• Finally, it's confirmed: Heidi Klum gave birth to a girl, Lou Samuel, on October 9 in L.A. (Her siblings are Johan, 2½ Henry, 5 and Leni, 5.) Seal says:

"From the moment she looked into both of our eyes, it was endless love at first sight. She is beautiful beyond words and we are happy that she chose us to watch her grow over the coming years." [People, AP]

• Wait, is Sparkle Vamp Robert Pattinson not with Kristen Stewart? "Girls scream out for Edward, not Robert," the Twilight star sighs. "I still can't get a date." [People]
• Michael Lohan is trying to get Jon Gosselin to join the Celebrity Boxing Federation. "I am in the Celebrity Boxing Federation, so I had to go out to Philadelphia to meet with the chairman of the organization," Lohan says. "They asked me if Jon would fight, so I went up to Pennsylvania to visit Jon." So you're saying they used you to do their dirty work? [Us Magazine]
• "Jon and Kate Gosselin call 'truce' until their scheduled hearing about family's 'economic issues.'" [NY Daily News]
• Jon and Kate are in court this morning! Let the battle of the joint bank account cash begin. [TMZ]
• An ex-boyfriend of Madonna's former trainer, Tracy Anderson — who is also Gwyneth Paltrow's buddy — claims she swindled him out of $1 million and drove him into bankruptcy. The dude, Glynn Barber, says: "She used her female charms to manipulate me to invest $1 million in her company. I was an easy target. She told me she was a Power Ranger. She told me she was in the musical Cats for four years. She said her ex-husband, Eric, played for the Knicks… None of this turned out to be true." He adds: "I made Madonna's fitness equipment for $13,000 and Tracy sold it to her for $26,000. She made a fortune from using Madonna's name." [Page Six]
• Madonna is offering one of her favorite pairs of Christian Dior shoes to a charity supporting Gypsy child education. The "skyscraper" gold heels are autographed by Her Madgesty and will be sold at the Ovidiu Rom annual ball later this month. [AP]
• Penelope Cruz's ring is news, I tell you. News! [Page Six, Gatecrasher]
• Amy Winehouse is in a new relationship. She's been seeing a new guy for just over a month, and a source says, "He's good to her." [Digital Spy]
• Amy Winehouse caused "havoc" and "mayhem" on the set of Strictly Come Dancing according to this story, which seems greatly exaggerated. [The Sun]
• Hey look! Another story about how The Sun makes shit up. This time Lily Allen has accepted substantial undisclosed libel damages after the paper printed an article called "Ranting Lily." [The Star]
• Is Kanye West actually at an ashram in India? He still posts to his blog. Or someone does. [MSNBC Scoop, KanyeUniverseCity]
• File under Signs Of The Apocalypse: Heidi Montag wants to be "Octomom." [NY Daily News]
• Tyra did a promotional photo shoot in New York City for her talk show yesterday. [Gatecrasher]
• Whitney Port waited outside of a club for 30 minutes because the doorman hadn't seen The Hills or The City and wasn't impressed by her. [NY Post]
• That was quick: Paul Anka is now a 50% partner in the publishing rights to Michael Jackson's song "This Is It." [TMZ, TMZ, TMZ]
• Um. Michael Jackson's hair. Up for auction. [Guardian]
• Is Quinnipiac University worried about sending interns to the David Letterman show? [TMZ]
• Boo: Glee won't be part of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, because the parade airs on NBC… and Glee is on Fox. [MSNBC Scoop]
• Matthew Perry will star, co-write and executive produce a new comedy about a self-involved manager of a second-rate sports arena who begins to re-evaluate his life on his 40th birthday. The show is being pitched to networks this week. [Reuters]
• Tilda Swinton is fighting against a planned £1 billion Donald Trump golf resort, which will evict four residents at the Menie estate in Aberdeenshire, Scotland. [Mirror]
• Rio de Janeiro hearts Woody Allen! The city is offering $2 million in subsidies to attract the director's as-yet-untitled next movie. [LA Times]
• I don't understand what is up between Christie Brinkley and Peter Cook, but they were having a custody dispute and now they have reached a settlement and are moving on. [ET]
• Right-handed Andy Roddick beat Virgin heir Sam Branson at tennis — playing as a leftie. [Page Six]
• Carly Simon is suing Starbucks for failing to properly promote a CD that she cut for the company last year. She wants between between $5 million and $10 million, which could buy a lotta lattes. [NYPost]
