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    Order Now For A Christmas Full Of Respect!
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    05/12/09

    In reply to Order Now For A Christmas Full Of Respect!
    I'm going to mail out Rev. Lowery-themed holiday cards. We ask you to give us gifts that are not breast lifts, that Santa can bring back Fanta, that on this Hanukkah I won't get lockjaw, that the candy will be dandy; and that the reindeer games will not be lame[s].
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    Image of dreamweave dreamweave
    05/12/09

    @andBegorrah: I am not sure if I'm supposed to start pronouncing Hanukkah as "Hanu-kaw" or lockjaw as "lock-jah". I kind of like them both.
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    Image of Santos L Halper Santos L Halper
    05/12/09

    @andBegorrah: Nicely done.
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    Image of marshmallory marshmallory
    05/12/09

    In reply to Order Now For A Christmas Full Of Respect!
    Ugh, as a Michigander born and raised, Bronner's gives me god-awful flashbacks...sitting in that store for an entire day while my mother browsed through room after room of ornaments...I can almost smell the horrible artificial-pine-and-cinnamon potpurri now. Shudder.
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    Image of linnyt is a walking cliché linnyt is a walking cliché
    05/12/09

    @marshmallory wants to gobble and prance.: my friend is christmas-decor-obsessed and dragged me across the state just to get a giant candy cane. i met wally bronner or whatever his name was though. still not worth it.
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    Image of KiddyKat KiddyKat
    05/12/09

    In reply to Order Now For A Christmas Full Of Respect!
    It's almost Christmas already?!!!!!!
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    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    05/12/09

    @KiddyKat: No, no it's not. lol


    My grandma called me and was like, "8 months til Christmas!" What? lol She was bored.

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    Image of maneki neko maneki neko
    05/12/09

    In reply to Order Now For A Christmas Full Of Respect!
    What you want, baby, Bronner's got it. All they're asking for is a little respect.
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    Image of Santos L Halper Santos L Halper
    05/12/09

    In reply to Order Now For A Christmas Full Of Respect!
    But where's my commemorative Rick Warren ornament, complete with interchangable speech bubbles, depending on whether you're feeling racist, homophobic or anti-science that particular day?
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    Image of Laulau Laulau
    05/12/09

    @Santos L Halper: Don't forget the speech bubble advocating justice for all! (Unless, of course, you're gay and/or a lady and/or a non-Christian.)
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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    05/12/09

    @Santos L Halper: Or speech bubble saying the names of the First Daughters in a really creepy way.
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    05/12/09

    In reply to Order Now For A Christmas Full Of Respect!
    Sock it to us, Bronner's.
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    Image of save jinger save jinger
    05/12/09

    In reply to Order Now For A Christmas Full Of Respect!
    I'll be hanging mine on a Chain of Fools.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    05/12/09

    In reply to Order Now For A Christmas Full Of Respect!
    I want the ACTUAL hat so I can look like Aretha and/or BHB.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    05/12/09

    @tscheese: It'll make you feel like a natural woman.
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    05/12/09

    @tscheese: Tada! [www.mrsongmillinery.com])-Cat%23-A93
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    05/12/09

    @la.donna.pietra: I have a feeling that link may not work. Try adding the )-Cat%23-A93 to the end of it.
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    Image of scandalouskiki scandalouskiki
    05/12/09

    @tscheese: The ornament is fun (and I want one) but a replica of the actual hat would be more awesome. You could demand respect in that hat.
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    Image of tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock
    05/12/09

    @la.donna.pietra: Oh man, you can get it in Oatmeal.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    05/12/09

    In reply to Order Now For A Christmas Full Of Respect!
    You better think, Bronners, think about what you're trying to do to me.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    05/12/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Show them a little R-E-S-P-E-C-T!
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    05/12/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): I'm glad that it can be purchased online as it will save me a trip down the freeway of love.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    05/12/09

    @BabyJane: and you won't have to cross that bridge over troubled water.
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    05/12/09

    @Ailatan: I Knew You Were Waiting (For Me.)
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    05/12/09

    @BabyJane: Baby I love you!
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