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"The Sex We're Talking About Pertains To Dogs And Cats"
PETA, with its spoiled-12-year-old-meets-mid-90's-Marilyn-Manson need for cheap attention, has resorted to the oldest trick in the book: offending the Church. Oh, and while they're at it, they managed to objectify women! Two birds! More »Dark Days
"Reports of deliberate cruelty to black cats rise especially in the weeks around Halloween in Britain, the RSPCA animal charity said on Wednesday." The RSPCA is asking people to come forward and adopt the poor, neglected harbingers of evil. [Reuters]Actually, We'd Be Scared, Too!
Imagine if that thing were, like, eight feet tall! Anyway, hilarious in a sadistic sort of way: [BuzzFeed via YouTube]Supreme Court Takes On "Crush Videos"
Tomorrow, the Supreme Court will consider whether producing fetish "crush videos" of small animals being killed should be illegal. Some liken the videos to child porn, but others say banning them might unintentionally ban footage of bullfighting and fishing. [Newsweek]Female Matadors Try To Grab Equality By The Horns
Last night, as part of its annual POV series, PBS premiered She Is the Matador, a documentary about women who wish to be professional bullfighters in Spain, but face a 101-year-old law that bans females from the sport. More »The Sound Of Mewsic
The name says it all. [YouTube via ScienceBlogs]Cat Fight
Whoa! Kenley Collins, Project Runway 5's resident villain, has reportedly been jailed in Brooklyn for assaulting her sleeping ex with a laptop, apples, water, and...a live cat. Leave the cat out of this! [TMZ]Dazed & Abused
Meet Acea Schomaker, 20. He wanted his hyper kitten to "chill," so he stuffed her in a bong made from a clear plastic box. Cops say the cat was "dazed" when removed. [CBS News]British Pups Get Makeover
Britain’s Kennel Club has released revised standards designed to improve the health of the English bulldog. More »Kittens Are For Cuddling, Not Crushing
More than a decade ago, it came to the attention of our government and others that there are sick fucks in the world who wank to depictions of animal torture, so Congress made it illegal. More »Britain's Prince Edward Accused Of Beating Dog
Britain's Prince Edward has been accused of striking a dog with a walking stick after photographs surfaced showing the royal holding a stick high in the air and then very close to the dog's head.Cat Lancer
On Wednesday, humane society officers removed three cats from the home of a Pennsylvania woman who was marketing and selling baby cats with pierced ears, necks and tails as "Gothic kittens" on the internet. [AP]Ivory Towers
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