When I was a freshman in high school, we were told that they—Hollywood—would be shooting a major motion picture at our school. It was all a little cloak and dagger and none of the school officials would give us much info. They did tell us to stay away from the football bleachers, though.
We asked you to tell us about your most memorable moments on the sauce, and several hundred of you responded. So much vomiting! So much collapsing! And so much quality writing. Good job, everyone. Without further ado, our ten favorites.