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dianersb was bit by a zombie
07/22/09

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Humping badgers and otters can only lead to tears, recriminations, and, perhaps, botters
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wtfox?!
07/22/09

@dianersb was bit by a zombie: Or ottgers.
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AmericanSplendor
07/22/09

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What they don't show you is that promptly after the clip ends, the badger ripped the head off of a nearby gopher.

Suck on that, Minnesota!
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BearDownCBears
07/22/09

@AmericanSplendor: Was it just me or did that otter have a green block "S" on it? I think I saw it when it was fucking owning the badger.
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AmericanSplendor
07/22/09

@BearDownCBears:

The otter wasn't owning the badger, he was climbing on his back so that he could get the fuck out of Michigan.
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BearDownCBears
07/22/09

@AmericanSplendor: I disagree. If he wanted to do that, he would wait until his team made a bowl game and then quit to coach LSU, and then quit to coach the Dolphins, and then quit to coach 'Bama.

God, Nick Sabin is like the Sarah Palin of coahing.
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Zombie Ms. Skittles
07/22/09

In reply to Early Happy Hump Day
Okay, now if you imagine me as an otter and Mr. Skittles as a badger, that is pretty much exactly how sexy time goes down at La Casa De Los Zombies.
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mbprice
07/22/09

@Zombie Ms. Skittles: I wasn't aware Jezebel had a furry community! Wow, this place is inclusive! ;)
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Breamworthy
07/22/09

In reply to Early Happy Hump Day
Aww. I live in a small-by-my-standards town with two rivers, and we have a lot of aquatic wildlife. The other day, I was driving across a bridge over the bigger river, and three otters came out trying to cross the busy road. I made my BF get out of the car and chase them back down to the river bank, but now every time I drive by that corner I wince because I half expect to see mangled otters strewn all over the road.

Hmm, I guess that's kind of a downer. But, hey, so far no dead otters, so um... happy hump day!
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Ipomoea
07/22/09

@Breamworthy: I used to live on a lake, and the river otters were constantly sunning themselves on peoples' docks. I kept expecting to one day hear of an awful dog v. otter fight, but thankfully never did.
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Jack_Burton
07/22/09

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What comes after:

?
http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/
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labeled
07/22/09

In reply to Early Happy Hump Day
Someone get Milo & Otis' screenwriters on the phone, stat, we have a concept that needs fleshing out.
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labeled
07/22/09

@labeled: (also, badgers terrify me - we had them on our farm, and they are not cute, repeat NOT CUTE when they are older. So quality commenting was tough on this one, as I had to overcome irrational fear that this doesn't end well.)
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PrairieGirl
07/22/09

@labeled: I believe this the European variety of badger which remains cute throughout its lifespan. They are just as nasty as North American badgers though.
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RosyCheeks
07/22/09

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Quit badgering me about how all the otters are getting to enjoy hump day, and I am not.
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Madlenka
07/22/09

@RosyCheeks: I think we otter lay off the puns for a while.
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Breamworthy
07/22/09

@Madlenka: Nah, I think we should gopher it.
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