Obama-Paltrow '08: With Elitism And Arugula For All

Although on Thursday Moe and I decided » 8/04/08 10:00am 8/04/08 10:00am that the McCain ad featuring Paris Hilton was simply dumb, it is now clear that it is all part of McCain's evil genius. While we were watching Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, we were missing the subliminal message that Obama is the Antichrist! No, really, people actually…

Profiles In Courage: Newt Gingrich Finally Opens Up About Doing It With A Woman Lewinsky's Age The Whole Time He Was Leading Impeachment!!

Just a warning: we are not going to be able to contain this news to one post, or even seven. We sort of thought this kind of temerity went out of style with Henry VIII, but no! Newt Gingrich, the whole time he was leading the charge to bring down Clinton for splooging on Monica's dress, was cheating on his second wife » 3/09/07 9:18am 3/09/07 9:18am

Poll: If the Devil Wears Prada, does the Antichrist Wear a Borrowed Bikini?

So, Britney, who we are pretty sure is not smart enough to hang herself — which is a good thing, don't get us wrong, for America — is apparently worried she might be the "Antichrist." The Antichrist, in case you didn't know, is a made-up concept popularized by the bestselling Left Behind books, which are sort of like … » 3/05/07 12:23pm 3/05/07 12:23pm