Kendall and Kylie Are Making an App, Sorry

Are you ready for this Kendall and Kylie cellular app? Well, you haven't even reached the B list on Kim Kardashian Hollywood yet... So please, priorities. » 3/17/15 1:15pm 3/17/15 1:15pm

I Can't Stop Using This Shitty App That I Hate

That goddamn app. Even though it's ugly and incomprehensible and barfs useless notifications at me, I keep using it. When I touch its stupid icon on my screen, it's a hate tap. It's a finger cringe. But I can't quit! » 3/06/15 3:00pm 3/06/15 3:00pm

How I Lost My 'Invisible Boyfriend' In 6 Days

There's a new app on the market: It's morally questionable, almost entirely useless, and marketed largely towards single women. Naturally, the world is abuzz. » 1/30/15 1:30pm 1/30/15 1:30pm

The Jezebel Staff, Perfected

Did you know the internet is just one big lie? A hoax. A fraud. A scam, I tell ya! You've probably suspected this, but I'm here to assure you every celebrity you follow on Instagram is using evil apps to make themselves look like they aren't even the same species as us. Today, I turn those apps on our staff. » 1/26/15 12:00pm 1/26/15 12:00pm

Help Frozen's Anna Give Birth to Her Baby in This Bizarre as Fuck App

An unlicensed game app featuring characters from Disney's Frozen allows you to perform a Cesarean section on Anna. Because that's exactly what you wanted to do after you saw Frozen, right? » 1/14/15 9:30am 1/14/15 9:30am

'You Love The Game': A Journey Through Taylor Swift's New Mobile App

Yesterday, I downloaded and installed the the American Express Unstaged Taylor Swift Blank Space Experience App. Today, I emerged, several hours of game play later, a changed woman. » 11/12/14 6:00pm 11/12/14 6:00pm

Advertising Agency Uses Tinder To Spread Awareness About Sex Trafficking

Tinder users in Ireland may be in for a bit of a surprise the next time they swipe through potential hookups. As part of a sex trafficking awareness campaign, an advertising agency has dropped in a few Tinder profiles of models portraying sex trafficking victims. » 11/08/14 2:18pm 11/08/14 2:18pm

All That Matters in the Beginning of a Relationship Is Looks

When you think about what matters in a good relationship, you probably think about shared values, or inside jokes, or fun road trips. But picture-driven dating apps like Tinder may be confirming a suspicion many of us do our best to push aside: that all that really matters, at least at first, is looks. » 11/03/14 4:10pm 11/03/14 4:10pm

You Can Now Facebook Creep Other Passengers Before You Board Your Flight

Ever wanted to really get to know the people with whom you are trapped, encased in a tin can hurtling through the sky for any number of hours? Me neither, but this app is offering it anyway! » 10/29/14 1:50pm 10/29/14 1:50pm

Lulu’s New Messaging Service Lets Dudes Crowdsource Their Dumb Questions

Lulu, the app that allowed women to rate any dude with a Facebook profile, then changed up its services to let dudes opt out, then modified it even further so that men could only opt in, has just launched a new messaging feature that lets dudes ask various questions of women. This should go well. » 10/22/14 12:30pm 10/22/14 12:30pm

App Tries to Get You to Vote By Comparing It to Hooking Up

Here are some things that are like sex: pizza, driving a nice car very fast, being on high quality recreational drugs at a concert. Here are some things that are not like sex: voting. In fact, voting is not only just about the opposite of sex. But don't tell that to the earnest PSA and app architects who keep reaching… » 10/06/14 10:40am 10/06/14 10:40am

Apple's New Health Tracking App Forgets That Periods Exist

In recent months, Apple has given iTunes users a U2 album and health nuts a revamped HealthKit app that tracks just about everything about a person's health except menstruation. Apple loves Bono and refuses to acknowledge periods. Apple is literally your dad. » 9/26/14 12:40pm 9/26/14 12:40pm

New App Wants to Help You Cuddle with Total Strangers

Feelin' like you want a li'l snuggle? There's an app for that. Newly debuted, Cuddlr is a cross between Grindr and Tinder, only in this case, its sole purpose is to link up users who are looking for a quick platonic cuddle in a private or public place. » 9/19/14 1:20pm 9/19/14 1:20pm

'Bumpie' Is the Pregnancy Bump-Selfie Combo of Your Nightmares

It's hard to blame a lady for wanting to document her pregnancy. Growing a new person inside your tummy is probably one of the most insane-yet-somehow-natural things a woman can do, so it's understandable if she wants to snap some pics throughout the process. The only time she should ever be judged is if she refers to… » 9/15/14 7:00pm 9/15/14 7:00pm

This Robot Maximizes Your Chance of Finding Love on Tinder

Tinder is a great way to find hookups romance near you, but it still relies on you and your potential partner finding each other mutually attractive. Since you can't always rely on that, why not boost your odds—say, with a robotic finger that can "like" up to 900 Tinderers per hour? » 9/06/14 6:47pm 9/06/14 6:47pm

Miranda July Invented a Messaging App that Makes Strangers Talk to You

Artist, writer, filmmaker, space faun, and great-eyeball-haver Miranda July has now joined the ranks of the tech bros with her new project "Somebody." It's a smartphone app that's part messaging service, part public performance art project, part social commentary on technology and isolation. You can get an idea of how… » 8/28/14 6:45pm 8/28/14 6:45pm

How An App Helped Me (And 20,000 Other Women) Get Pregnant

Last summer I sat in the bathroom of an Irish pub, trying desperately to solve a math equation. I had abandoned my friends at the bar, where I'd been pretending to drink an IPA, to tend to this pressing arithmetic in private. If I solved correctly for 'x,' the answer would provide me with some crucial… » 8/28/14 12:00pm 8/28/14 12:00pm