Finally: Denmark to Ban Bestiality

There's good news for the cats, pigs and horses of Denmark: The state's rotten policy of allowing humans to copulate with unwilling animals is soon to be over. Next year, bestiality will be outlawed all over the land. Hamsters will run about their cages freely and squirrels will come out of hiding and look for nuts… » 10/13/14 7:10pm 10/13/14 7:10pm

Animals Have Learned to Manipulate the Genetic Lottery

As scientists learn more and more about genetics, humans become increasingly nervous about our ability to basically engineer a child to be exactly the way we want (which is a quiet girl, duh). But it turns out that our mammal brethren have actually been picking the sex of their babies in the animal kingdom for a long… » 7/11/13 2:20pm 7/11/13 2:20pm

The Anteater Baby Jesus Forgives You For Touching Yourself

Last month, Armani, a lady anteater at the LEO Zoological Conservation Center, gave birth to little Archie and mystified zoologists/the world, who had taken it upon themselves to cockblock Armani from their male anteater, Alf. Time-wise, Armani would have conceived when Alf was safely locked away in a separate pen. » 5/18/13 5:30pm 5/18/13 5:30pm

Baby Formula Causes Breast Tissue Growth In Infants

The Truth About Torture Penises • Obamas Still Undecided On Puppy Issue

This picture is a close-up of the genitalia of a male beetle. The barbed "torture penis" injures females during copulation, and unfortunately, the longest and thorniest penises produce the most offspring. • » 2/26/09 5:20pm 2/26/09 5:20pm