Tuck it away between McGriddles and that guy whose only dream in life is to be a human maxi pad in the Apocalypse Already Happened, We Just Missed It File: I have seen Patricia "Tan Mom" Krentcil's rap video, and it's AWFUL, but so awful that it's basically the 2013 version of "the Entertainment" from Infinite Jest. As…
Jon Gosselin's Ex Is Gonna Be in That Girls Reality Show You Won't Watch
Unfortunately for, uh, all citizens of Earth, the Girls reality show is apparently underway: ABC has picked it up and already chosen a star, a 25-year-old publicist named Hailey Glassman whose achievements include, hand to God, dating Jon Gosselin and being on an episode of My Life is A Lifetime Movie. She's also…
Frank Ocean's New Year's Eve Arrest, Explained: 'Hi, Guys, I Smoke Pot'
Frank Ocean has temporarily lost his driver's license and may be charged with marijuana possession after he was pulled over on New Year's Eve for speeding on an Eastern Sierra Nevada highway and a small bag of weed was discovered in his car. Ocean's representative didn't give a statement, but he did:
Taylor Swift Tries to Convince You She's a Badass Rocker in New Video
America's golden daughter Taylor Swift, who turned 23 yesterday, is growing up and wants to prove it. Subsequently, she copped some rocker shit (stringy pink-tipped wig! Taylor Momsen eye makeup!) for the brand-new "I Knew You Were Trouble" video, which features some bubblegum Sid and Nancyish antics opposite the guy …
Brangelina Threatened By Jonny Lee Miller's Mediocre CBS Show
The National Enquirer, bastion of all legitimate-and-definitely-not-made-up-by-peoples'-greed-and-imagination news, reports that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's slinky, uber-sexual union is being torn asunder by, of all things, Tivo. Brad's allegedly pissed at Angelina for secretly recording episodes of her ex Jonny Lee …
Leann Rimes Turns 30, Checks into Clinic
The day after her 30th birthday, Leann Rimes has checked into a 30-day treatment center to "cope with anxiety and stress." Over the last year, Rimes has been the continued subject of intense body bullying and rumors of anorexia, and her representative confirms that she is not being treated for an eating disorder. "While…
Rihanna Wins Race During Rob Kardashian Go-Kart Date
Rihanna and Not A Law Student
Self-Proclaimed Troll Zach Galifianakis To Wed Tall Blonde Princess
Shrill, polarizing funnyman Zach Galifianakis just got engaged to his longtime girlfriend Quinn Lundberg and the couple's already planning the nuptials for August 11th. Lundberg is the co-founder of Growing Voices, a non-profit organization that connects international donors to community-based projects.
Anna Faris and Chris Pratt Are Expecting a Real-Life Human Baby
They seem like a pretty awesome couple and are now set to become equally great parents because Anna Faris and Chris Pratt are expecting their first child. Her rep spilled to relative truth bible People so we know it's legit, but we're waiting for them to talk about it personally because they always bring the laffs. One …
What A Game Show Based On The Lifetime TV Network Would Look Like
"What's Wrong With Tanya?" is a game show created by SNL. But if it were real, I would absolutely be watching with a bowl of popcorn on a nightly basis. Let's get on this, Lifetime: just gather three stereotypical mothers from the movies, give them buzzers, and when each Tayna walks onto the stage, let them try to guess…
