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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    11:59 AM

    In reply to Shiny (Happy?) People
    Does shiny material ever look good on anyone? I mean, one little piece is okay, but head to toe shiny, clingy, wrinkly stuff always looks cheap to me. Maybe because fake satin was really in during the 90s when I was in high school and college.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11:58 AM

    In reply to Shiny (Happy?) People
    I prefer Dennis Leary's approach (particularly in this instance, I think):
    "I want the shiny people over there and the happy people over here, okay?"
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    Rooo sez BISH PLZ was starred Rooo sez BISH PLZ was unstarred
    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    11:23 AM

    In reply to Shiny (Happy?) People
    Beautiful people, badly dressed.
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11:20 AM

    In reply to Shiny (Happy?) People
    Is she---is she wearing PUCE?

    Puce?

    Huh. I don't really know what to think of that. I like the top, sort of, and Angelina is one of the rare women ravishing enough to pull off puke green, but the presence of my Nana's wrinkled going-out pants throws me off entirely. A nice pencil skirt would've worked better.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11:59 AM

    @BetteD: I'm sure someone she trusted told her it was chartreuse.
    Or light olive.
    Not that that excuses it.
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    10:04 AM

    In reply to Shiny (Happy?) People
    Every time I see Brad Pitt out and about nowadays, I feel the need to re-watch Legends of the Fall.

    There. That's better.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    10:05 AM

    @Kivrin: Thank you for that.
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    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11:18 AM

    @Kivrin: That movie is like a warm hug. A warm, cheesy hug. And lest we forget a young Aidan Quinn--yum.
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    11:25 AM

    @BetteD: I might even call it a BEAR hug. (Remember the last scene of the movie? Gosh, I'm lame.)
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11:30 AM

    @Kivrin: No lies, I once owned that movie (VHS!!) and watched it during pretty much every sleepover I ever had. So, yeah, I do remember that scene.
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    11:35 AM

    @BetteD: Yeah, I pretty much wore out that VHS tape back in high school. It got to the point where I could listen to the soundtrack (which I also owned) and knew exactly what scene it matched up to in the movie.

    I also picked out that song (you know the one) on the piano.

    I was slightly obsessed with Mr. Pitt when I was a teenager.
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11:41 AM

    @Kivrin: I needed that laugh. God I was so deeply lame as a kid. So, y'know, not much has changed (witness me staring ardently at the gym tv's whenever James Franco comes on that soap opera he's doing).
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    BetteD was starred BetteD was unstarred
    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    11:43 AM

    @BetteD: Eh, I think that you and I were less lame than the teens today who swoon over the Jonas Bros. At least you and I lusted after a REAL man. ;-P
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11:46 AM

    @Kivrin: How I failed to heart you before is a mystery to me--but since you've brightened my day with this reminiscing, I must remedy that immediately.
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    BetteD was starred BetteD was unstarred
    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    10:01 AM

    In reply to Shiny (Happy?) People
    Is she wearing color?!

    Brad Pitt really will do everything he can to make himself less attractive, won't he?
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    10:00 AM

    In reply to Shiny (Happy?) People
    Brad is putting the HAT in HATE and Angie is putting the SIN in SHINY.
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    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of winner winner
    10:07 AM

    @BabyJane: He's just sad because she wouldn't let him bring his hackey sack.
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    BabyJane promoted this comment winner was starred winner was unstarred
    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    09:58 AM

    In reply to Shiny (Happy?) People
    Psst, Angelina: Can you do us all a favor and cut off that skanky goatee while Brad sleeps?
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    Kivrin was starred Kivrin was unstarred
    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11:22 AM

    @Kivrin: I have to believe he's growing it for some Locks-of-Love style organization which provides beard hair to needy granola college boys. Hemp necklace sold seperately.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    09:56 AM

    In reply to Shiny (Happy?) People
    That goat should give his lady his coat.
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    CurtCole was starred CurtCole was unstarred
    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11:18 AM

    @CurtCole: Look, he stopped gnawing on that tin can long enought to be photographed--what more do you want?!
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    BetteD was starred BetteD was unstarred
    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11:30 AM

    @BetteD: True. And he made it past the troll that lived under the bridge, who constantly harassed him.
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    CurtCole was starred CurtCole was unstarred
    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11:31 AM

    @CurtCole: Ahh...so that's why he looks so tired--he was up all night studying for those riddles three.
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    11/25/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Jolie & Johnny Destined To Fornicate
    So...Ashlee's eyes in frame 10. What's going on there? Are they actually looking in two directions? She looks possessed.

    Also, I assume that Nicole and Penelope have probably met before - Hollywood is a small town, really. I'm sure they've already swapped Tom Cruise stories before working together, which is why they're not talking about them now. Not because women always have to talk about their exes, but you know - there's always that one really weird ex that you're dying to swap stories about.
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    11/25/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Jolie & Johnny Destined To Fornicate
    J. Lo just set a new level of sexy face in slide 10. Can Megan Fox rise to the challenge?
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    Snowbunny was starred Snowbunny was unstarred
    Image of BlueMorpho BlueMorpho
    11/25/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Jolie & Johnny Destined To Fornicate
    I never knew that my thumbs were freaky. Thanks, In Touch!
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    whynotshesaid promoted this comment BlueMorpho was starred BlueMorpho was unstarred
    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    11/27/09

    @BlueMorpho: Oh wow, I had no idea that I was not the only one in the world with these freaky thumbs. I feel so validated now.
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    Image of FrannyR FrannyR
    11/25/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Jolie & Johnny Destined To Fornicate
    If everyone whose kids like pirates would hook up, society would collapse because the world would turn into one giant orgie
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    J.D.Regent promoted this comment FrannyR was starred FrannyR was unstarred
    Image of R_Claw R_Claw
    11/25/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Jolie & Johnny Destined To Fornicate
    I now want a calendar where each month there's a different dog reading a different tell-all book about a different celebrity. I think this is genius.
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    Image of funzette funzette
    11/25/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Jolie & Johnny Destined To Fornicate
    "Carey told Shia that Keira warned her that he's a player, which enraged Shia, because he's really genuine. "

    Shia, you'll always be a damaged norseman mascot to me, and I tend to doubt the veracity of tabloid anecdotes, but most "genuine" people don't get "enraged" when someone calls them "a player".
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    Edited by funzette at 11/25/09 3:58 PM funzette was starred funzette was unstarred
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