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    Another Day, Another Drama For Samantha And Lindsay
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    03/29/09

    In reply to Another Day, Another Drama For Samantha And Lindsay
    Dear Robert Pattison,


    I watched Twilight last night and found it unintentionally hilarious. Seriously, there was much laughter from my corner.


    However, your coincidental hilarity and intense/intensely bad staring did not prevent me from having AWESOME sex dreams about you last night. This confirmation that you shower tells me that we need to be lovers, now.


    Get out of my dreams, and into my pants. Love,


    Jigglyball

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    03/29/09

    @jigglyball: Or, ya know, Pattinson. Please don't let my typos come between us.
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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    03/29/09

    In reply to Another Day, Another Drama For Samantha And Lindsay
    Nothing bugs me more than people who sit down with Oprah to win over the public. UGH.
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    Image of bleedingmouths bleedingmouths
    03/29/09

    In reply to Another Day, Another Drama For Samantha And Lindsay
    Samantha Ronson is hot. Just wanted to say. She has such cute freckles.
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    03/29/09

    @bleedingmouths: I was going to say I've never realized that she's actually very pretty. Maybe it was that god-awful blonde hair, or maybe I've just never really looked at her.
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    Image of maneki neko maneki neko
    03/29/09

    @bleedingmouths: Glad to know I'm not the only one who thinks so.
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    Image of GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11) GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11)
    03/29/09

    @sequinsandgin: Yeah, she changed her hair from crap blonde to brunette and stopped wearing those stupid hats. If only it took that little to completely make over my appearance and change me into a hottie.
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    Image of rd2uk rd2uk
    03/29/09

    In reply to Another Day, Another Drama For Samantha And Lindsay
    Dear Chris Brown/Rihanna/Oprah,

    Seeing Chris Brown and Rihanna together on day time TV will make me no less angry at Chris Brown. In fact, If I hear him/Rihanna offer excuses or explanations for his behavior my head may or may not spontaneously combust. Furthermore, Oprah, as a victim of abuse yourself shouldnt you be worrying about ensuring that you do not publicly 'forgive' or appear to forgive his actions, instead of considering the possible rating rake in that a Rihanna/Chris Brown would be.


    Please keep Mr. Brown and anyone who wants to make excuses for beating women off my tv. Thank you.


    rd2uk

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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    03/29/09

    In reply to Another Day, Another Drama For Samantha And Lindsay
    I really hope that the Oprah/Rihanna/Chris Brown thing isn't true. I can't find the right words to explain this, but it just seems that if you want to sincerely apologize to the woman you beat to a pulp into forgiving you, doing it on Oprah for the entire world to see is just not the right way. I mean, will she be expecting it? Will he apologize to her on air and she will forgive him and they will hug and cry like on Jerry Springer? Is this just a way to tell the public - her fans - that they want to get back together and Oprah is the route for us all to accept it in an "awwwwww" fashion?
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    03/29/09

    In reply to Another Day, Another Drama For Samantha And Lindsay
    Tina Fey has the best advice ever. I wish someone had told me that when I was starting out on my own.


    Now where the fuck is my party trolley?

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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    03/29/09

    In reply to Another Day, Another Drama For Samantha And Lindsay
    Oh, Sam and Linds.


    I can see the headlines sixty years from now:


    "Samantha learned via the neural network implant system that Lindsay is exhibiting scandalous behavior at the Mars-3000x Rest Home for Retired Actresses!


    Lindsay likes her stewed UltraPrunes brought to her by a strapping young Martian Quorkniaxl who is an orderly at the rest home--but Samantha is worried that her old flame is getting TOO friendly! Is she gnashing her megatitanium implant dentures over this news? Find out in today's Interplanetary DetritusBag!"


    Maybe I'll be dead then. It will be a mercy.

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    Image of sybann sybann
    03/29/09

    @tscheese: You put it so much better than did I - thanks. Good night's sleep?
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    03/29/09

    @tscheese: When reached for comment, Michael Lohan's cryogenically frozen head issued this statement: It's all Sam's fault.
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    Image of Eric Northman is mine Eric Northman is mine
    03/29/09

    In reply to Another Day, Another Drama For Samantha And Lindsay
    Being around Lindsay Lohan must be tiring, she seems like one of those girls that always has drama
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    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    03/29/09

    @Sookie Stackhouse: Seems to me the exhausting thing would be the constant headlines attributed to a "source" and being stalked by the paps 24/7.
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    Image of AmbivalentAlumna AmbivalentAlumna
    03/29/09

    In reply to Another Day, Another Drama For Samantha And Lindsay
    I misread Richard Simmons as Russell Simmons.Totally different visual going on...
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    Image of MadFab MadFab
    03/29/09

    @JanieJ: Me too! Which, seriously, was a way more amazing thought. I would have wanted that filmed.
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    Image of so5minutesago so5minutesago
    03/29/09

    In reply to Another Day, Another Drama For Samantha And Lindsay
    BI: Kelly Clarkson?


    I hope not. I adore that girl.

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    Image of andonthatnote, JOC andonthatnote, JOC
    03/29/09

    @so5minutesago: Oooh, that's a good guess too.
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    Image of momentsofabsurdity momentsofabsurdity
    03/29/09

    @so5minutesago: Hasn't she been #1 on the charts? That seems like she's doing pretty well to me.
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    Image of girlwithoutahero girlwithoutahero
    03/29/09

    In reply to Another Day, Another Drama For Samantha And Lindsay
    You win a Party trolley Amy!


    *Sparkles thrown by half naked man may cost extra, prices vary by region.

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    03/29/09

    In reply to Another Day, Another Drama For Samantha And Lindsay
    Sam and Linds deja vu.
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    Image of AJ AJ
    03/29/09

    In reply to Another Day, Another Drama For Samantha And Lindsay
    Ooh, Robert Patterson's enemies list:


    *Asshat rumor spreaders (I don't smell!)

    *That chick who spilled my Venti London Fog at Starbucks

    *Werewolves

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    Image of BellaTricks BellaTricks
    03/29/09

    @AJ:

    *Sunlight. Damning, all-revealing sunlight.
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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    03/29/09

    @AJ:

    *Shampoo
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    Image of stoprobbers stoprobbers
    03/29/09

    In reply to Another Day, Another Drama For Samantha And Lindsay
    I'll know the world is ending when I wake up hungover on a Sunday and there's not a Lindsay Lohan headline on Jez.
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    Image of dancerevolution dancerevolution
    03/29/09

    In reply to Another Day, Another Drama For Samantha And Lindsay
    Lipstick Jungle is my guilty pleasure. I am sad...
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    Image of andonthatnote, JOC andonthatnote, JOC
    03/29/09

    @dancerevolution: NBC has had SUCH issues keeping shows on lately. I've currently thrown my lot in with Kings (Ian Macshane FTW!), knowing full well that if there isn't a major ratings turnaround it will get can canceled too. :(
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