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    Will Arnett's Dramatic Reading Of Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret

    Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret: How Have I Not Written About This Book Yet?

    Judy Blume: Almost 70 But Forever Our Girl
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    07/22/09

    In reply to Will Arnett's Dramatic Reading Of Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret
    No magic tricks?
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    07/21/09

    In reply to Will Arnett's Dramatic Reading Of Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret
    I prefer his air drums/clarinet/guitar to the Law & Order theme
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    07/21/09

    In reply to Will Arnett's Dramatic Reading Of Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret
    "There once was a man in a $3,000 suit,
    he did illusions not tricks,
    because tricks are what whore's do for toot."
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    07/21/09

    In reply to Will Arnett's Dramatic Reading Of Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret
    I want Will Arnett and Patrick Wilson to play brothers. Seriously.
    Love them both (for very different reasons).
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    07/21/09

    @♥Anti-SocialSocialite♥: I would show up to that movie. Plotline is really irrelevant.
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    07/21/09

    In reply to Will Arnett's Dramatic Reading Of Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret
    Franklin would have done a great dramatic reading.

    seriously, the AD episodes with Franklin were the best ones.
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    07/21/09

    In reply to Will Arnett's Dramatic Reading Of Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret
    I pray for boobs... with CLUB SAUCE!
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    07/21/09

    @The Queen of No: LOL!
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    07/21/09

    @The Queen of No: and... WAIT FOR IT!... macaroni salad.
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    07/21/09

    In reply to Will Arnett's Dramatic Reading Of Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret
    Ben from LOST reading Little Boy Blue:
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    Image of gangey gangey
    07/21/09

    @save jinger: So is this a regular Late Night feature now? Because I kinda love it!
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    07/21/09

    In reply to Will Arnett's Dramatic Reading Of Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret
    Oh, Will. I love you, but you sound like you're making a Silence of the Lambs ladysuit and you've gone on Late Night to beg for donations.
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    07/21/09

    In reply to Will Arnett's Dramatic Reading Of Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret
    I want to see him do the part where she buys the belt and pads!
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    07/21/09

    In reply to Will Arnett's Dramatic Reading Of Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret
    Christopher Walken has the edge on the creepy factor though.
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    Image of Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit) Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit)
    07/21/09

    In reply to Will Arnett's Dramatic Reading Of Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret
    Is this a reoccurring bit on Fallon? Didn't Michael Emerson do the creepy bedside story thing too?

    Aside: I've always thought Will Arnett, funny as he is, could easily and believably play a serial killer or someone equally demented. The capacity is there... anyone else see it?
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    07/21/09

    In reply to Will Arnett's Dramatic Reading Of Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret
    This guy is the beans in my book. He was fucking brilliant on Sesame Street. Anyone else see him as the magician? Hands down best performance on that show in forever.
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    07/21/09

    @GirlSailor: i was waiting for him to rip his shirt off to reveal a Q and a heart painted on his chest...is THIS your card?
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    Image of Lin-Z [linguist on duty] Lin-Z [linguist on duty]
    07/21/09

    @GirlSailor: Why aren't they playing "The final countdown" in the background? Also, the role of Gob Bluth is going to follow him for the rest of his life.
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    07/21/09

    @GirlSailor: But did he teach Elmo that a trick is something that a whore does for money?
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    07/21/09

    @sympathyforthebasementcat: Elmo already knows that joke.
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    07/21/09

    @sympathyforthebasementcat: or candy!
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    07/21/09

    @sympathyforthebasementcat: or cocaine!
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    07/21/09

    @Lin-Z [linguist on duty]: @fauxfruit@sympathyforbasementcat: GOB BLUTH ON KIDS PROGRAMMING FOREVER!
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    07/21/09

    @GirlSailor: I'm absolutely working "Keep Beholding!" into all of my bits.
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    07/21/09

    In reply to Will Arnett's Dramatic Reading Of Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret
    "I've made a huge mistake."
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    07/21/09

