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Brad Cast In Basterds After Getting Drunk & High With Tarantino
- How did Brad Pitt end up in Inglourious Basterds? Booze and weed maybe:
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Jennifer Hudson: Mom-To-Be?
- Gossipeuse Janet Charlton claims Jennifer Hudson is knocked up. JHud is currently on tour; her fiancé, "Punk" from I Love New York, is training to become a professional wrestler. [Janet Charlton's Hollywood]
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Justin Timberlake To Climb Mountain That Nearly Killed Ann Curry
- Justin Timberlake will attempt to finish what Ann Curry started: He'll head to Tanzania and climb Mount Kilimanjaro.
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6-Year-Old Genius On Today Show Is Spacey, Weary
Ann Curry relentlessly quizzed a "whiz kid" who likes "traveling through space" until the poor thing suffered a glitch. Then she made him feel like he'd better cure cancer or save the world or something. Pressure! More » -
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Today Show Anchors Use The Force
News anchors. Serious journalists. Having a lightsaber battle. Matt Lauer actually asks, "Are these things, like, indestructable?" Clip at left. -
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Following The Octuplets' Mommy Money Trail
Nadya Suleman is already profiting from the birth of her octuplets. In addition to a new website that requests donations and increased public assistance, there are rumors that she was paid for her NBC interview. More » -
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Ann Curry's Octuplet Interview Takes Me Through The (Four) Stages Of Grief
"Wow, Ann Curry really hates this woman." That was the text sent by a friend at 10:59pm yesterday, following the conclusion of Dateline NBC's special on Nadya Suleman, mom to 14 and enemy to millions. More » -
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A Girl's Gallery Of Ann Curry's WTF Faces
With tonight's Dateline devoted to Ann Curry's full interview with Nadya Suleman, we're hoping for more fireworks, by which we mean, more of Curry's WTF faces, which have threatened to upstage her interview subject. More » -
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Pageant Kids & Moms "Interviewed" On Today
The Today show had a segment with some pageant kids this morning, and Ann Curry bungled what could have been an interesting interview with the children and their parents. More » -
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Sarah Haskins Worries That Ann Curry's Life Is In Danger
Is the Today show trying to kill Ann Curry? Sarah Haskins thinks so. In this week's episode of Target: Women, Haskins presents extensive evidence proving that the NBC TV show wants the anchor dead. More » -
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This Week We Had A Gastric Bypass
- We had some major tech surgery and now there's a lighter, leaner Jezebel. From the looks of our inbox, you hate it!
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Jon Hamm Makes Today Stand Still With Epic Hotness
Mad Men star and heartthrob du jour Jon Hamm graced the Today Show with his adorable presence this morning. Out of Don Draper costume, he's all floppy-hair and big smiles in promoting his new, horrible-looking movie, The Day The Earth Stood Still. Even the annoying Ann Curry gets a little swoony over Jon in his overcoat. Clip above. -
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Brad Pitt Rants Against Celeb Shutterbugs On Today
Ann Curry had a one-on-one with a mustachioed Brad Pitt on Today this morning. Pitt was there to talk about his Make It Right Foundation, which aims to build 150 homes for residents of the lower Ninth Ward in New Orleans. But naturally, Ann got him to talk about the kids. (Right after he said he wouldn't talk about his personal life.) "I feel rich being around them," he said. "Surprisingly, though, six kids are not as easy as you would think." Ann also brought up the W photo shoot of Angie, but Brad was most passionate when talking about the paparazzi: "I hate 'em… I hate these people…There should be laws against it." Clip above. -
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Miley Cyrus Is Not Dead
- Miley Cyrus's YouTube account was hacked yesterday and a video was posted, claiming that the star is dead. The description reads: "Miley died this morning after being hit by a drunk driver. She always told us if anything ever happened to her then tell her loyal fans first before the public. R.I.P Miley, we'll never forget you!" It's all a lie and has since been pulled down. [Perez Hilton]
- Prince goes door-to-door in LA to preach the word of the Jehovah's Witnesses. Ahem. [Page Six]
- Jessica Alba is delighted by motherhood: "Everything is cute, everything is fun," say says, "including the explosive diarrhea — the best ever." Ew, sounds… shitty. [UPI]
- Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty have split; she's back in London, alone and he may want to get back with his wife, Rosetta. Who will Sienna date next? [Daily Mail]
