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Lindsay's Birthday Cash; Angelina Earns More Than Jen
- Lindsay Lohan turns 23 tomorrow, but she's allegedly already been paid $70,000 by the MGM Grand for hosting an all-day "pre-celebration" in Las Vegas last Saturday.
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By DodaiComment by cuteasabutton: Does anyone find that picture creepy/weird? Or maybe it's just because the guy on the right is the only one... 7 Responses | Other threads
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Michael Jackson Autopsy Details Released; Kendra Marries At Playboy Mansion
- Grace Rwaramba, the former nanny who took care of Michael Jackson's children, says she often pumped the King of Pop's stomach:
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By DodaiComment by Scout 3.0: I really, really wish that Janet Jackson could get custody of the Jackson kids. Let's take a look at... 14 Responses | Other threads
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mag hag
As The Tabloid Wars Heat Up, Do We All Lose?
History has been made: For the first time since its launch in in 2002, In Touch has beaten People on newsstands. How? With a cover featuring Kate Gosselin spanking her kid. More »
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By DodaiComment by BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): This obsession with demonizing mothers is so freaking disturbing. I don't buy any of these mags, ever, or go... 5 Responses | Other threads
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midweek madness
This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Twins Are Sick; Real Housewife Sex Tape Secrets
Welcome back to Midweek Madness! It's been a long time since every single magazine had a different main image. Inside? Mostly the same old bullshit. We did learn new details about Angelina's babies, Aniston's date and a Gosselin tell-all book. More »
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By DodaiComment by Trulymadlyme: "Jen will never last with someone who doesn't drink. She loves her margarita Sundays." For the second day in... 10 Responses | Other threads
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rag trade
J.Lo Closes Clothing Line; Heidi Klum Gets Own Barbie
- Jennifer Lopez is getting out of the U.S. clothing business, closing her brand, Sweetface. In 2007, Lopez shuttered JLO, replacing it with Justsweet — which then closed after two seasons. It's tough out there for a wannabe fashion mogul. [WWD]
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Comment by Sputnik_Sweetheart: I was always of the opinion that Jennifer Lopez could have been a great actress, if she concentrated on acting,... 5 Responses | Other threads
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Jon & Kate Custody Questions; Evan Rachel Makes Marilyn Feel Violent
- Though Kate Gosselin filed for divorce from Jon on Monday, the filing does not contain custody information at this time. Will Kate ask for primary custody? How much time will Jon get? [Star Magazine]
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By DodaiComment by AndYourLittleDogToo: Being 5'8" is Angelina's flaw? As a 5'3" lady, I would LOVE to be that "short"... 22 Responses | Other threads
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Stars Slam Perez Hilton; Ed McMahon Dead At Age Of 86
- As mentioned yesterday, after Perez Hilton insulted Fergie, Perez and Will.I.Am had a confrontation in which Perez said:
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By DodaiComment by dancerevolution: To be honest, it's a wonder that Perez has remained, to this point, relatively unscathed. 10 Responses | Other threads
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Ryan Seacrest And Lindsay Lohan To Work On "Meaningful" Reality Show Together
- Ryan Seacrest and Lindsay Lohan are joining forces to create a reality show wherein people who are "on the wrong track" plead their cases for a second chance and are given 1 million dollars to start their lives over. [USWeekly]
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By hortenseComment by tscheese: I'm never any good at Blind Items, but could I venture a guess that it's Miley Cyrus? No, I have... 9 Responses | Other threads
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Britney's Confused; Beyoncé May Be Sued; Blair Waldorf Nude?
- Britney shouted, "What's up London?" at a recent gig… In Manchester. Mancunians were irritated. [Daily Mail]
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By DodaiComment by MissMoneypenny: People need to learn that London is just one city, not a whole country. 30 Responses | Other threads
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GLAAD Not Happy About Brüno; SJP's Surrogate Targeted By Cops
- GLAAD is concerned about Sacha Baron Cohen's depiction of homosexuality in Brüno:
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By DodaiComment by ugly_broad_saloon: Could Andie McDowell's trouble find work have anything to do with her being a painfully bad actress? 18 Responses | Other threads
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rag trade
Supermodel Applauds Size Zero Stance; Jimmy Choo For H&M Announced!
- Helena Christensen is one of the many hailing British Vogue's Alexandra Shulman. "Obviously I am of the same belief," said the supermodel photographer. "Aren't we in a business that is supposed to explore all kinds of shapes and silhouettes?" [WWD]
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Comment by BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Did anyone else just have a vision of Kanye, alone in his basement, hugging a 1950s silk chiffon strapless ballgown... 6 Responses | Other threads
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Reese's Perfume, Usher's Divorce, And Hustler's Offer To Carrie Prejean
- Want to smell like Reese Witherspoon? Well, now you can, thanks to her new perfume, In Bloom. I mean, really: it's scented! I think it gives it a little something extra, don't you think? [DailyExpress]
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By hortenseComment by victoriasauce: I'm so sick of hearing that Kate is "difficult" or "controlling" like it's a reason for Jon to cheat. At... 14 Responses | Other threads
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family affair
Angelina Did Not Adopt Two Black Kids From Harlem
Yeah, I saw the jokey "Brad and Angelina Set To Adopt Two More Black Children" thing on the Huffington Post. No, I didn't think it was funny. More »
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By DodaiComment by keldo: I really don't get the...humor? in the original article. Yes I recognized all the TV personality references - Bernice and... 7 Responses | Other threads
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the beauty myth
Prominent Feminist Explains Why Angelina Jolie Is Best Thing, Ever
Angelina Jolie was named Forbes' "most powerful celeb in the world" last week. Naomi Wolf, in the new issue of Harper's Bazaar (?) thinks it's cuz Brangie "brings together almost every aspect of female empowerment and liberation." Or something like that.
