@sirensong: it's one of those scenarios where the picture is not worth the Thousand words. The thousand words are the victem screaming "FUCK GET THIS THING OUT OF ME" for the months it takes for the parasite to leave the body.
@Jessi Ramsey: I figure, I went to college, 99% of the wonderful boys I know have a douchey picture out there. And I have MANY. He can get into my bed ASAP.
@Megan: ok I appreciate it and will most def take your word on it.
Well then Im glad people arent suffering from it in such large numbers anymore.
Do you want to know why im afraid of worms? Its pretty horrific too. When I was little I used to put worms in envelopes (dont know why) and wait for my mom to back up the car and run them over (dont know why) and then check out the contents of said envelope.
So there was obviously a time when I had a working relationship with worms but now I have an unhealthy fear of them You should see me when it rains. Its the worst.
@VPea: Parasitic worms that enter the body as larvae through walking barefoot in contaminated water. Then they take up residence in your leg, grow to massive lengths, cause open lesions, and can only be extracted by slowly being wound around a stick centimeter by centimeter.
@sheridan: oh. my. god. this is my worst fear. no one deserves this.
@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (subservient to the ovumlord): sweets that isnt crazy. they are creepy as hell! What about when youre in a pet store and there is a whole wall of the (what I call) squirmy type fish - do you lose it?
@VPea: Let's just say I cannot sit near an aquarium at a Chinese restaurant. It's called ichthyophobia. Weirdly enough, I have no problems eating fish. I think it's the faces that scare me. There was a Sesame Street sketch with talking goldfish and I would always freak the fuck out.
@VPea: A friend of mine had a tapeworm when she was four, and (much to her chagrin) her mother told me that Michelle came running up to her from the bathroom, crying, yelling for her mom to help put her "insides" back in. That would freak me out so much, I can't imagine how mothers can deal with this.
@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (subservient to the ovumlord): you know as much as I know that sucks it pleases me that I am not entirely crazy. I can eat fish too its just the well you know. The whole squirminess and anyway good luck :O)
@AbbyNormal: Its something I hadnt thought about until this thread but it makes me really appreciate my mother. Your friend's story is cute albeit terrifying. lol insides ...kids!
@sarabadara: ok ima quit now but Im pregnant too! Is this why we have crazy dreams? Im praying I have one of the lesbian ones tonight that roach motel one sucked.
@VPea: Yeah, it's the pregnancy. Last night I dreamed I was peeing on some girl. And it's not like they're girls I know ever, just random dream girls. And congratulations; how far along are you?
@sheridan: Aren't these worms the things that David Sedaris has written about? I'm pretty sure he's written a story about his boyfriend's mom getting these.
@sarabadara: When I was, like, 7 years old I had a dream this was happening to me at a dance recital. I think it's the worst nightmare I've ever had. Or at least it's up there with the dream about the giant crab that was chasing me through the woods when I was 5. Because crabs totally live in the woods, doncha know.
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And what did people expect when Obama hired a Swinger to be his speechwriter?
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But trust, I can look past it. I know I have douche-y party pictures on Facebook.
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Well then Im glad people arent suffering from it in such large numbers anymore.
Do you want to know why im afraid of worms? Its pretty horrific too. When I was little I used to put worms in envelopes (dont know why) and wait for my mom to back up the car and run them over (dont know why) and then check out the contents of said envelope.
So there was obviously a time when I had a working relationship with worms but now I have an unhealthy fear of them You should see me when it rains. Its the worst.
Rant over.
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@VPea: I'm afraid of fish, especially goldfish. These phobias are crazy.
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If it makes you feel any better last night I dreamt that I stayed at a place on a business trip called "The Roach Motel" wtf!
@AbbyNormal: thank you but nope Im already cringing I just cant. someone below said something about string coming out of skin [shudder]
oooh when I was little in a 3rd world country I had a tapeworm and my mom said it was the worst diaper she ever changed.
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@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (subservient to the ovumlord): sweets that isnt crazy. they are creepy as hell! What about when youre in a pet store and there is a whole wall of the (what I call) squirmy type fish - do you lose it?
Ugh its like being in an aquatic hell!
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@AbbyNormal: Its something I hadnt thought about until this thread but it makes me really appreciate my mother. Your friend's story is cute albeit terrifying. lol insides ...kids!
@sarabadara: ok ima quit now but Im pregnant too! Is this why we have crazy dreams? Im praying I have one of the lesbian ones tonight that roach motel one sucked.
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And congratulations; how far along are you?
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Weird phobias unite.
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6 weeks and I feel a little like horse shit but its aight my boobs are massive!
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