• Do you watch Southland? Of course you don't. Well, it's canceled now. [NY Post]
• "With the gay movement, it's personal. The same religious-right [bleep]holes who took away my civil rights and put me in jail for a year because they don't like what I do for a living have taken away gay rights. I know firsthand how it feels to have your civil rights stripped from you… P.S., lots of lesbians marched, too." — Joe "Girls Gone Wild" Francis, explaining why he joined the gay rights march in D.C. [Page Six]
• "After a week of considering to stop the release of the movie, I decided it fit the character in the film and it should stay in." — Sharon Stone on her leg-crossing scene in Basic Instinct. [NY Post]
• "If it had been my daughter who was barely a teenager - my daughter is 15 - Roman Polanski would be missing ... period. It wouldn't even get to the court case. But, that's me and I wouldn't want anyone else to follow that because you should let the justice system work it out." — Jamie Foxx, to Parade magazine. [MSNBC]
• "The family is fine with it. Who cares about the money? We have enough money. If I cared about the money, I'd be doing a reality show and doing interviews." — Randy Jackson on the distribution of Michael Jackson's estate. [TMZ]
• "I'm still wearing my own clothes, but I can't button my jeans anymore." — pregnant Padma Lakshmi. [WWD]
• "Was I in love? I couldn't really say. I was certainly intellectually curious and I felt emotionally connected. She was a primary school teacher and she was running away from her husband and had her child in tow. I saw her naked most days of the week, running around, putting the kettle on. In some shape or form I was going to get into that bed with her and lose my virginity. Which I did. Three, four, five weeks later she was pregnant." — Malcom McLaren on his years with Vivienne Westwood. [Times Of London]
• "I've made some OK movies. I don't think I've ever had a movie that was, like, a real Chris Rock movie. This is the closest I can get to it, I think. [My daughters] are very girly, so they're in their mother's [Malaak Compton-Rock] closet all the time putting on clothes and putting stuff in their hair, and they do their girlfriends' hair. You know, growing up with women around me and my daughters, it seemed like a rich topic." — Chris Rock on Good Hair. [WWD]
• "Probably the majority of young actors want to make a big impression in television or film straight away. I wish that young people now - and it's not very fashionable - learnt a bit about our fantastic heritage of theatre and the people who've gone before, learnt a bit about the history of the theatre, because it's phenomenal." — Dame Judi Dench. [Telegraph]
• "We didn't set out to make a children's movie, we set out to make a movie about childhood. In the same way that's what Maurice Sendak does: Maurice Sendak doesn't look at himself as a children's book author. He looks at himself as someone who's trying to write about childhood in an honest way. And with him as our producer, but really as our mentor, he guided us and inspired us to stay true to that." — Spike Jonze on Where The Wild Things Are. [The Philadelphia Inquirer]
• "Most kids in movies are 'de-fanged.' They have no wildness. What we figured out pretty quickly was that we all clearly remembered what it was like to be a boy, to be a little wild and get into trouble." — Dave Eggers, screenwriter for Where The Wild Things Are. [Telegraph]
• "In plain terms, a child is a complicated creature who can drive you crazy. There's a cruelty to childhood, there's an anger. And I did not want to reduce Max to the trite image of the good little boy that you find in too many books." — Maurice Sendak on Where The Wild Things Are. [AP]

• Kiefer Sutherland allegedly head-butted Proenza Schouler designer Jack McCollough so hard at a party after the Met gala last night that he broke his nose. It's unclear whether the headbutt was intentional. [NY Magazine]

• Lindsay Lohan was spotted flirting with Jared Leto at a party where The Hills was filming. "Jared came over to Lindsay's table to get her, and then they walked into the MTV suite together," says a source. "Inside the private suite, Jared pinned Lindsay against the wall and they looked superflirty. He was whispering in her ear, and their bodies were close together." [E!]
