Full confession—I totally suck at this game, so I'm impressed with the mad skills I saw from Jimmy Fallon and Annette Bening on Wednesday's Tonight Show.

After her lil' detour at an electronics store, Lindsay Lohan checked into rehab. Two minutes later, she checked out and derped away quickly, chanting: "I'm not going to rehab. I'm not going to rehab. Take me back to the airport."

"As she sits drinking lavender lemonade,*" Taylor Swift tells Vanity Fair that everyone—including, and especially, other ladies in Hollywood—needs to shut the fuck up about how many penises are/may be in orbit around her:

Let's all climb into our time machines, get nice and cozy with something that won't spill and fry the very important mechanisms that make time machines work, and watch a blooper real from the Golden Globes of yesteryear, marveling at how, despite the frenetic and fickle nature of show business, Warren Beatty and…

This Sunday, the beloved Annette Bening is among the nominees for Best Actress in a Leading Role at the 83rd Academy Awards. She will be recognized for her role in The Kids Are All Right as Nic, the lush, lesbian matriarch of a family in crisis, dealing with infidelity incited by an interloper threatening the…

"Perfection on the half-shell" is one of my mom's many weird proprietary expressions. But sometimes, it's really apropos. And the red-carpet for the Academy Awards Nominations Luncheon was one such occasion.

Angelina Jolie is one step closer to winning the Oscar for The Tourist! Maybe Aaron Sorkin can write her next winning role as a sassy computer programmer. Okay, maybe not, but other women did just fine at The Golden Globes.

Did you go to the Critic's Choice Movie Awards last night? We wanted to, but our evil stepsisters made us stay home and scrub the floor instead. Luckily, we have photos to show us what we missed!

The 2010 New York Film Critics Circle Awards, actually held in 2011, took place on a cold night. Which didn't stop Ruffalo and Firth from being hot, and Michelle Williams and Kerry Washington, seriously cool.

• Demure and ever-so-humble pop star Lady Gaga says her new album will "change the world."

A scene in this summer's indie hit involves lesbian couple Julianne Moore and Annette Bening having sex while watching a tape of (just) men having sex. What's up with that?

Critics say The Kids Are All Right, starring Julianne Moore and Annette Bening as lesbian moms, is a rare gem: "A comedy that doesn't take cheap shots, a drama that doesn't manipulate, a movie of ideas that doesn't preach."

• Breaking: Katy Perry kissed a girl. [TMZ]
• Also! Katy Perry bought her mom a facelift. Katy's dad says:

The 38th AFI Life Achievement Award at Culver City's Sony Pictures Studios honored legendary director, comedian (and, ahem, University of Chicago alum) Mike Nichols. Obviously, everyone came out to honor him: not just Beatty and Spielberg, but Portman, Parker, Cher...

• Michelle Williams denies that she is dating Ryan Gosling.

• Making a big deal about this video of Miley Cyrus giving a "lap dance" is just silly.

• Is Justin Timberlake going to be on SNL next week? A source claims they overheard Timberlake talking about taping a secret segment for next week's season finale. Digital short, maybe? [PageSix]

• Did you think the first Sex And The City movie was too sad? Sarah Jessica Parker says: See the sequel!

• Sunday in Venice, Angelina Jolie went out with Brad Pitt, their six kids, and her father, Jon Voight.