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    11/13/09

    In reply to Garrido Apologizes For Kidnapping Jaycee Dugard
    I'll bet someone a cupcake he found Christ the last time he was in prison, too. #phillipgarridoapologizes
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    11/13/09

    @Newsgirl: And you would be correct, too:

    [www.foxnews.com] #phillipgarridoapologizes
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Garrido Apologizes For Kidnapping Jaycee Dugard
    Mike Huckabee, Mike Huckabee, Mike Huckabee. Or, rather, Wayne Dumond and Glen Green. That's what his phony fucking "apology" makes me think of. [www.salon.com]

    When violent criminals invoke God (hell, I'm sure some of them might feel bad occasionally (not this one....shithole; he's under the category of "not really sorry or taking personal responsibility/justifies what he does on basis on religion/both"), I want to shoot them right there.

    And then I want to punish the people who enable them.

    Aren't masks of earthly construction bad enough? How unspeakable to use faith as a pretense or a weapon to wave off moral accountability to your neighbors in the here-and-now. (I don't really care what Garrido's or Dumond's proposed relationships with God were/are sincere...who gives a shit, they're rapists!) #phillipgarridoapologizes
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Garrido Apologizes For Kidnapping Jaycee Dugard
    Says Christ, "I'd like Mr. Duggard to keep me out of this..." #phillipgarridoapologizes
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    11/13/09

    @JinxyMcDeath: I meant Mr. Garrido! #phillipgarridoapologizes
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Garrido Apologizes For Kidnapping Jaycee Dugard
    "To every human being." This is still so depersonalized. Not "to Jaycee" or "to Jaycee's family" but "to every human being." Ugh. #phillipgarridoapologizes
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Garrido Apologizes For Kidnapping Jaycee Dugard
    Ah, yes. I remember that verse. From the Gospel of Luke.

    And Jesus said,
    For thou shall imprison a young child against her will
    and thou shall lay with her though she doth protest
    And she shall be taken from her mother so that you may violate her
    But as soon as you drop My name,
    It's all totally cool with me, bro.     #phillipgarridoapologizes
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    11/13/09

    @morninggloria: Especially if thou art an artistic genius. Thou need not apologize, for verily, it is okey-dokey with Me. #phillipgarridoapologizes
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Garrido Apologizes For Kidnapping Jaycee Dugard
    I might believe him if "the spirit of christ" is a euphemism for chemical castration. #phillipgarridoapologizes
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Garrido Apologizes For Kidnapping Jaycee Dugard
    Oh that's the biggest non apology tactic of them all and it drives me MAD. "I'm sorry that took place" or "I'm sorry for what happened". Why not be sorry that you did it? Unless you are apologizing for a natural disaster it makes no sense. #phillipgarridoapologizes
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Garrido Apologizes For Kidnapping Jaycee Dugard
    Phillip's futile writings and beliefs certainly won't keep him from cellmate and gen pop wrath. #phillipgarridoapologizes
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Garrido Apologizes For Kidnapping Jaycee Dugard
    Jesus Christ: Curing rapists of their sexual deviancy only after they've been caught. #phillipgarridoapologizes
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Garrido Apologizes For Kidnapping Jaycee Dugard
    Aw, YAY! I love a feel-good story. So glad this worked itself out. #phillipgarridoapologizes
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    11/13/09

    @dreamweave: I know, don't you just love a happy ending? #phillipgarridoapologizes
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Garrido Apologizes For Kidnapping Jaycee Dugard
    Oh please. I swore once in 4th grade and had to say 7 Hail Marys, 8 Our Fathers, and 3 Acts of Contrition. You're going to have to work a little harder than that, dude. #phillipgarridoapologizes
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Garrido Apologizes For Kidnapping Jaycee Dugard
    Which is why you're pleading not guilty. Because the spirit of Christ RETROACTIVELY cured your sexual deviancy and none of it happened.

    ANNOUNCEMENT: Confession only works when you CONFESS your sins. And even then, the court does not operate the same as confession. No miracle wafer automatically makes all this go away, scumbag.
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Garrido Apologizes For Kidnapping Jaycee Dugard
    I bet somewhere up there Christ is going "dude, don't bring my name into this bullshit! I'm not even fighting Satan on this one!" #phillipgarridoapologizes
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    11/13/09

    @colormeroutine: No crap, right? I mean, how embarrassing.

    If I were god or something, I would just tell all of humanity to GTFO. #phillipgarridoapologizes
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Garrido Apologizes For Kidnapping Jaycee Dugard
    It is just amazing what a little Jesus and a little jailtime can do for a man. Praise. #phillipgarridoapologizes
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Garrido Apologizes For Kidnapping Jaycee Dugard
    Well, good then. Too bad that Christ dude took so long to get on the ball. #phillipgarridoapologizes
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