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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    11/07/09

    In reply to SJP: "I Love The Smell Of Diapers"; Lindsay Parties, Misses Business Meeting
    What's with all the sour comments about SJP? Basically she's saying she's in love with her babies. Good for her. #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/07/09

    @BlondeGoddess: well said. :) #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/07/09

    @BlondeGoddess: But she's saying it in a kinda gross way. I think that's why. I think it's gross to smell a wet diaper like a "baked good", whether or love your children or not. It's pee, not perfume! :) #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/06/09

    In reply to SJP: "I Love The Smell Of Diapers"; Lindsay Parties, Misses Business Meeting
    I don't know what I'm more grossed out by- Karl Rove flirting or someone interpreting flirting as respect. #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/06/09

    @linnyt is a walking cliché: I'm not grossed out by any of it. Cousin Eddie is trying to name drop Karl Rove? Score one for the classy liberals! #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/06/09

    In reply to SJP: "I Love The Smell Of Diapers"; Lindsay Parties, Misses Business Meeting
    Let's see if SJP likes the smell of baby diapers when those kids are eating table food. They go from baked goods to hot shit. #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/06/09

    @kookla: My thought exactly. #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/06/09

    @kookla: @quickqueenof: Eh, she's had a child before. I'm sure she knows.
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    11/06/09

    @kookla: That's it, I've found the title for my autobiography! #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/06/09

    @Superrrdupa: You're kidding, right? You don't think SJP actually changed James Wilkie's nappies, do you? #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/06/09

    @kookla: Well she's commenting on changing her current childrens' diapers so... yeah, I do. Not all of them, but at least some of them. #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/07/09

    @kookla: Her quote makes me think of "You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand." "What?" #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/06/09

    In reply to SJP: "I Love The Smell Of Diapers"; Lindsay Parties, Misses Business Meeting
    So that's what happened to Freddie Prinze Jr.

    Also, SMG? Listen. There are lots of "selfless" things a person can do. One can volunteer their time to helping others, advocating for a worthy cause, donating money to charity, or choosing to live in a socially-aware way. Having a child can also be one of them. Seriously, I'm glad you're happy, I wish you lots of happiness and love and all that good stuff, but having a baby =/= selfless. Having a baby = having a baby. Lots of people have kids and don't become selfless.

    I shouldn't even post this comment - it feels really mean and self-centered, but it just pisses me off when people have kids, and then tell me how awesome they are for it. People donate time, love and goodness in all sorts of ways. You don't have to be a parent to be selfless, and you don't have to be selfless to be a parent. #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/06/09

    @boxspelunker: I believe you do have to be selfless, in some ways, to have a kid and raise it. But on the other hand, in some ways, you have to be selfish. So yah, in this overpopulated world of ours, I am not going to praise the choice to have children.

    I love SMG but that comment bothered me. Even just the idea of her saying that people aren't capable of being good parents in their 20's. You might have not have been but others are capable of that - we all grow at different rates. #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/06/09

    @boxspelunker: Yes! And some people make very good, selfless parents even when they're in their twenties! If you're the kind of person who steps up to the plate you'll probably do it just as well in your twenties as in your thirties or beyond.

    Good for her, she's happy with the choices she made. That's really wonderful. But I wish she didn't have to imply that people making different choices aren't as perfect as her. #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/06/09

    @Elaken: I agree with your second point, I had a kid in my 20's and one in my 30's and yes, people do grow at different rates. People who want kids should have them when they're ready. I know many people in their late 30's, early 40's and they will never be ready and I know some parents in their 20's who are doing just fine. #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/07/09

    @Elaken: I can't bear it when people who have been parents for all of, ooh, five minutes, start sharing their 'wisdom' with the world. I'm glad they're happy but, seriously, they know fuck-all.

    As for the age thing... I've been a young mother and an older mother - had my first kid in my early 20s and my last kid in my late 30s. There are pros and cons to both, and a good parent works with what they've got. Yeah, I was more patient as an older mother but I had a lot more energy as a younger mother. I'm more stable now, I was more adventurous then. Different, not better. #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/07/09

    @boxspelunker: and if you grew the thing in your own stomach using your own dna and body materials, it isn't really selfless anyway, as it's just a continuation of your own damn self. #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/07/09

    @Elaken: I think to be a good parent, a certain amount of selflessness and selfishness is needed (in the appropriate amounts and times, of course!). But the act of being a parent alone is not selflessness nor does it necessarily create selflessness. That's really what I take issue with. I know lots of kindof crappy parents, who talk big talk about how magical, wonderful and selfless being a parent is, when they are unwilling to make very many sacrifices for their child. Maybe that's why it burns my butt so much? :)

    @AnotherJenn: This is also true! Some 2o-somethings are great parents. I just didn't like how condescending it sounded, I guess.

