I like the beard. It makes me think I'm going to encounter Brad Pitt under a bridge say, asking riddles before you can cross, or perhaps guarding a pot of gold somewhere.
Stanley Tucci's comment is so, so sad. I didn't know that, about his wife. It explains why he doesn't want to do any press for The Lovely Bones. And why he, as Peter Jackson said, wanted to look as remotely like himself as possible in that movie.
Confused here. Is the revised marriage agreement with Tiger Woods for seven additional years or seven years total (meaning only 2 more years since they have been married for five)?
@Penny: Well, when you haven't done the groceries because rent is due and Canada Post makes two of your clients who keep saying "it's in the mail" appear like rat-faced liars, yeah, you'd like to be stuck with someone who's never home but gives you bagillions just to stay in a house.
@ytuhermanotambien: I'm with you. And who says that she's going to have sex with him in those 2 years? I'd take the $80 mill but I wouldn't let him get any of his "naughty bits" near mine. She's better off now knowing that she's in danger of sexual diseases than she was before.
PS Does anyone else think that photos that illustrate Tiger Woods various stories seem to make him look darker than they used to? Or did Wanda Sykes alter my consciousness permanently?
@nyc-caribbean-ragazza: I would like to be adopted by Stanley Tucci and Meryl Streep so we could hang out in the kitchen eating good stuff and giggling.
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It makes a big difference.
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Call me shallow, but, HELLS YES.
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Where there is food.
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Losing dignity, public respect, sanity, sense of worth, trust, and possibly gaining diseases: Priceless
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PS Does anyone else think that photos that illustrate Tiger Woods various stories seem to make him look darker than they used to? Or did Wanda Sykes alter my consciousness permanently?
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"Which of my many noxious cars should I use to asphyxiate myself?"
"I wish I got to spend more time with my children than the nanny did."
"Look! Look at all this weight I'm losing! God, I look fantastic."
"How do I fly my mistress half-way around the world without anyone finding out..."
"My silly tattoos - let me show you them."
"What should I get for the child who has everything. Hmm. A house. Yes. And then another house."
"Celebrities are important, but how do I split my time between figuring out their problems and figuring out my problems?"
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" Are these cameras here for us, or someone more famous?"
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