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ImproperDancing
05/12/09

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Those are also quite ugly. If I'm gonna spill my precious Corona, them shoes better be FIERCE.
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ImproperDancing
05/12/09

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My brother totally owns those Reef sandals.
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hydrogen_jukebox
05/12/09

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I had a friend who had a hidden bottle opener in his belt buckle. I've looked everywhere, but I just can't seem to find one for myself. I think that's a much better option than these shoes - and it also can be kinda sexy and suggestive if done right:

"Lemme open that for you." (smiles, lifts up shirt.)

Not that I've ever seen this happen. But if I had one...whoo, watch out.
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midwesternmom
05/12/09

@hydrogen_jukebox: I'm pretty sure I saw this in the SkyMall catalog, but only for men.
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kemperboyd
05/12/09

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Will they not give you a really bad back from constantly bending down?
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Spaceman Bill Leah
05/12/09

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I have those Reef sandals. I would say reaction to them is split pretty evenly between the "That is amazing!" camp and and the "Why would you put the bottom of your shoe on your beer?" camp.

I, of course, fall into the former.
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heavymetalkarma
05/12/09

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My idea of sexy bartending shoes are Chuck Taylors. That's a lot of standing. (This is just one of the reason's I'm not a bartender.)
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ImproperDancing
05/12/09

@heavymetalkarma: I wear my Chuck Taylors to the bars and laugh at all of the girls hurting by the end of the night.
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mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
05/12/09

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I assume this of for the lucky folks with hallow legs.
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mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
05/12/09

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Can't beat earmuff bottle openers, they give you an earfull.
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St. Francis of a Sissy
05/12/09

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I was at a show last week and I actually saw some asshole take a Yuengling out of a six-pack and bend down and open it with his Reef sandal.

Bottled Yuengling has twist-off caps. Even I can open them with my bare hands. The entire point of the exercise for him was to show off his bottle-opener flip flops. MORON!
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Triphena
05/12/09

@St. Francis of a Sissy: When everyone's sitting around the campfire though, those sandals are great.
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devilchyld22
05/12/09

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Just put it on your key chain like everyone else.

This is far to dangerous.
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deitybox
05/12/09

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I think those are actually kind of fun and funny, but it seems like the wrist motion of opening a beer could break your ankle.
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tscheese
05/12/09

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Plus, this would only contain enough liquor to give me the tiniest buzz for about fifteen minutes.

I prefer my booze front and center where I can see it. Like the giant box of Franzia in my fridge.
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andBegorrah
05/12/09

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Booze Shoes Bad News - Crews Cruise, Refuse to Confuse or Abuse with Footwear Bruise that Will Ooze, They Accuse. Boos!

(I may be a little drunk still.)
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colormeroutine
05/12/09

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If that heel were maybe 2-3 inches lower, I'd totally wear them out for the novelty. But then, I also own a garter flask. And sometimes dress up as Jane Jettson. So maybe I'm not the best judge
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Beat Girl
05/12/09

@colormeroutine: You're my hero.
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nessalicious
05/12/09

@colormeroutine: I have a garter flask too! I am so hearting you for this!
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greengrey
05/12/09

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Is it a problem that I kind of want those? But I always have a bottle opener on my person, so I should stop thinking about those.
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marshmallory
05/12/09

@greengrey: Get the flip-flops instead! Don't succumb to the stripper shoes!
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