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By SadieComment by ihateyourescalade: I would like to step forward, proudly, as the only human left on the planet who thinks--and always has--that Angelina... 76 Responses | Other threads
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Lindsay's Meltdown; Angie & Brad's Wedding Plans; Pete Doherty's Arrest
- Lindsay Lohan had a "meltdown" in a club in London, which involved saying:
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By DodaiComment by Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is going to the DGUSA Premiere!: there are 4 blind items and i cannot guess any one of them. I suck. Anyway.... would you be surprised if... 14 Responses | Other threads
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Katie And Tom Try To Be "Media Friendly," Brad And Angelina Sleep In Separate Houses
- Katie Holmes is fed up with the speculation that her marriage to Tom Cruise is in trouble, and has started speaking out. A source claims the couple is trying to be more "media friendly." [DailyExpress]
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By hortenseComment by graciousplum: What started this celebrity culture of finding exotic babies? What, may I inquire, is so wrong with American children. It... 16 Responses | Other threads
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Angelina Is All-Powerful; Clooney's Getting Served; Ricci's Romance Over?
- Contrary to a report in the National Enquirer, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are not splitting up. In fact, they're in love. Imagine that! [Us Magazine]
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By DodaiComment by lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: "You learn so much that you would never be able to read in a book ... meeting people and hearing... 12 Responses | Other threads
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midweek madness
This Week In Tabloids: Kate Wore A Bikini & Twilight Stars Are In Love
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where, according to the tabloid covers, only two things are newsworthy: Kate Gosselin's "revenge" bikini body; and whether the stars of Twilight are hooking up.
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By DodaiComment by vamusical: A sex kitten who loved Ruby Tuesday? Really? If that's how we're defining people, I guess I was a makeout... 15 Responses | Other threads
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By AnnaComment by DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: Any clue as to what the hell this Salt movie is about? "A con film with a heart" "Jolie replaces Tom Cruise"... 3 Responses | Other threads
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Dirt Bag (After Dark)
Jon And Kate Investigated For Labor Law Violation; Angelina Injured On Set
- The Pennsylvania Department of Labor is investigating whether Jon and Kate Plus 8 is complying with child labor laws. A spokeswoman for the department says there was a complaint, but a TLC rep says: "TLC fully complies with all applicable laws and regulations..."
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By MargaretComment by Beat Girl: Liam Gallagher, there is one thing worse than a shit Blur... and that is a shit Oasis. The original incarnation... 10 Responses | Other threads
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midweek madness
This Week In Tabloids: Brad & Angie "Fight" In Public; Jon & Kate Kids Suffer
It's Wednesday, and this is Midweek Madness, in which we snack on cheesy gossip from In Touch, Life & Style, Us, Ok! and Star. Margaret assists in separating the fresh from the stale, especially since Brad and Angelina are either on the rocks or happily expecting their 7th child, depending.
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By DodaiComment by Skellatrix: I love how the expert chimes in, suggesting that you add some cheese and fresh veggies to Cari Dee's pitiful... 12 Responses | Other threads
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Brangelina Fighting In France; Ewan McGregor Ends Feud With Danny Boyle
- Though Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt looked happy on the red carpet in Cannes, their relationship is clearly on the rocks because once the cameras stopped flashing, "Angelina's smile disappeared and she furiously ran up the stairs of the theatre leaving a flustered Brad to run after her."
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By MargaretComment by Samanthrax is Sarcastic and Joking: I really liked The Beach (novel). That said, consider it a bullet dodged, Ewan. The movie was crap. Not... 19 Responses | Other threads
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By AnnaComment by colormeroutine: Between the cake, the handcuffs, and the "gag me" hand gesture...well, I'm sure there's a fetish joke in there SOMEWHERE 6 Responses | Other threads
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Brad & Angie Acting Like They Like Each Other Or Something
- ZOMG Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie partied past one am in Cannes! He drank Bailey's! She drank vodka! He had his hand on her leg! They laughed and whispered in each other's ears! [People]
- Brad Pitt says:
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By DodaiComment by toastandlove: Trudie Styler: don't know who you are, but yes, it is hypocritical. Doing good things while being a hypocrite doesn't... 17 Responses | Other threads
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Body Language "Expert" Weighs In On Brad & Angie
The tabloids are always turning to nutritionists, trainers, plastic surgeons and other experts who "don't treat" the stars but aren't too busy to make determinations about people they don't know. We can play that game! More »
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good/bad/ugly
Glourious Clothes At Inglourious Basterds Premiere!
