- Slut Machine faithfully live-blogged the lackluster Top Model finale.
- Newly crowned ANTM winner Saleisha taught us that to be on top, you have to be up Tyra's bottom.
- Janice Dickinson called Tyra's bottom fat.
- You know who didn't teach us about going up the butt? Lame dudes in Cosmo.
- But Cosmo did tell us about getting…
In the grand tradition of high school girls rebelling against strict parents, Canadian teen Aqsa Parvez would change out of her track pants and head scarf and into tight jeans in the bathroom at Applewood Heights Secondary outside Toronto. Generally, such flagrant disregard of parental rules can get one grounded but…