Model Lily Cole Has Created a App For Granting Wishes

Finally, someone has harnessed the true power of technology to give us the future we deserve: one that is full of wish-granting and the tender realization that magic has always existed (but, like, in the power of the human heart). By this I mean that former model Lily Cole — who is especially qualified for the task… » 3/24/14 1:30pm 3/24/14 1:30pm

New 'Avoid Humans' App Helps Ensure That You'll Remain Forever Alone

Ever want to get out of the house even though you have no real desire to interact with other human beings? There's an app for that! Avoid Humans is the new web app that will warn you about which restaurants, bars and museums are more packed with the yelling, stinking, socializing masses (so you can avoid them,… » 3/07/14 1:30pm 3/07/14 1:30pm

Practice Eating Pussy by Licking Your Phone's Filthy Screen

As Superbad star and Oscar nominee Jonah Hill once said in one of his most criminally underrated performances: You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy. You probably don't want them to think you're bad at eating it, either. Problem is, for people who have never attempted performing oral sex on a… » 3/06/14 6:10pm 3/06/14 6:10pm

I Tried BroApp and It Did Not Turn Me Into an Awesome Boyfriend

Every day on my way to work, I spend the entire train ride deleting inane press releases from my email inbox. Diet pills? Delete. A series of seminars on how to convince your boyfriend to propose? Delete. The launch of a new cake flavored vodka made especially for tampon soakage? .... Archive. But the other week, one… » 3/05/14 12:58pm 3/05/14 12:58pm

Threesome App Promises to Make Threesomes Slightly Less Awkward

There are apps for almost everything in the entire goddamn world — from preventing drunk dials to charting bowel movements to virtual zit popping — so it was really only a matter of time before the world was introduced to an app that allows couples — or adventurous singles — to use their smartphones to arrange… » 2/21/14 3:30pm 2/21/14 3:30pm

How Long Are You Banging in Bed? A State-by-State Guide

How much time do you spend in bed actually having sex? Think about it and now ponder what state you live in and how that might effect your sexy time. Got your estimate? Well, it’s already blown to shit by a new app called Spreadsheets, which will really tell you how much vibration you’re getting by your location — in… » 2/19/14 4:30pm 2/19/14 4:30pm

Here's an App for Having Sex at 30,000 Feet

If there wasn't proof before that there is literally an app out there for any kind of romantic interaction you would ever want to have, there is now. Meet Wingman, "an app that connects you with attractive people on your flight, all before you touch down." Here we go (hopefully on a trip to the Bahamas) again. » 2/04/14 6:50pm 2/04/14 6:50pm

'Tinderella' Is The Perfect Fairy Tale For Our Time

Fans of the popular Tinder app will appreciate the newest offering from the funny people at College Humor — an animated fairy tale about a beautiful princess and a handsome prince who are brought together by fate. Sorry— not fate; they're brought together by smartphones and boredom, the Cupid's arrow of 2014. » 1/30/14 7:15pm 1/30/14 7:15pm

Barbie's Plastic Surgery and Beyond: The Worst iPhone Apps for Kids

This week, parents–and anyone else with an iota of common sense–expressed outrage over the discovery of the Barbie Plastic Surgery App, whose name was soon changed to Barbara for legal reasons. As for ethical changes? Not so much. The app, rated for kids 9+ (just the age they should be fretting about their thighs)… » 1/28/14 2:25pm 1/28/14 2:25pm

New App Makes It Easier to Publicly Call Out Sexist Crap

With the Super Bowl only a few super short days away, marketers are gearing up to unload the big guns: their Super Bowl ads. If this year is like every previous year, some of those ads will prominently feature tired sexist tropes that would be outdated even in a smoky rooms full of Roger Sterlings. But now, rather than … » 1/27/14 4:00pm 1/27/14 4:00pm

How to Make a Period Tracker App We'd Actually Want to Use

Women are using period-tracking apps to keep track of their periods (as the name would indicate) — and the New York Times is on it. My original thought on the matter was, "Why would I need this? My body has a built-in period tracking app. It went off the other week when I cried at Prince William and Kate Middleton's… » 1/24/14 2:30pm 1/24/14 2:30pm

Kindergarten Teacher's Class Pic Shows Up on Her Tinder Profile

Apparently, elementary school teacher Jennifer Carnley has a Tinder profile, and is using a photo of her kindergarten class as her profile picture. This definitely seems like something that she could have done in poor taste — but given how invasive and confusing Tinder can be, it could also be an accident. » 1/20/14 4:30pm 1/20/14 4:30pm

Brazilian Dude Pissed About His Lulu Rating Sues the Company

A Brazilian law student who's pissed about his apparently low rating on the no good, very bad dating/non-consensual objectification app Lulu is suing the company, arguing that allowing anonymous and disparaging comments to be posted about a person is unconstitutional under Brazilian law. » 1/11/14 2:30pm 1/11/14 2:30pm