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    Image of msAnthrope msAnthrope
    12/21/09

    In reply to Jessica Simpson Shows Bikini Line; Condé Nast Sues Blogger
    Jenna, this was worth reading just to learn a new word: "execrable." It's a Lagerfeld-worthy dis!
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    12/21/09

    In reply to Jessica Simpson Shows Bikini Line; Condé Nast Sues Blogger
    How DARE Claudia Schiffer not suffer like normal human beings.
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    Image of kelsium kelsium
    12/21/09

    In reply to Jessica Simpson Shows Bikini Line; Condé Nast Sues Blogger
    What the hell is a "statement bracelet"? I'd wear one that squeaks, "You're full of shit! You're full of shit!" at fashionable passersby.
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    Image of msAnthrope msAnthrope
    12/21/09

    @kelsium:

    In some chipmunk-type voice? I imagine the voice would be key for the delivery!
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    Image of labeled labeled
    12/21/09

    In reply to Jessica Simpson Shows Bikini Line; Condé Nast Sues Blogger
    Balenciaga should sue whomever actually green-lighted the Sportiletto, and should be grateful if Steve Madden's team actually made it seem desirable and copy-worthy.
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    Image of Raised-byHeathens Raised-byHeathens
    12/21/09

    @labeled: Jeez, those are some ugly shoes.
    Also, what is happening with the Forever 21 lawsuits? They do the same thing-- copy designers blatantly, but I never heard what happened.
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    labeled promoted this comment Raised-byHeathens was starred Raised-byHeathens was unstarred
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    12/21/09

    @Raised-byHeathens: Right? I particularly like this shot of them, also. What shoes don't look fan-fucking-tastic with gray wool tights? And, they're even worse than I thought - that's rubber, not leather. Jeebus, those're so fug they're kind of making my morning.
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    12/21/09

    @labeled: You know, I could tell from the name "Sportiletto" that I would hate it, but I didn't know it was possible to hate it this much. Yikes.
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    labeled promoted this comment clever.username was starred clever.username was unstarred
    Image of labeled labeled
    12/21/09

    @clever.username: I know. Like I said, it's kind of making my day. In fact, it's worth it to google-image-search it, just to get the full size image.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    12/21/09

    @labeled: She is wearing them with some type of track pant too. See the piping there on the leg? Is that like dressing up for sporting events? High fashion at the hockey game? They are awesomely fug.
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    Image of labeled labeled
    12/21/09

    @badmutha: I can't stop looking at them. Maybe they're awesome.
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    Image of janusjana janusjana
    12/21/09

    @labeled: Speaking of google -- these are what the google logo would look like on a special "Sports & Shoes Appreciation Day". Anyone else see this?
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    12/21/09

    @janusjana: Absolutely. Or, SEXY LEGO COSTUME!
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    Image of janusjana janusjana
    12/21/09

    @labeled: YES! Or model paid to unveil IKEA's new children's furniture line!
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    12/21/09

    In reply to Jessica Simpson Shows Bikini Line; Condé Nast Sues Blogger
    I read "Jessica Simpson shows bikini line" as some sort of downstairs version of a nip slip that Perez Hilton would doodle about and make fun of mercilessly for months.

    Unfortunately her swimwear line looks even less exciting.
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    12/21/09

    @BuffySummers: I did too!
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    12/21/09

    In reply to Jessica Simpson Shows Bikini Line; Condé Nast Sues Blogger
    First it was Brit Brit lip synching now it's LV overpriced and not cute... I kind of envy how easily Australians are shocked.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    12/21/09

    In reply to Jessica Simpson Shows Bikini Line; Condé Nast Sues Blogger
    Oh and I have been drooling over the Dior book. Damn. I can't justify that much cash for a book right now...
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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    12/21/09

    In reply to Jessica Simpson Shows Bikini Line; Condé Nast Sues Blogger
    Jessica Simpson's swimwear line is here!

    Hmm. I was waiting on her Those Suckers line of nursing bras.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    12/21/09

    @JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: COTD!
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    Image of Penny Penny
    12/21/09

    In reply to Jessica Simpson Shows Bikini Line; Condé Nast Sues Blogger
    Honestly, when I have bought Target Go stuff in the past, I just grab shit because I hate trying stuff on, and if it doesn't fit or I don't like it, I always check eBay before returning them. Because I like money.
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    Image of nyc-caribbean-ragazza nyc-caribbean-ragazza
    12/16/09

    In reply to Madonna Fronts For D&G; Grace Coddington Discusses Lady Gaga's Pubic Hair
    I like the Madonna ads. Then again I'm a big de Sica fan.

