Michael Lohan Says He'll "Remarry" Lindsay; Jesse & Friend Attack Paparazzo With Knife

- In an interview Michael Lohan responded to Lindsay Lohan calling him her "ex-father" on Twitter saying, "maybe she's divorcing me today, but she'll remarry me once she gets her life back."
Jesse James Hitler Photo Revealed; James In Rehab
- Last week, Us Weekly declined to publish a photograph picturing Jesse James doing a "Heil Hitler" gesture. But this week, guess who's running the picture?
We Are Family: Angelina Spotted With Dad; Padma Gives Birth
- Sunday in Venice, Angelina Jolie went out with Brad Pitt, their six kids, and her father, Jon Voight.
Blake & Amy Will Remarry; Gabourey Discusses Exclusion From Vanity Fair Cover
- Blake Fielder-Civil says he and ex-wife of seven months Amy Winehouse are planning to remarry. "Amy's wearing the Tiffany ring I bought for her three years ago, again. We've been meeting up and talking about the old times," he says.
Angelina Spends Close To $20,000 On A Valentine's Tree For Brad; Holly Robinson-Peete Thinks John Mayer Needs To "Drop The Frat Boy Act"
- As a token of her affection, Angelina Jolie decided to spend $18,500 on a 200-year-old olive tree, which she gave to Brad Pitt for Valentine's Day. How long before the tabloids dub the tree "Jen's Weeping Willow?" [NYDN]
Chris Brown: "I Want To Understand My Feelings"
- Chris Brown, currently on his National Bow Tie Apology Tour, says he's ready to meet with a counselor: "I want to understand my feelings. I want to find out what really transpired as far as me that night."[People]
Victoria Beckham "Icy, Wooden" On Idol; Ashton Loves Demi Like Hamburger
- Victoria Beckham had her first day on the set of American Idol on Friday and a source says: "It didn't go well." Why ever not?
Hannibal Lecter Is Alive And Well And Horrifying In Hawaii
[Maui, September 17. Image via Flynet]
