Hero Splices All of Jessica Fletcher's Epiphanies on Murder She Wrote
One of the greatest characters to ever grace our television screens was J.B. Fletcher aka Jessica Fletcher, heroine, mystery writer and murder-solving genius of Murder She Wrote.
Hold Up--Angela Lansbury Is Returning To The Stage
In breaking entertainment news that is sure to get me 500 billion clicks today alone, Angela Lansbury is set to make her triumphant, beautiful return to the stage. After a more than 40 year absence from the London stage, Jessica Fletcher Lansbury will star in a West End revival of Noel Coward's play Blithe Spirit.
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Make Whopping $300K Off Wedding Photos
"Magical," "unforgettable" and "fantasy" are just a few of the gushing adjectives used by Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake to describe their hella expensive Italian wedding (soup), even though not everyone was as happy (N*Sync was excluded from the 100-person guest list; they are "are pretty upset about it").…
Sylvester's Son Sage Stallone Found Dead In His Apartment
Sage Stallone, who played Rocky's son opposite real-life father Sylvester Stallone in 1990's Rocky 5, has passed away at 36. He was found in his Los Angeles apartment when his concerned housekeeper called the authorities, who say that that there was "no personal contact" with Stallone in the days before his death.…
Someone Get Schwarzenegger on the Horn: Nick Stahl Is Missing
What was the plot of Terminator 3 again? A mild-mannered human resources guy finds out the company's been taken over by a conglomerate and his new duties are to team up with two other HR peeps and let go of 99% of the staff? Something like that. Anyway, Nick Stahl, who played John Connor in Terminator 3, is nowhere to…
Curtain Up! It's Tonys Fashion!
The Tony awards may be Broadway's biggest night, but between Denzel and Cate and Catherine and Viola and Scarlett and Naomi and Jada, you'd be forgiven for mistaking it for the Oscars. Wait, scratch that: the clothes were all Broadway!
Watch Angela Lansbury Demonstrate How To Be Sexual
According to Angela Lansbury, you can "attract attention as a feminine, sexual person" after menopause by laying on the floor and wiggling sensually in a jumpsuit, rubbing your entire body with lotion, and thinking sexy thoughts in the bathtub. [YouTube]
"Do You Need Anyone To Write Your Murder Section?"
[New York, January 10. Image via Getty.]
Did Lindsay & Jason Segel Hook Up? Is Madonna Adopting Again?
- Wait wait wait wait. Did Lindsay Lohan spend the night at Jason Segel's house?
Treguna, Mekoides, Tracorum, Satis Dee
Angela Lansbury on her early days as a Hollywood actress: "I wasn't very good at being a starlet. I didn't want to pose for cheesecake photos and that kind of thing. It was very difficult."
Great Scot! Paul McCartney Looks Like Angela Lansbury
When Craig Ferguson and fellow Scot Shirley Manson get to talking, the accents are awesome and the jokes fly. I could listen to Shirley say "the reour of the cryoud" over and over! Anyway:

