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    Shiloh Gives Big Sister A Warn Ultimatum
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    Image of J.D.Regent J.D.Regent
    07/07/09

    In reply to Shiloh Gives Big Sister A Warn Ultimatum
    I love that Shiloh is such a little tomboy. Admit it: it would be wicked cute if she grew up to be a real sporty dyke with zero interest in hollywood.
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    Image of Maulleigh Maulleigh
    07/07/09

    @J.D.Regent: Like, if she worked for Barchenheimer Plumbing in accounts receivable? Yes, that would totally effing rock.
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    Image of flipflopmama flipflopmama
    07/07/09

    In reply to Shiloh Gives Big Sister A Warn Ultimatum
    "C'mon sister, lets make a run for it! She won't notice...I bet she is preggers again!!!"
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    Image of Maulleigh Maulleigh
    07/07/09

    @flipflopmama: OMG! I think I had a dream last night that she was pregnant again! I really have to get out more.
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    07/07/09

    In reply to Shiloh Gives Big Sister A Warn Ultimatum
    I know: it's like she's telling her something really important but it's totally not.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    07/07/09

    In reply to Shiloh Gives Big Sister A Warn Ultimatum
    Shiloh is doing this pose. You just know Zahara is like "Are you seriously starting with me? Are you?"


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    07/07/09

    @tscheese: I fucking love you.
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    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    07/07/09

    In reply to Shiloh Gives Big Sister A Warn Ultimatum
    "Yeah Z, you think I'm too scared to show you a yellow card? I'll go straight to red if you keep it up..."
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    Image of KLondike5 KLondike5
    07/07/09

    In reply to Shiloh Gives Big Sister A Warn Ultimatum
    Zahara is really starting to stretch out. I bet she's going to be a tall one. Gorgeous, gorgeous, East African girl.


    Shiloh's expression is just adorable. She has her dad's big, innocent blue eyes. I bet she can get away with murder with a well-timed flutter of those eyelashes.

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    Image of pax pax
    07/07/09

    @KLondike5: You beat me to it! It seems like only yesterday she was a wiggly little baby. She's a very elegant-looking little girl now.
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    Image of le monde is rond le monde is rond
    07/07/09

    In reply to Shiloh Gives Big Sister A Warn Ultimatum
    I love the way Shiloh is dressed- it looks comfortable, easy to handle when you're a small child/have small children, and she's wearing cleats that are coming undone. She looks like a normal child, not a Hollywood princess.
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    07/07/09

    @le monde is rond: Yup, would never see Suri like this...
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    07/07/09

    In reply to Shiloh Gives Big Sister A Warn Ultimatum
    I've melted into a puddle under my desk. Too. Much. Cuteness.
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    Image of chersolly chersolly
    07/07/09

    In reply to Shiloh Gives Big Sister A Warn Ultimatum
    "Dontchu Know I'm Loco?!"
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    Image of suck_it_monkeys suck_it_monkeys
    07/07/09

    @chersolly: Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude!
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    Image of littlemisslondon littlemisslondon
    07/07/09

    In reply to Shiloh Gives Big Sister A Warn Ultimatum
    I looooove this photo.


    Also, I love Z's hair. It is the cutest and best thing ever.

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    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    07/07/09

    @littlemisslondon: Cute shoes!
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    Image of long_division long_division
    07/07/09

    @BAngieB: I don't get why you do this!
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    Image of sympathyforthebasementcat sympathyforthebasementcat
    07/07/09

    @long_division: It's an effort to make snap judgments a little snappier. Obviously, we all think Z's adorbs, but the snap judgments are here for us to be witty and have fun. If you really want to talk about cute shoes, or in this case, Z's hair, then try to come up with a clever way to do it - a pun, a limerick, a haiku, a pop culture reference, etc. If you can't do that, then maybe just wait for an open thread, and then you can post a ton of pictures of Z and find fellow lovers of her hair (or perhaps come off as a creepy collector of celebrity child pictures). But at least you won't be pegged as a bad snap judgmenter. That's a felony on Jezebel.
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    Image of eve804 eve804
    07/07/09

    In reply to Shiloh Gives Big Sister A Warn Ultimatum
    I love that Shiloh is dressed like a ninja. And I know from personal experience, you can NOT make a little girl that age wear something she doesn't want to, so she chose to dress like a ninja...awesome.
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    Image of ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox) ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox)
    07/07/09

    @eve804: Its a glorious day. If only she was wearing a sox cap too...
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    Image of dianersb was bit by a zombie dianersb was bit by a zombie
    07/07/09

    In reply to Shiloh Gives Big Sister A Warn Ultimatum
    They spent the morning fighting over who got to wear the cleats today. Shiloh has won and is obviously taunting Zahara with that fact.
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    Image of dreamweave dreamweave
    07/07/09

    @dianersb was bit by a zombie: But Zahara is all "shooooot. you think I want those sorry cleats now? I am rocking silver glitter slippers!"
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    Image of Trulymadlyme Trulymadlyme
    07/07/09

    In reply to Shiloh Gives Big Sister A Warn Ultimatum
    She's just saying you gotta, you gotta, you gotta slam, slam, slam, slam! Slam your body down and wind it all around. if you're going to throw a tantrum. Sisterly advice.
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    Image of dreamweave dreamweave
    07/07/09

    In reply to Shiloh Gives Big Sister A Warn Ultimatum
    chest bump!
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