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    Bear Necessities
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    Image of chenier chenier
    11/26/08

    In reply to Bear Necessities
    Let me tell you about the birds and the bees...
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    Image of AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies)
    11/26/08

    @chenier: and the flowers and the trees ...
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    Image of aubonpam aubonpam
    11/26/08

    In reply to Bear Necessities
    cue the "wah-wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" trumpet sound!
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    Image of aubonpam aubonpam
    11/26/08

    @aubonpam: or possibly a slide whistle, though that would be more appropriate for an impotent bear.
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    11/26/08

    In reply to Bear Necessities
    The zookeepers said they have no choice, as the other animals had passed a ballot measure declaring marriage to be between one female polar bear and one male polar bear. The flamingos are really bigoted, I hear.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    11/26/08

    @lalaland13: Meh, those damned flamingos are all closet cases.
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    Image of CrossWord CrossWord
    11/26/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god.prepares.to.welcome.her.new.ovumlord: You're not kidding. Check out this pic of those fruity, self-hating bigots:



    They even have the classic fey arm thing down. Out of the closet and into the sun, flamingos!!

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    Image of CrossWord CrossWord
    11/26/08

    @CrossWord: Can you see me now?? Jeez, a girl can't spend twenty minutes in MS Paint without little tech trouble...


    From Untitled Album

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    Image of westendgirl westendgirl
    11/26/08

    In reply to Bear Necessities
    It's easy to tell -- the girl bears are poor at math.
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    Image of CrossWord CrossWord
    11/26/08

    @westendgirl: And they grunt all the time about how fat they are. They also gossip about their rowdy neighbors, the penguins. Ladybears, obvi.
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    Image of rosasparks rosasparks
    11/26/08

    @westendgirl: @CrossWord: I love both of you for that much needed laugh.


    Maybe they have been using that pink keyboard and giggling with glee about googling where to get mani/pedis?

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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    11/26/08

    @CrossWord: And they all love the color pink.
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    Image of CrossWord CrossWord
    11/26/08

    @BabyJane: You know blondes!
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    11/26/08

    In reply to Bear Necessities
    They should have thrown my pup in the pen with these polar bears and she would totally get the job done. She is wholly convinced she has peen. She would not discriminate against inter-species nooky, either.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    11/26/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god.prepares.to.welcome.her.new.ovumlord: That pooch is an honorary Jezebel.
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    Image of musicpup musicpup
    11/26/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god.prepares.to.welcome.her.new.ovumlord: My Golden has that long-suffering expression down pat, too. Small dogs have tried to hump her, too, but she just up and leaves.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    11/26/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: Hee, does that make her a Jezebitch? Lola is a wonton trollop in an innocent-looking furry package.


    @musicpup is mad as a sack of badgers: Jack the Golden is so indifferent. And you can't see it here, but Lola gets kinky and starts biting his fur while humping. I'm not sure he even feels her.

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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    11/26/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god.prepares.to.welcome.her.new.ovumlord: What kind of dog is that? It looks a little like my pup.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    11/26/08

    @treecut...Grim Reaper of the forest: Lola is a shih-poo. 10 pounds of terror, complete with underbite!
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    Image of Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
    11/26/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god.prepares.to.welcome.her.new.ovumlord:


    OMG thank you for that pic! I needed a laugh!

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    Image of AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies)
    11/26/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god.prepares.to.welcome.her.new.ovumlord: pets named Lola are the best ;-)
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    Image of KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins
    11/26/08

    In reply to Bear Necessities
    ...and the lady bears are thrilled to not have to hear Marvin Gaye or Barry White on the loudspeaker anymore...
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    Image of EkaterinaBallerina EkaterinaBallerina
    11/26/08

    In reply to Bear Necessities
    It's a wonder that after all those attempts to get them to mate, that neither bear actually attempted it. I mean when my terrier saw my cousin's beagle humping dogs at the park, she sure as hell tried to do the same even though she lacked the necessary parts. You'd think that after all the attempts to get them to reproduce they'd just give up and say "fine, we'll be gay bears."
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    Image of rosasparks rosasparks
    11/26/08

    In reply to Bear Necessities
    Does this mean they are separating them? What if they love each other?


    I am worried. Don't separate them just because they are two ladies?! Just get them a boy so they can make some babies.

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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    11/26/08

    @rosasparks: Oooh - it'll be like Three's Company - with bears! I would not be able to paws that show on my Tivo!
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    Image of edie_g edie_g
    11/26/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: Separating them would be unBEARable!
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    11/26/08

    @edie_g: Fur would fly, my friend!
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    11/26/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: It's not like they're polar opposites!
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    Image of rosasparks rosasparks
    11/26/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: @rosasparks: @edie_g: Maybe like that Daryl Hannah movie Summer Lovers? But, I guess it would be Wintertime Lovers? Threesomes! Yea!
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    11/26/08

    In reply to Bear Necessities
    And once again the lezebear is misunderstood. Why can't we all just get along?
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    11/26/08

    In reply to Bear Necessities
    I think I will just stare at Tsuyoshi for the next 2 hours until I can leave work. Yes, good plan.
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    Image of SmallbutMighty SmallbutMighty
    11/26/08

    In reply to Bear Necessities
    call me crazy, but shouldn't they have covered this in zookeeper school?
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    11/26/08

    @SmallbutMighty: What they didn't tell you is that poor zookeeper Masako Inoue has been trying to have babies with a manatee for years now to no avail. No one has the heart to explain things to him.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    11/26/08

    @SmallbutMighty: I'm amazed they were never knew this. Couldn't there be some way to do a bear DNA test for this? I will have to call my vet student sister.
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    Image of Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
    11/26/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: If only love were enough!
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    Image of clevernamehere clevernamehere
    11/26/08

    @SmallbutMighty: When I was in 5th grade, my dad bought me a kitten who he was told was a neutered male. About a year later, kitty starts getting a little chubby so my dad becomes convinced that he's been eating elsewhere and develops eleborate plans to teach kitty eating elsewhere is bad.


    Then my boy kitty had kittens.


    So I kind of understand how rational people can just go along with "This is a boy polar bear." But then, no one in my family is a zoo keeper either.

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    Image of hatepaperdoll hatepaperdoll
    11/26/08

    In reply to Bear Necessities
    The sex of polar bears is often difficult to determine because of their long hair.


    Damn hippie polar bears! Are you are girl or are you a boy, you longhair freak!

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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    11/26/08

    @hatepaperdoll: I'm thinking that Brazillian polar bear waxing is going to be the next big thing.
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    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    11/26/08

    @BabyJane: You both stole my jokes. You bums.
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