    @LaComtesse: WITH CLUB SAUCE.
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    07/21/09

    @suzannelb: Look at banner, Michael!
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    07/21/09

    @LaComtesse: Illusions, Michael. Tricks are what a whore does for money. Or cocaine.
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    07/21/09

    @LaComtesse: "Shall I knock Dad out and chain him to a pipe somewhere, or should I risk another herpes outbreak with Kitty? WHAT IS IT THIS TIME, MICHAEL?"
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    07/21/09

    @LaComtesse: I'm the eldest brother. The matriarch, if you will.
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    07/21/09

    @LaComtesse: Two sticks and extra nuts? What is this MARDI GRAS?
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    07/21/09

    @Lin-Z [linguist on duty]:

    GOB: What is this feeling?
    Michael: You know, the feeling that you're feeling is just what many of us call... a "feeling".
    GOB: It's not like envy, or even hungry.
    Michael: Could it be love?
    GOB: I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite - it's like my heart is getting hard.
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    07/21/09

    @LaComtesse: I mean, it's not about money in the sense that I'm coming here saying, "Here, Michael. Take some money." It's just more of a "may I have some" kind of visit.
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    07/21/09

    @LaComtesse: "It ain't easy being white, it ain't easy being brown..."
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    07/21/09

    @LaComtesse: What? Oh, no! It's the cops! Oh! And a .. construction worker.
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    07/21/09

    @SunburnedCounsel: I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club ya freak bitch!
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    07/21/09

    @Caius: Oh, that is just great. Now I'm expected to climb back on top of Kitty and do my thing again. I mean, this family runs into problems and it's "Oh, let's have Gob fuck our way out of it!"
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    07/21/09

    @LaComtesse:
    GOB: So forgive me if I don't blow my mother's skirt up.
    Michael: ... you mean "knock her socks off."
    GOB: [pauses] Oh yeah. I could do that.
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    07/21/09

    @LaComtesse: It's time to "cirsumvent" the law
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    07/21/09

    @LaComtesse: And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens.
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    07/21/09

    @LaComtesse: Well, that's what you get. Cuz you're in Fuck City!
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    07/21/09

    @LaComtesse: Oh, now you love the Ten Commandments. And yet, you're the one that so conveniently forgot "Thou shalt protect thy father...and honor no one above him unless it beith me--thy Sweet Lord."
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    07/21/09

    @LaComtesse: I don't care for GOB.
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    07/21/09

    @gangey: Oh everything you do is so dramatic and flamboyant: it makes me want to set myself on fire.
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    07/22/09

    @CollegeCamel: It's fuck mountain!
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    07/22/09

    @LaComtesse: Chickens don't clap!
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    07/22/09

    @LaComtesse: BEES?
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    07/22/09

    @LaComtesse: Lucille: No, this was all Buster. He got into Gob's pills.
    Michael: The forget-me-nows? Gob!
    Gob: I didn't know! I thought he was dating again!
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    07/22/09

    @LuvEwan: Oh, they don't allow you to have bees in here.
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    07/22/09

    @meritxell: Has anyone in this family ever even SEEN a chicken?
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    05/01/09

    In reply to Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret: How Have I Not Written About This Book Yet?
    I am sooooo thrilled that Fine Lines is back, thank you!


    I too was incredibly surprised when I got my period and there were no belts. I remember my mom laughing and saying they were from Ye Olden Tymes. A bit disappointing, actually!


    Love the memory of reading this. I still have it.

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    05/02/09

    @SomeAuthorGirl: I remember seeing belts in the drugstore in the early 80s, but I've never used one. Later editions have changed that part, and I remember reading one and feeling like I'd lost something! I read my own copy to pieces. It had that cover, too.
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    05/01/09

    In reply to Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret: How Have I Not Written About This Book Yet?
    awesome book! made getting "it" much more tolerable.


    now if someone would please point out a book of the same caliber for my 12yr old son. . . .

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    05/03/09

    @the_wiggle: Just make him read Margaret. He'll love it!
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