The Inglourious Basterds premiere, held at the Palais Des Festivals during the 62nd International Cannes Film Festival last night, brought out star power, clothes power, and, obviously, Brangelina. Click here to begin! More »
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By SadieComment by elephantshoes: I actually don't hate the feather experiment. And even if Angelina's dress is neutral, it's anything but boring. I love her... 8 Responses | Other threads
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Sarah Jessica Parker Talks Twins For The First Time; Aniston Suffering From Exhaustion
- Sarah Jessica Parker talked to Access Hollywood about her new twin girls. She's mad about how the media is hounding her surrogate, and explains that she turned to surrogacy many disappointments trying to conceive.
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By MargaretComment by frankie22: Some people have such a strange prejudice against surrogacy. If the surrogate is not being exploited - as some in... 12 Responses | Other threads
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midweek madness
This Week In Tabloids: Sapphic Encounters And Haircut Advice, At Prices That Can't Be Beat
Every Wednesday, we rummage through the gossip clearance aisle in Midweek Madness to determine whether OK!, Us, Life & Style, In Touch or Star, has valuable dirt you want at a price you can afford.
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By MargaretComment by greengrey (raidersofthelostSTAR): I do not understand Kate's hair. Does she think it's flattering? Why does she do it? HOW does she go... 46 Responses | Other threads
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By DodaiComment by sympathyforthebasementcat: Somewhere, Jennifer Aniston is crying in her empty bed. 13 Responses | Other threads
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rag trade
Lagerfeld Is Shockingly Vain; Angelina's Stylist Spills Secrets
- In a stunning revelation that will surprise no-one, Karl Lagerfeld's ex-assistant says the Kaiser is "an unbelievable narcissist." Who "needs an eternity to get ready in the morning." [Blackbook]
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By AnnaComment by FashionShowAtLunch: I can't hate on her for her social conscience and activism. The causes she takes up are noble and... 19 Responses | Other threads
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Dirt Bag (After Dark)
Jon And Kate Plus 8's Marriage May Be Over, Says Kate
- Kate Gosselin of Jon and Kate Plus 8 says she and Jon may be through. "I don't know that we're in the same place anymore, that we want the same thing," she says.
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By MargaretComment by schweppes: I've said it before, I'll say it again: I feel really, really, awful for Kate. 50 Responses | Other threads
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A Boy For Spiderman, A Girl On The Way For Heidi And Seal
- Tobey Maguire and his wife, Jennifer Meyer, who already have a daughter together, two-and-a-half year old Ruby, now have a son; their second child was born Friday and "the family is healthy and happy." [People]
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By hortenseComment by ihateyourescalade: I hate PETA. I would never hurt an animal and believe animals should be treated respectfully, but I hate those... 33 Responses | Other threads
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midweek madness
This Week In Tabloids: Angelina Cheated On Brad With Blonde Female Rocker
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which assistant Margaret and I attempt to ingest the nutty stuff produced by the weekly tabloids. Details from Us, In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style and Star, inside. More »
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By DodaiComment by vamusical: OH MY GOD I HAVE A TAN CARDIGAN TOO. EVERYONE HOLD ME BACK I'M TRYING TO STEAL BRAD. 14 Responses | Other threads
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Kiefer Takes Down Fashion Designer; Lindsay's Got A New Drug
- Kiefer Sutherland allegedly head-butted Proenza Schouler designer Jack McCollough so hard at a party after the Met gala last night that he broke his nose. It's unclear whether the headbutt was intentional. [NY Magazine]
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By MargaretComment by missnicolec: What is Aderall for? I have no idea. Anyway, I am NOT taking Aderall and am very thin. And I eat... 35 Responses | Other threads
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Drunk Fan Rushes Britney On Stage; Pattinson Has Penis Implant?
- A fan of Britney Spears rushed up on stage and tried to dance with Brit Brit on Saturday night in Connecticut. He was quickly surrounded by backup dancers and "escorted" away. There's video. [Perez]
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By DodaiComment by Trulymadlyme: Kelly Bensimon, if you gave another fucking person man or woman a black eye, you deserve to be arrested and... 16 Responses | Other threads
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Brangelina Cast Spell On Long Island; Shopaholic Beyoncé Sends Lookalike To Austrian Museum
- Residents of Oyster Bay, Long Island, NY are mesmerized by the dreamy and mystical presence of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, who have been getting cozy in their town.
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By DodaiComment by tscheese: Lady Gaga: "I'm incredible. I'm incredible. I'm incredible. I'm incredible. Guys, you DO NOT EVEN KNOW. I am amazing. I am... 26 Responses | Other threads
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Angie & Brad's Bodyguard To Dish Dirty Details?
- Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's former bodyguard Mickey Brett might pen a tell-all or sell a TV show based on his life working for the A-list couple.
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By DodaiComment by onydchic: The MJ pics are creepy. And his outfit. Wowzers. I thought he was trying NOT to get attention. His outfit reminds... 17 Responses | Other threads
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