<![CDATA[Jezebel: apple martin]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: apple martin]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/applemartin http://jezebel.com/tag/applemartin <![CDATA[Gwyneth Paltrow Continues To Promote Cute Kids, Not New Film]]> Gwyneth Paltrow continued her talk tour to hype Iron Man by hitting up Live! With Regis and Kelly this morning. Only, again, she did less talking about the movie and more talking about her kids, Moses and Apple. Moses, you see, has a funny accent, which Gwyneth eagerly imitates. And Apple? Well, she loves pinatas, which are very hard to come by in England. And Regis? Well, he seems to be mocking Gwyneth for just how hard her life is the entire time. Clip above.


Earlier: Gwyneth Paltrow's Son Moses Is A "Sensitive Thug"

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<![CDATA[Jailed 'American Idol' Finalist Jessica Sierra: Also Pregnant]]>

  • American Idol finalist and sex-tape star Jessica Sierra, whom you may have last seen smoking naked in a bathtub, is pregnant. The father is a "rapper." Sierra remains in a Florida jail, though she is now in the infirmary on a "pregnancy diet." [TMZ]
  • Hey, have you heard the rumor that the father of Jamie Lynn's baby is rapper and fellow Nickelodeon star Lil' Romeo? Yeah, we hadn't either, until now. But here it is! So... yeah. [The.Life Files]
  • Meanwhile Casey Aldridge, the reported babydaddy, has been avoiding the spotlight and gone into hiding. "He doesn't want to say the wrong thing to the media," a pastor in his hometown said. "At the right time he will speak." Casey was class president and campus favorite at his high school and the principle says "He was just a super dude." Well okay then. [USA Today]
  • Also, Casey is 18, not 19, so no statutory rape. Apparently. [CelebTV.com]
  • And Casey wants to marry JLS, says the same pastor. (Though in OK! mag, JLS said she had no plans to get married.) [NY Post]
  • Nickelodeon, the network on which JLS is a star, is considering airing a special about sex and love. Uh, how about condoms? [CNN]
  • And, not that anyone asked, but Facts Of Life star Lisa Welchel has applauded JLS for keeping the baby. "I'm so proud of her for stepping up and being courageous and taking responsibility for her choices," she says. [ABC News]
  • Britney Spears bought her sister a tank top bedazzled with the phrase "Hot Mama 2 B." Sigh. [MSNBC]
  • Heather Mills' lawyers may sue her for £2 million in unpaid fees, ugh. [Telegraph]
  • Sting and wife Trudie Styler have pictures of half-nekked ladies in their bedroom! Oh, they're Helmut Newton prints. Classy! [Daily Mail]
  • Is there trouble in paradise for Kelly Ripa and hubby Mark Consuelos? Sources say she's pissed that he had "goo goo eyes" for co-star Nadine Velazquez on the set of his cable movie Husband For Hire. [MSNBC]
  • Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon may have fought because she was a "cozying up" to illusionist Criss Angel while Rick was at a poker tournament. A friend says, "Their relationship is so volatile [that] I'm sure this won't be the last time she files [for divorce] but nothing happened with her and Criss; they were just hanging out." [Page Six]
  • Gwyneth Paltrow's 3-year-old daughter Apple Martin walked into a store in the West Village and started "speaking a mile a minute and telling the clerk that her dad was taking her to see the new Alvin And The Chipmunks," says a source. Dad Chris Martin was a few seconds behind her and ushered her out. [Page Six]
  • Once, Moby was in Kiev and it was so hot that he called the front desk and asked for a fan; the concierge replied that he was sorry but there were no women in the lobby. Badumbum. [Page Six]
  • The Spice Girls' Sunday show was less than full and some ticket agencies were selling seats at slashed prices. Is the girl powah gone? [Page Six]
  • Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart are heading back to work: Their shows will both resume production January 7, without the writing staffs. Should be interesting! [E!]
  • The L.A. County Sheriff's department has investigated whether Mel Gibson and Paris Hilton received preferential treatment after their arrests. The verdict? Yes. Obvs. [ET]
  • Leonardo DiCaprio says he got beat up by drug dealers when he was growing up. Yikes. [Mirror]
  • Eva Mendes on learning that Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant: "It's an epidemic, I hope I don't catch it!" [The Sun]
  • Vanessa Redgrave is helping two suspected Al -Qaida operatives: She paid half of their bail and says, "Guantanamo Bay is a concentration camp. It is a disgrace that these men have been kept there all these years." Their lawyers argue that there is "not a shred of evidence" against them. [Telegraph]
  • Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall, wanted to boycott the Royal Family's Christmas celebrations because she is not being shown enough respect. She believes junior royals and members of the Queen's household look down on her. Eh, they probably do. [Daily Express]
  • A toy and flower shop owner prayed for a miracle to save his struggling business and poof! Brad and Angelina showed up. Christmas miracle! [TMZ]
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<![CDATA[Icy Blondes]]> This just in from a friendly Conde Nasty: "I got on the elevator with two of my friends from work. It was just me, my two friends, and a lady, her child and a guy. We didn't realize it was Gwyneth at first, but we did see this cute little child...so we of course oooohed and awwwed at her. I went to tell the mom, "Your daughter is adorable" then I realized it was Gwyneth, who made it pretty clear that she did not want us talking to her or to little Apple. She was so cold."

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<![CDATA[Apple Martin's Capezios, Fear of Grandma Blythe Danner]]>

[New York City, Nov. 8. Image via Bauer Griffin.]

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<![CDATA[Moses, Mom Reenact The Exodus]]>

[Barcelona, Spain; October 24. Image via x17]

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<![CDATA[Apple Martin: Still The Only Redeeming Thing About Gwyneth Paltrow]]> [Los Angeles, Calif; May 27. Image via x17.]
We don't mean it to be celebrity baby-worship day at Jezebel. [Perhaps we're ovulating! -Ed.] But this picture of Apple Martin came across the wires over the weekend and we couldn't let it pass without comment. We love this photo for two reasons. One, Apple is adorable. Two, she's the daughter of Gwyneth Paltrow, who gives us the major shits, as we've outlined in detail before. And we can't pass up the opportunity to say so again.

Earlier: Jennifer Garner's Daughter Violet Catches Some Air
Related: Hating Gwyneth Paltrow

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