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    Jennifer Aniston On Pregnancy Rumors: "Hysterical"

    • Jennifer Aniston talked to Entertainment Weekly about the tabloid reports that she's knocked up with John Mayer's baby: "Oh my God, it's hysterical. It's almost going to take away the fun from actually being able to say one day, 'I'm pregnant!' Stop stealing my thunder, motherfuckers!" Plus: She wasn't thrilled that Vogue used that "What Angelina did was very uncool" coverline: "I was just surprised that Vogue would go so tabloid. I was bummed. But you almost expect it. Big deal. Done. Next." [Yahoo News via E!]
    • More from the EW cover story with Aniston: ''Everyone projects their thoughts on you. Everyone's got an opinion. I wish they didn't. I've gotten to the point where, if I focus on all of that stuff, I won't make a move, you know?" [EW]
    • The prosecutor in the William Balfour trial alleges that the accused killed Jennifer Hudson's relatives because he was angry that his estranged wife was dating another man. Balfour has a long rap sheet full of drug offenses and car theft. A person from the neighborhood says: "He was always doing crazy [things], trying to carjack people." [USA Today, AP]
    • As part of his Benjamin Button promotional obligations, Brad Pitt spoke to Larry King and talked about his mustache (it's for that Quentin Tarantino flick he's shooting right now), his kids ("Whenever they want to take over, we're ready"), and Barack Obama: "I think, overnight, we redefined what America's about. I couldn't be any happier and more hopeful for the — for America, for the upcoming — in the upcoming years." [CNN]
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    9:00 AM on Thu Dec 4 2008
    By Dodai
    5,651 views, 177 comments

    Most discussed scullymurphy: The fact that Coldplay was nominated for best album robs the Grammys of any credibility once and for all. more »

  • Midweek Madness

    This Week In Tabloids: Britney's Deadly Diet, Heidi's Hoax, Mary-Kate Knocked Up?

    This is Wednesday, therefore this is Midweek Madness. Britney's comeback, crisis and "deadly diet" dominated the covers this week, with three out of five magazines using her as the main image. Us still maintains that Heidi and Spencer are wed, despite the fact that most of the other weeklies call the elopement a "hoax." (Us: Best Headline Ever.) Find out "Who's Really Pregnant" and "How They Got Thin Fast," with the assistance of Intern Margaret, as we judge the worth of In Touch, Life & Style, Us, OK! and Star, after the jump. More »

    2:00 PM on Wed Dec 3 2008
    By Dodai
    26,130 views, 166 comments

    Most discussed dirtybee says we bee obama jammin: Re: Britney using seizure medication - I'm taking Depakote for bi-polar disorder, and it's also used for folks that have more »

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    Madonna & A-Rod: Moving In Together?

    • Madonna and Alex Rodriguez are "quietly" shopping for a love nest in Manhattan. Is this relationship really real? And why so quick on the rebound, your Madgesty? [Page Six]
    • Neither Angelina Jolie nor Brad Pitt can really cook. Angie's "signature dish" is cereal. Brad says, "I can rock a Sunday BBQ but that’s as far as my culinary talents go." [The Sun]
    • Barack Obama will almost certainly be Barbara Walters' "Most Fascinating Person of 2008." [Rush & Molloy]
    • Beyoncé, blue? Back in 1999, after Destiny's Child changed group members, and the former members accused her father of failing to share profits, Beyoncé felt that everyone blamed her for the group's troubles. She says, "For a couple of years when I was 19 I suffered depression." [Daily Express]
    • Check out Beyoncé on the cover of Giant. [Concrete Loop]
    • Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty want to do a film together? Is this a joke? [The Sun]
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    9:00 AM on Tue Dec 2 2008
    By Dodai
    5,327 views, 92 comments

    Most discussed AthertonMerriweather: I said this in the Gawker thread, but Michael Phelps is the Bruce Jenner of our generation. He'll marry Khloe more »

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    Maddox Jolie-Pitt Has A Pocketful Of Poseys

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  • Leftovers

    Justin Timberlake, Failed Philanthropist • Burned Afghan Teacher Wants Acid Thrown On Attackers

