The Shoe That Politely Says 'I Don't Want to Fuck You'

Meeting people can be so confusing in these modern times. Gone are the innocent days when a simple wedding band was enough to tell you a guy was off-limits. No, now you have to make a point of asking about someone's relationship status before picking them up at a club. Well, that is until some genius invented these… »3/18/12 8:45pm3/18/12 8:45pm