Japanese Apple Mayonnaise Burgers Are Reportedly Not Gross At All

If someone offered you an apple cinnamon mayonnaise burger from a Japanese Burger King, you might politely decline. After all, at this point in your life, do you really need to go around sampling odd food combinations? (The answer is no, you're old and stolid and have already reached your personal threshold when it… » 2/09/14 2:30pm 2/09/14 2:30pm

McDonalds's Apple Slices Recalled Because They're Crawling with Disease

Neat! Remember when everyone went gaga about calories and health and so all the fast food chains scrambled to invent some hella gross wilty cheese-covered "salads" and gave kids the option of having apples and walnuts instead of fries with their 8,000-calorie cheeseburgers? (Health crisis solved!) Well, turns out… » 8/13/12 7:15pm 8/13/12 7:15pm

Sunday See-You-Soon: Celebrate Johnny Appleseed Day

You have Johnny Appleseed to thank for the United States' bounding hegemony over the belt line of North America, so if you approve of that sort of imperial seed-sowing, celebrate a day that's been dedicated to this strange, itinerant animal-lover by having something with apples in it, maybe juice, if you don't mind… » 3/11/12 6:30pm 3/11/12 6:30pm