    • Some celebrities give big charitable donations, Forbes reports, but others give less than their foundations cost to run (we're looking at you, Justin Timberlake). • A new Australian study claims that women in menopause gain weight not because they eat more but because they exercise less due to age and lifestyle constraints. • A British man was sentenced to life in prison today for fathering 7 children with his daughters whom he abused over a 25-year period. • More »

    5:40 PM on Tue Nov 25 2008
    By Maria
    4,028 views, 56 comments

    Most discussed ceejeemcbeegee: Re: JT... erm... I try to keep outta peoples wallets, ya know? Yeah, it's easy to say 'They've got money, they more »

  • Midweek Madness

    This Week In Tabloids: Jolie's Joyous, Heidi's Hitched, Britney's Bulimic

    Welcome back to Midweek Madness, appearing a day early due to the shortened holiday week. Us landed an "exclusive" cover story about Heidi and Spencer's "spur-of-the-moment" wedding, but the In Touch cover story (in which a source says Angelina Jolie told a London waiter not to pour her a drink because she's pregnant) is also intriguing — if true. Of the other covers this week, two are dullsville: Reese Witherspoon's on OK! and there's non-news "Baby News" in Life & Style. But Star's "Bodyguards Tell All" story includes snippets about a certain pop star who believes in unicorns. Maria assists as we give thanks for gossip and feast on the rumors in In Touch, OK!, Life & Style, Us and Star, after the jump. More »

    2:00 PM on Tue Nov 25 2008
    By Dodai
    23,146 views, 192 comments

    Most discussed ekaterinaballerina: He says: "I just don't want to get shot or stabbed. I just don't want someone to have a needle more »

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    Amy Winehouse & Husband: Splitsville

    • Amy Winehouse and Blake Formerly Incarcerated: Dunzo. He's left her for a German model; she's admitted that it was never going to last and that they were "only together for sex." Keep in mind that this report comes from a terribly disreputable paper. [News Of The World, Page Six]
    • By the by, Blake Fielder-Civil's jail sentence appeal was refused by two judges. [The Sun]
    • "Impeccable" sources say Guy Ritchie is banking $70 million of Madonna's money as part of the divorce settlement. That kind of cash will buy a lot of rounds at the pub! [Perez Hilton]
    • Oy, Alex Rodriguez is a "Kabbalah school dropout." Madonna will not be happy about this. [MSNBC]
    • That was quick: Michael Jackson has settled his court case in which be was being sued by a sheikh. [BBC News]
    • Bloody hell. The Twilight sequel has been greenlit. [UPI]
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    9:00 AM on Mon Nov 24 2008
    By Dodai
    7,356 views, 129 comments

    Most discussed ASmallTurnip: This has nothing to do with anything, but I currently have a plumber over to do an overhaul of the more »

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    Lindsay Lohan: Might Be Drinking, Can't Stop Blogging

    • Lindsay Lohan won't stop blogging on her MySpace page, because she feels it proves she's not an "empty" person: "There's a person in here. And I have feelings too, whether it's about politics, the person I'm seeing, the person I'm not seeing. That's my way of connecting. I don't want people to think that I'm just an empty f**king whatever." [ONTD]
    • Meanwhile, it appears that Lilo may have been caught drinking on camera. [ONTD]
    • Desperate Housewives start Nicollette Sheridan hooked up with David Spade at her 45th birthday party on Friday night; a source claims the pair "were full-on making out in a booth."[People]
    • Rory Gilmore's hero, Christiane Amanpour, is a big fan of Angelina Jolie. "Angelina does an amazing job in terms of her capacity to highlight issues and problems around the world and with her humanitarian and human rights work," Amanpour says. [US Magazine]
    • Madonna is handling her divorce by focusing on her music and her children and reaching out to old friends like ex-husband Sean Penn. A source, who claims that Madonna is "not heartbroken" over the divorce, says that the Penn-Madonna relationship is purely platonic: "There's nothing romantic there. They're just good friends." [People]
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    10:00 AM on Sun Nov 23 2008
    By hortense
    5,525 views, 107 comments

    Most discussed haguenite: You go, Michelle Williams! Any publication that used pictures of her and/or her daughter should be ashamed of itself. (And more »