- Wanda Sykes was at a gay rights rally in Las Vegas on Saturday; she told the crowd: "You know, I don't really talk about my sexual orientation. I didn't feel like I had to. I was just living my life, not necessarily in the closet, but I was living my life. Everybody that knows me personally they know I'm gay. But that's the way people should be able to live their lives." But, Sykes said, Prop 8 made her feel like she was being attacked. "Now, I gotta get in their face," she said. "I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman, and I'm proud to be gay." [Breitbart]
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Spiderbaby Attacks Today Show With Killer Cuteness
The Today Show had a Halloween costume contest this morning, and though we are generally opposed to Anne Geddes-style baby exploitation, this baby's spiderweb costume was sofa king cute we felt we had to share it with the world. Look at his widdle face! The apex of teh cuteness: when Ann Curry goes over and puts the baby's pacifier in his mouth. (We must note that the idea of Ann Curry's taint on any baby makes Dodai barf twice and die.) For Ann and the rest of the Today Show cast dressed up in fairy tale garb, check out the clip above. More » -
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This Week We Waged War On Terrible TV Hostesses
- The long-awaited "all black" issue of Italian Vogue hit newsstands, and we gave you a guided tour.
- Judy Blume taught us that having your dessert isn't all it's cracked up to be when you're a disgruntled 60s housefrau.
- We became your personal style guru.
- Three words: dolphin assisted birth.
- See little Emily walk. See little Emily run the fuck away from George Bush.
- We wanted to run screaming from Today Show bungler Ann Curry.
- Speaking of loathsome tv personalities, it was a big week for Elisabeth Hasselbeck! She told us she has never used a vibrator and cried during a discussion of the N-word.
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It's Official: The Today Show Is Making Me Crazy
Today was the last straw: I officially hate the Today show. I know it's in the category of "morning television," but I always tune in, hoping against hope, that I'll see, you know, the news. But after the missing women and harmed kids stories, they move right along to "When should I throw stuff in my fridge away?" and the earth-shattering suggestion that if you think your pet is sick, you should see a vet. Then there's a "concert" on the plaza. And for the last few months, a horrible feeling has been building and accumulating inside of me, and if I don't let it out, I'll burst: The absolute worst part of the show is the "reporter" known as Ann Curry. More » -
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Madonna "Appreciates" That People Are Cynical, Suspicious Of Her
Madonna was on Today this morning, in a pre-taped interview with Ann Curry, to promote her documentary about AIDS orphans in Malawi I Am Because We Are, which premiered at the Tribeca Film Festival this week. It's nice that she is doing some good stuff with her money and fame, but, as Curry says to her in the interview clip above, it's kinda hard to believe that this whole altruism thing isn't just another one of her fads — kinda like Madonna's accent, which isn't as British as it was two years ago. Clip above. -
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19-Year-Old Math Prodigy Alia Sabur Is Today's Favorite Jezebel
On this morning's Today show, Ann Curry interviewed Alia Sabur, who, at 18, became the youngest professor in the history of the United States. Sabur, now 19, is refreshingly adorable and normal — certainly mature for her age, but completely humble about her achievements. She teaches physics and math at Southern University in New Orleans, a school so destroyed by Katrina that students are still attending classes in trailers. Sabur wanted to teach there because she wanted to help Katrina victims but knew she wasn't good at building houses. "I tried to do what I'm good at," Sabur explained. A voice over notes that Sabur "loves celebrity gossip websites," and pans to a shot of Alia looking at Jezebel. Full clip above. -
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Jenna Bush was just interviewed on Today and Tracie and I sort of half-watched it. I have never paid attention to Ann Curry; is she always such an embarrassing cunnilinger? Highlights: Jenna asks Chelsea Clinton to call her; the Secret Service does allow her to have sex; no one showed up to her book signing but her mom was all, "Fifteen people? That's great, honey!" which sort of explains how she stays married to Bush; Jenna looks so much like her dad it's creepy and distracting; possibly she has a hangover; she was wearing Louboutins or at least that's what Tracie said; if she was pregnant she um must have had a miscarriage which is very painful so give her some privacy people.
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