My friends, today I stumbled across a nugget of extremely distressing gossip. The New York Post surmises, from a collection of photographs, that model and Swifty Squad member Cara Delevingne abandoned her lover Annie Clark—otherwise known as ethereal songstress St. Vincent—at Monday’s Chanel show in Paris, departing…

Fashion bible Vogue is in hot water after publishing a feature about model Cara Delevingne which suggested her attraction to women (she is currently dating Annie Clark, a.k.a. St. Vincent) might be “just a phase.”