    @metalkate: In a way, having a baby is completely unmiraculous - it happens every day, around the world, it is needed for the continuation of the species, etc., etc. I know when it happens on a micro level, it's totally different, but I hate it when parents act like they are the only ones ever who have experienced such a thing. It's like, on a macro level, this is nothing. Don't start lecturing people just yet. :) #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/06/09

    In reply to SJP: "I Love The Smell Of Diapers"; Lindsay Parties, Misses Business Meeting
    Don and Rachel are my OTP. But so are Don and Betty. I'm conflicted. #sarahjessicaparker
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    11/06/09

    In reply to SJP: "I Love The Smell Of Diapers"; Lindsay Parties, Misses Business Meeting
    Michael Lohan is a huge douche, but I kind of love the idea of God looking down on Hollywood and deciding who will be smote with a role in 'Labor Pains' and who will be spared. #sarahjessicaparker
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    11/06/09

    @NellMood: And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid.
    And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.
    For unto you is given this day in the city of Los Angeles a Stinker, which is Labor Pains, the movie.
    -Luke 2:9-11 #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/06/09

    @rodmanstreet: Praise be the lord. Amen. #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/05/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Details On Angie's Lesbian Affair & Lindsay's Face
    I'm pretty sure I'm horrified by the Teen Wolf photo spread. That's not just shirtless, that's... I feel like I should call social services on the photographer.

    And possibly also report the tire.
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Lindsay Asks For Restraining Order; Kristen Has Embarrassing Nickname For Rob
    Okay Blake, I understand anyone can feel powerless in high school, but feeling powerless because you had long, blonde hair? What kind of high school did you go to, because at my high school long, blonde hair = power. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Asks For Restraining Order; Kristen Has Embarrassing Nickname For Rob
    Why, exactly, does Frances Bean Cobain have a business manager? What is her business? #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    @yvanehtnioj: She inherited an estate from her father, I assume. I hope she has someone to help her manage that. And as someone who has spent time around entertainment industry people, not having a credit card or cash on them isn't uncommon. The business manager or a travel agent probably made her reservation then she was left without a means to fix whatever problem arose. #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    @cmd: Well, I know she has money. But money != business. She's not actually in the entertainment industry, she's just the child of ... oh fuck it, I don't actually care this much. It just struck me as odd. #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Asks For Restraining Order; Kristen Has Embarrassing Nickname For Rob
    There are way too many "I"s in that sentence, Mariah.
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Asks For Restraining Order; Kristen Has Embarrassing Nickname For Rob
    *dies* library sex #lindsaylohan
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    Image of cand86 cand86
    11/04/09

    @BytheSea: I'm trying not to entertain fantasies of this, but they keep on sneaking into my brain and endlessly distracting me. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of LadyBossyBoots LadyBossyBoots
    11/05/09

    @cand86: If you worked in a library, and saw the people who actually try to have sex here, it wouldn't be a fantasy. More like a screaming-in-terror nightmare. #lindsaylohan
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    11/05/09

    @LadyBossyBoots: Yikes- has this happened to you?

    This is why I can't imagine making any of my public sex fantasies reality . . . I'd feel so bad at the idea of my fat ass being burned onto some poor onlooker's retinas. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of LadyBossyBoots LadyBossyBoots
    11/05/09

    @cand86: Yes -- most librarians and staff who work at an urban library or a university library can tell you stories that will have you wearing a Hazmat suit in the stacks.

    As an example: A friend of mine who works in an inner-city "downtown" library tells tales of a prostitute who has staked out the library as her "turf" and does a booming trade in the mens' room.

    She does donate generously to the Friends of the Library though, maybe as a franchise fee?
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Asks For Restraining Order; Kristen Has Embarrassing Nickname For Rob
    After Dark Observations - the silly: Lindsay's dress will also prevent chest wrinkles.

    ADO- the serious: Holy Shit, Penny Marshall?!?!!??? Hope its not true, but if it is, speedy recovery! #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Asks For Restraining Order; Kristen Has Embarrassing Nickname For Rob
    Dustin Hoffman is a lyah. His virginity story is different everytime I read about it. Didn't he sorta rape someone his first time? #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    @TexasCrude: Doesn't everyone's? The time you sorta lose it, the time you lost it accidentally so it doesn't count, the time the guy didn't come so it wasn't really sex, the time you did everything but.... #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Asks For Restraining Order; Kristen Has Embarrassing Nickname For Rob
    "I've never been able to chop a Jaffa Cake in half and just eat one piece"

    What? A "jaffa cake" is a tiny lowfat cookie! I've just looked it up and each one only has 46 calories. Do people actually chop them up and only eat a piece? I am shocked, this is craziness!! #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    @applejuice: I really am genuinely surprised that this is her big example of why her product is needed as "compulsory portion control".

    I could understand referencing cheesecake or something, or saying "I always eat a whole handful of jaffa cakes" but thinking ONE is too much just blows my mind.

    And this is probably why there is no chance in hell that I will ever remotely look like Liz Hurley. #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    @applejuice: Oh man, I was just about to say that even though she says a lot of stupid stuff, I agree with her about compulsory portion control being beneficial. However, the stuff you said (explaining the Jaffa cake) makes me want to take it back and just stop at "Liz Hurley says a lot of stupid stuff." #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    @applejuice: It's seriously so small, to eat half you'd practically nibble the tips of your fingers off. #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    @applejuice: This is the same woman who, when she dieted to lose her baby weight, would have an afternoon snack of SIX RAISINS. #lindsaylohan
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    11/05/09

    @ardentlilac: I know! And now I am imagining Liz Hurley eating her half a jaffa cake with a knife and fork to avoid this! lol #lindsaylohan
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    11/05/09

    @RedLantern: Six raisins? I'm not sure I would even notice that I had SWALLOWED six raisins. #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Asks For Restraining Order; Kristen Has Embarrassing Nickname For Rob
    I always liked Leighton even though I know nothing about her and had no real reason. Apparently I just knew that quote was waiting in the wings. #lindsaylohan
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