• Lindsay Lohan defended her weight, saying, "I've been eating enough." But a source says she has a bigger problem. "She takes Adderall all the time," the source said. "She gets jittery because of the way the pills affect her. It's a major reason why she's losing weight." [Us]
• Gloria Allred has teamed up with the child-star watchdog group A Minor Consideration to file a petition requesting that a guardian be appointed to make sure that Nadya Suleman's kids are treated well and get a fair share of the proceeds if they are featured on a reality show. [Yahoo]
• Suleman responded: "I feel like as though many, many, many, many people in this society are trying to distract me from taking care of my babies. And I'm gonna continue to live in my baby bubble with my kids. And whoever wants a piece of me or the babies, keep on trying." [Radar]
• When asked why she hasn't been typecast as a mom, Marlee Matlin said, "I've never avoided it. I've just not been asked. I did play a mother on CSI: New York but she was nineteen! I'd love to play the mother of young kids as I do in real life! Maybe I can do the story of the Octomom! Hahaha!" [Babble]
• The Miss Universe Organization sent a cease and desist letter to the National Organization for Marriage because NOM used footage from the Miss USA 2009 pageant in their anti-gay marriage commercial. [TMZ]
• Leona Lewis has fled her Hollywood mansion after six days because, as a friend says, "Leona had just gone to the shops to pick up some bits and pieces and was followed all the way back home by this man. She was completely unsettled by this and was pretty relieved to get back to the house safely. But when she looked out of the window later the man was still there, staring right at her. It freaked Leona out big time. She feared she was being stalked." [The Mirror]
• Ola Ray, the woman who starred as Michael Jackson's girlfriend in the Thriller video is suing him because she says she hasn't been paid royalties from the video. [TMZ]
• Cameron Diaz has reportedly dumped Paul Sculfor. "They have fallen out of love. They didn't seem to find time for each other anymore," says a source. "Paul is not too enamored by Los Angeles and wants to be where his friends are. Cameron thought she could settle in England but missed her old life too much. The romance just died." [Hollywood Rag]
• Next week NBC will air a two-hour special called Farrah's Story about how Farrah Fawcett is coping with cancer. [Yahoo]
• Like Jay-Z, Rihanna laughed when one of the paparazzi asked her if Chris Brown is responsible for Swine Flu. [TMZ]
• Jill Zarin of The Real Housewives of NYC says there was so much confrontation in the upcoming reunion special that it had to be split into two hour long shows. She says, "I picked a fight with everybody. I called everyone out. There were definitely things that I challenged people on to be honest about. The only one who I didn't really [challenge] is Bethenny because Bethenny and I sort of see things the same way. And Bethenny has a very sharp memory. I would never go up against Bethenny's memory. And anytime anyone does, they've very sorry they did." [People]
• Brooklyn Decker, who married Andy Roddick last month says that though being with Roddick is "amazing," being married "feels the same. It's the same as being engaged, it's the same as dating." [People]
• Lady Gaga says, "I was very humbled that Madonna came to the show ... And I had been hearing all week that she was going to come, and I was like, 'Oh, OK,' and I didn't want to talk about it or tell anyone 'cause I thought it was kind that she would want to come at all." [MTV]
• Victoria Principal has filed a lawsuit in response to her maid suing her. Principal admits that she pulled a gun on the maid, but said she only did it after the maid threatened her, injured her dog, and flew into a rage, destroying her back door. [TMZ]
• This article is about how everyone's offering to give Susan Boyle a makeover and features a horrifying pictures of Boyle's head Photoshopped onto a topless photo of Kate Moss. [The Sun]
