Paris Hilton Listens to Her iPod While Skiing

Today in Tweetbeat: Ann Curry inspires, Michelle Branch dreams of setting up house with Katy Perry, John Mayer farts, Mindy Kaling mourns the death of romance, and Paris Hilton skis to a soundtrack. More »

Memphis Belle: Aspiring "Kid Reporter" Wants Ann Curry's Cushy Job

This morning, Today informed 12-year-old Deidra Shores—live, via satellite—that she made the finals in the show's "Kid Reporter" contest. Deidra exploded with joy, and then got real about why she wants to work in broadcast journalism.

Ann Curry Marginalizes Hillary Clinton With Lame Questions About Marginalization

Today on NBC, Ann Curry tried to force Hillary Clinton to respond to claims that she's been "marginalized." Clinton seemed to find the whole thing pretty ridiculous — as did we. More »

"The Shortest Distance Between Two Points Is A Straight Line:" The Toughness Of Helen Thomas

White House press corps star Helen Thomas appeared on the Today Show this morning, ostensibly because she's Ann Curry's "inspiration" — but the always-awesome Thomas shows she's much more than that. More »

"Are You Crazy?" (Who Needs 126 More Characters?)

Would legendary White House reporter Helen Thomas ever join Twitter? The picture kind of speaks for itself. [Politico]

Robin & Sean Split For Third Time; Hailey Says Kate's "Going For The Sympathy Card"

• Robin Wright Penn has filed for divorce from Sean Penn due to "irreconcilable differences." They've already drawn up divorce papers twice before and announced their reconciliation in May.

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Brad Cast In Basterds After Getting Drunk & High With Tarantino

• How did Brad Pitt end up in Inglourious Basterds? Booze and weed maybe:

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Jennifer Hudson: Mom-To-Be?

• Gossipeuse Janet Charlton claims Jennifer Hudson is knocked up. JHud is currently on tour; her fiancé, "Punk" from I Love New York, is training to become a professional wrestler. [Janet Charlton's Hollywood]

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Justin Timberlake To Climb Mountain That Nearly Killed Ann Curry

• Justin Timberlake will attempt to finish what Ann Curry started: He'll head to Tanzania and climb Mount Kilimanjaro.

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6-Year-Old Genius On Today Show Is Spacey, Weary

Ann Curry relentlessly quizzed a "whiz kid" who likes "traveling through space" until the poor thing suffered a glitch. Then she made him feel like he'd better cure cancer or save the world or something. Pressure! More »

Today Show Anchors Use The Force

News anchors. Serious journalists. Having a lightsaber battle. Matt Lauer actually asks, "Are these things, like, indestructable?" Clip at left.

Following The Octuplets' Mommy Money Trail

Nadya Suleman is already profiting from the birth of her octuplets. In addition to a new website that requests donations and increased public assistance, there are rumors that she was paid for her NBC interview. More »

Ann Curry's Octuplet Interview Takes Me Through The (Four) Stages Of Grief

"Wow, Ann Curry really hates this woman." That was the text sent by a friend at 10:59pm yesterday, following the conclusion of Dateline NBC's special on Nadya Suleman, mom to 14 and enemy to millions. More »

A Girl's Gallery Of Ann Curry's WTF Faces

With tonight's Dateline devoted to Ann Curry's full interview with Nadya Suleman, we're hoping for more fireworks, by which we mean, more of Curry's WTF faces, which have threatened to upstage her interview subject. More »

Pageant Kids & Moms "Interviewed" On Today

The Today show had a segment with some pageant kids this morning, and Ann Curry bungled what could have been an interesting interview with the children and their parents. More »

Sarah Haskins Worries That Ann Curry's Life Is In Danger

Is the Today show trying to kill Ann Curry? Sarah Haskins thinks so. In this week's episode of Target: Women, Haskins presents extensive evidence proving that the NBC TV show wants the anchor dead. More »

This Week We Had A Gastric Bypass

• We had some major tech surgery and now there's a lighter, leaner Jezebel. From the looks of our inbox, you hate it!