Kanye Calls His Beck Interruption a Joke—'Like the Grammys Themselves'
During a radio interview with Ryan Seacrest, serial award ceremony interrupter and proud member of the Beyhive Kanye West once again addressed his reasoning for nearly cutting Beck off at the Grammys. This time he adds that it was the "voices in [his] head" that urged him to go on stage.
Hayden Panettiere Finally Gives Birth to a Baby Girl
Hayden Panettiere just gave birth to her first child with fiancé Ukrainian heavyweight boxer Wladimir Klitschko. Is it me or did it seem like Panettiere was pregnant for like a full year? I don't know why, maybe because she just rocked that belly so hard, but to me, she's just been pregnant forever.
Chris Pratt Shares Touching Story of His Prematurely Born Son, Jack
On Friday, Chris Pratt attended the March of Dimes Celebration of Babies, where he related the story of how his wife Anna Faris gave birth to their son Jack nine weeks premature and how that impacted him and his idea of fatherhood. Hey, your boyfriend is being open and vulnerable, so prepare for some ovary-wrenching…
Disappointment Alert: The Mom Pilot Was Terrible
I know, I know. I wanted Mom (the new CBS show starring Allison Janney and Anna Faris) to be good, too. It's a sitcom with two strong female leads and an excellent supporting cast (which includes Badger from Breaking Bad), so that alone gives it potential. Unfortunately the bad (it's a multi-camera sitcom produced by
Tan Mom's Music Video Is a Retina-Scorching Shitshow
Tuck it away between McGriddles and that guy whose only dream in life is to be a human maxi pad in the Apocalypse Already Happened, We Just Missed It File: I have seen Patricia "Tan Mom" Krentcil's rap video, and it's AWFUL, but so awful that it's basically the 2013 version of "the Entertainment" from Infinite Jest.…
Jon Gosselin's Ex Is Gonna Be in That Girls Reality Show You Won't Watch
Unfortunately for, uh, all citizens of Earth, the Girls reality show is apparently underway: ABC has picked it up and already chosen a star, a 25-year-old publicist named Hailey Glassman whose achievements include, hand to God, dating Jon Gosselin and being on an episode of My Life is A Lifetime Movie. She's also…
Frank Ocean's New Year's Eve Arrest, Explained: 'Hi, Guys, I Smoke Pot'
Frank Ocean has temporarily lost his driver's license and may be charged with marijuana possession after he was pulled over on New Year's Eve for speeding on an Eastern Sierra Nevada highway and a small bag of weed was discovered in his car. Ocean's representative didn't give a statement, but he did:
Taylor Swift Tries to Convince You She's a Badass Rocker in New Video
America's golden daughter Taylor Swift, who turned 23 yesterday, is growing up and wants to prove it. Subsequently, she copped some rocker shit (stringy pink-tipped wig! Taylor Momsen eye makeup!) for the brand-new "I Knew You Were Trouble" video, which features some bubblegum Sid and Nancyish antics opposite the…
Brangelina Threatened By Jonny Lee Miller's Mediocre CBS Show
The National Enquirer, bastion of all legitimate-and-definitely-not-made-up-by-peoples'-greed-and-imagination news, reports that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's slinky, uber-sexual union is being torn asunder by, of all things, Tivo. Brad's allegedly pissed at Angelina for secretly recording episodes of her ex Jonny…
Leann Rimes Turns 30, Checks into Clinic
The day after her 30th birthday, Leann Rimes has checked into a 30-day treatment center to "cope with anxiety and stress." Over the last year, Rimes has been the continued subject of intense body bullying and rumors of anorexia, and her representative confirms that she is not being treated for an eating disorder.…
Rihanna Wins Race During Rob Kardashian Go-Kart Date
Rihanna and Not A Law Student After All Rob Kardashian spent a night in Burbank, California playing some go-karts (which Rihanna won, naturally) and then heading to a nightclub called Playhouse. Ri-Ri. Unspeakable gladness at the thought that you might be done with Chris Brown fills every cranny of the cockles of my…
Self-Proclaimed Troll Zach Galifianakis To Wed Tall Blonde Princess
Shrill, polarizing funnyman Zach Galifianakis just got engaged to his longtime girlfriend Quinn Lundberg and the couple's already planning the nuptials for August 11th. Lundberg is the co-founder of Growing Voices, a non-profit organization that connects international donors to community-based projects.

