Let's All Take a Minute to Celebrate Ryan Lochte's Gold Medal Before He…

Yesterday at the Olympics, Ryan Lochte won gold in the 400 meter individual medley, a race, I'm told by people who swam in high school, that's really hard. Hard like Ryan Lochte's body or his steely blue eyes. Help our newest American hero celebrate his win by telling him how good he looks in each and every one of… » 7/29/12 12:30pm 7/29/12 12:30pm

Eggs: The Best Things Anyone Ever Pulled Out Of An Ass

Another morning, another story about how people should eat breakfast making us hungry to eat another breakfast because, duh, we're bloggers, of course we eat breakfast. (Right? Don't we? Don't worry; I asked!) Anyway, the important part: market forces are threatening to put this very most cherished tradition under… » 3/26/08 1:30pm 3/26/08 1:30pm

Thank You, Mia Farrow, For Ruining Steven Spielberg's Olympics

It hasn't gotten quite the press of, say, Scarlett Johnasson's phone banking for Obama, but Mia Farrow has exploited every waning ounce of her celebrity reminding the press freedom-enjoying community that China imports billions of dollars worth of oil from the Sudan, sometimes trading that oil for weapons and anyway… » 2/13/08 2:00pm 2/13/08 2:00pm