The British royal family has released its annual round-up of official gifts showered upon its various members over the last year, and it appears that the world has banded together to give wee little Prince George the expectation that everywhere he goes for the rest of his life, people will hand him free shit.
These Cute Pictures Should Help You Forget About Prince Harry's Butt
Because a royal's work is never done (if you consider circling the world for photo ops "work," of course), Prince Harry recently visited the African nation of Lesotho to check in on the efforts of Sentebale, the children's charity he cofounded. They're building a new center that will, among other things, support kids…
Farewell to the Duchess of Alba, Spain's Beloved 88-Year-Old Eccentric
Spain's Duchess of Alba, Maria del Rosario Cayetana Alfonsa Victoria Eugenia Francisca Fitz-James Stuart y de Silva—a.k.a. Cayetana—has died at 88. You might remember her as the zero-fucks-given eccentric who famously caused a ruckus in 2011, when she decided to marry a man 25 years her junior. (He was her third…
Kate Middleton Appears in Public, Manages Not to Barf on Anyone
Welcome back, Kate! The Duchess of Cambridge, who hasn't appeared in public since her pregnancy and horrific morning sickness were announced, stepped out today to greet the President of Singapore. She did not upchuck. I wonder if she had crisps stashed in that clutch?