    Re: Elin and Puma. Is she an athlete or something. Why would she get an endorsement?
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    Image of Highsmith Highsmith
    12/16/09

    In reply to Madonna Fronts For D&G; Grace Coddington Discusses Lady Gaga's Pubic Hair
    Saks, you suck!
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    12/16/09

    In reply to Madonna Fronts For D&G; Grace Coddington Discusses Lady Gaga's Pubic Hair
    Big fail for D & G, these ads would have been 100 times better with Dina from Real Housewives of New Jersey.
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    12/16/09

    In reply to Madonna Fronts For D&G; Grace Coddington Discusses Lady Gaga's Pubic Hair
    Tom Brady: Dickhead.
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    Image of cinematheques cinematheques
    12/16/09

    @bluebears: A traditional name that he can pronounce?

    "You have the baby, but I don't want any of that heritage."
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    Image of apricotta apricotta
    12/16/09

    @cinematheques: Why wouldn't he want a name that he can pronounce? That doesn't sound dickish to me. What does, however, is that his wife just had a baby and they haven't had "more than just two-three hours" together since then.
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    Image of daradoodle daradoodle
    12/16/09

    @bluebears: Yeah, seriously. A traditional name? Whose fucking tradition? And where is he? It seems really weird that a father would be anywhere but with his wife and newborn child at this point.
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    Image of msridiculous447 msridiculous447
    12/16/09

    @apricotta: Yeah, and we have no clue what he means by "traditional." He might just be turned off by the celebrity baby name craze and want something, you know, normal.

    God forbid he want a common name that he can pronounce! The injustice!
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    bluebears promoted this comment msridiculous447 was starred msridiculous447 was unstarred
    Image of bluebears bluebears
    12/16/09

    @daradoodle: He's busy losing football games. Oh snap!
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    12/16/09

    @msridiculous447: well his girlfriend is Argentinian so...pretty sure he was referring to that. I mean "Apple" is a ridiculous name but not exactly hard to pronounce.
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    12/16/09

    @bluebears: He's always struck me as a complete himbo. Pretty, but dumb as a box of rocks.
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    Image of msridiculous447 msridiculous447
    12/16/09

    @bluebears: She's Brazilian...

    I don't know, I just assumed he meant that he wanted a normal, non-celebrity name, and threw in "pronounceable" as a joke.

    As in, "I don't care what we name the baby, so long as it isn't "Moses" or "Apple" and I can pronounce it."

    I have no idea why I'm defending him...lol. As a lifelong Buffalo fan, he's a sworn enemy of my people.
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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    12/16/09

    @cinematheques: There are some Portuguese names, like Daniel, that could work in both languages, and others, like João, that just don't, so I could see wanting a name that could be made to work in either.
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    Image of Jenna Jenna
    12/16/09

    @cinematheques: Guys, guys, guys: to be fair to poor ol' Tom, at the other end of the link he specifies that he would be fine with the baby getting a Brazilian name, so long as he can pronounce it.

    Anything's gotta be better than, what, Baby It? Precious Darling Boy-Child? Male Offspring?
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    Image of fulanita fulanita
    12/16/09

    @Jenna: And according to her family, their previous choice was Gabriel, which works in either language. I think by "traditional" he means he doesn't want his kid named Watermelon or Yonkers or whatever the trend is these days.
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    LaFemme promoted this comment fulanita was starred fulanita was unstarred
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    12/16/09

    @fulanita: Right, plus not all Brazilian names are traditional. There are the weird hybrid names (Wilker, Gilmer) or the "American names" (Washington, Lincoln, Wellington), or the famous Greek names (Aristotle, Sophocles) that are popular(ish) in Brazil and I can totally see being opposed to.
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    Image of fulanita fulanita
    12/16/09

    @LaFemme: I vote for Ze Pequeno
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    12/16/09

    @msridiculous447: oh oops. Damn me and my spotty knowledge of supermodels. :)
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    Image of slowpoke.r slowpoke.r
    12/16/09

    In reply to Madonna Fronts For D&G; Grace Coddington Discusses Lady Gaga's Pubic Hair
    The photo above confirms what the last few photos I've seen of Madonna have suggested: she suddenly looks like Kate Winslet. Anyone else seeing it?

    Or did they always look sort of alike and I never noticed before?
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    Image of dialing_footnoterphone dialing_footnoterphone
    12/16/09

    @slowpoke.r: It's those very intensely dark eyebrows and the hair colour.
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    12/16/09

    @dialing_footnoterphone: @lizbang: Yes, it must be the eyebrows. Maybe she used to wear them with less of an arch and a little lighter in color? Off to look at old Madonna photos...
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    Image of zoethebitch zoethebitch
    12/16/09

    @slowpoke.r: There is more than a slight resemblance. (full disclosure: I flopped the picture of Kate Winslet l-to-r so her bangs fell the same way as the pic of Madonna)
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    Image of LucilleMcGillicuddy LucilleMcGillicuddy
    12/16/09

    @slowpoke.r: I'm sure M's surgeon would be delighted with this comparison.
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    Image of zoethebitch zoethebitch
    12/08/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham Expands Her Reach; Valentino Doc Financed On Credit Cards
    Victoria and David Beckham interviewed by Sacha Baron Cohen (as Ali G). She smiles and laughs and shows a lot of personality. Very funny clip.
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