Who Is the Most Popular Disney Princess on eBay?

Not that Disney had ever dialed it back on the princess thing, but the recent mania surrounding Frozen has really amped it up, making Elsa a new classic, right up there with Cinderella. But the true test of a Disney princess' popularity and staying power is not how much money she earns for Disney, but how much she… » 4/28/14 5:30pm 4/28/14 5:30pm

Would You Swipe Right for These Oscar-Nominated Characters?

I'm going to be real, I would swipe left all the way for Samantha (no way, no how, goodbye) and would probably break my finger swiping right for Anna and Dr. Ryan Stone (who has been to space! I will always want to meet someone who has been to space! Even if that space was fake!). (Swiping, by the way, is Tinder's… » 3/01/14 1:59pm 3/01/14 1:59pm

Disney Announces Plans to Ruin 'The Little Mermaid'

Good news: Disney is re-releasing The Little Mermaid to theaters. But I'm going to have to stop you before you rush to the nearest bathtub to do your best impression of Ariel doing a half-pushup on a rock while a wave dramatically crashes behind her (unless I'm the only one who used to practice pretending to be Ariel… » 9/12/13 1:40pm 9/12/13 1:40pm

What Happens to Disney Princesses After Happily Ever After?

A singing sensation who goes by the name Paint sings about the realities of life for Ariel, Jasmine, Belle, and Pocahontas — and it isn't pretty. Belle's verses are classic — PETA would totally be after her creepy animal loving ass. But the charges laid on me! about beastiality! could get me thrown in a cell! » 3/14/13 10:50am 3/14/13 10:50am

Disney World Has Just Built Some Fancy New Castles for Its Favorite…

Disney World may be great and all, but if there's one complaint the rodent-infested toon autocracy fields too often, it's that there just aren't enough castles. I mean, there's that one at the center of the Magic Kingdom, but that's really more of a chateau, and one could hardly expect to fortify such a gaudy manse… » 12/24/12 1:20pm 12/24/12 1:20pm

Disney Flower Girl Dresses: For Little Girls Who Still Believe In Fairy…

The reign of terror of Disney Bridal continues! And while this is the second season the line has presented looks for brides and their maids, this is the first time they've offered up looks for flower girls, too. We say if you want your flower girl to look like a Disney princess, just go to your favorite local party… » 3/26/08 3:20pm 3/26/08 3:20pm

Disney Bridesmaid Dresses: For The Fairy Princess In None Of Your…

Remember the Disney Bridal collection from yesterday? Guess what: It's not just for brides! Yup: the soon-to-be betrothed can include their bridesmaids in their princess-themed nuptials. Just like the wedding dresses, the bridesmaids collection is "inspired" by Belle, Ariel, Jasmine, Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella and… » 3/25/08 2:30pm 3/25/08 2:30pm

Disney Bridal: For The Fairy Princess In None Of Us

Have you heard? Disney, the very same company that has been selling young girls the myth that if we sit around on your asses long enough, a prince will come and whisk you us off our feet, is now selling young women wedding dresses inspired by the various Disney princesses: Ariel from The Little Mermaid, Belle from … » 3/24/08 3:30pm 3/24/08 3:30pm

The Little Mermaid On Broadway: It's A Sinker

The Little Mermaid is one of best Disney movies. Sure, it's mildly demeaning to women, with a heroine who literally loses her voice and all, but you gotta love villianess Ursula the Sea Witch (Bitch). And also, the music rocks: Who amongst us does not know every single word to "Part of Your World"? [Me. -Ed.] Well,… » 1/11/08 12:30pm 1/11/08 12:30pm