• On a radio show, Marie Osmond said she supports her lesbian daughter even though she is a Mormon, and added that she supports gay marriage. You can listen to the broadcast here: [Perez Hilton]
• Simon Cowell said judge Kara Dioguardi will be back on American Idol next year, even though he doesn't like the four guest format. "There's less time for us to talk. One week literally we couldn't talk, so 10 minutes before the show started they said, ‘Oh by the way you can't talk for half the show,'" Cowell said. "It's rather like saying in a singing competition to the singers, half of you can't sing. It was just crazy." [People]
• The band Iron Maiden is suing makers of the comic book Iron and the Maiden because according to the lawsuit, the "confusingly similar" name is a ploy used to profit from the band's name. [TMZ]
• Dom DeLuise passed away last night in his sleep in a L.A. hospital at the age of 75. His family released a statement saying, "It's easy to mourn his death, but easier to remember a time when he made you laugh." [TMZ]
• Tilda Swinton says of playing an alcoholic in her new film Julia, "I'm so aware very often when you see alcoholism in films, people tend to emphasize something that I don't really recognize in the alcoholics I know and love, which is a kind of loser quality. I don't think of alcoholics as losers, particularly. Alcoholics tend to number the most energetic and fantastic people I know. So I was always thinking it would be nice to look at that kind of portrait." [Reuters]
• Tori Amos says a fan once told her, "I went up to Madonna and I told her how much she meant to me." Amos says: "She's sitting there confessing this to me a couple of years ago and I'm thinking Stupid! ... I've become like Mother Confessor and she's sitting there with me in the British Airways first class lounge and I'm thinking how the fuck did I end up with this while she's having a hang-over and she says, "I just have to tell you…so I say to Madonna, ‘You have meant so much to me and to my career…'" And I'm just waiting for it and she says, "Madonna just looks at my shoes and says, ‘Those are so last season.'" [Out]

• Lindsay Lohan was spotted "cozied up together deep in conversation" with Leonardo DiCaprio at a Hollywood nightclub. Lindsay reportedly got up and started dancing in front of Leo, who "seemed to be enjoying it." [TheSun]

• "She was going for the big catch and when she spotted him in a dark corner of the club she headed straight for him. She quickly monopolised his conversation and made sure she had him all to herself," a source says of the Lindsay-Leo encounter, "Lindsay is a sharp tac. She wasn't wasting her time chatting up small fish. She seemed interested in the gents with deeper pockets, probably because her career is on a downward trajectory."[TheSun]
• Matthew Perry needs to lay off the video games: ""I play a lot of video games a lot of XBox 360," Perry says, "I played Fall Out 3 so often I had to go to a hand doctor. I used my hand too much and had to get injections in it." [DailyExpress]
• The "Oksana" referred to in Mel Gibson's divorce suit is reportedly Oksana Grigorieva, a singer who lives in a home that is linked to Gibson's. [People]
• Rumors are swirling that Uma Thurman is set to marry her third husband, multimillionaire Arpad Busson this weekend.People]
• Another handsome tennis player is taken, ladies: Andy Roddick married his girlfriend, Brooklyn Decker on Friday. "It was really simple but beautiful," says a source, "Just close friends and family." Congrats! [USWeekly
• Is Britney Spears being drugged by her dad? "Britney is sure her father is out to get her and that he's drugging her to turn her into a zombie who won't fight back," says a source. "Ever since her breakdown last year when she was hospitalized, she's been on prescription pills to battle her panic attacks. As part of the court-ordered conservatorship, Jamie has to make sure Britney takes the correct dosage because she forgets to take them otherwise. But lately she's been nodding off randomly in the middle of conversations and is convinced it's because Jamie's giving her too much much." [ShowbizSpy]
• Spencer Pratt has challenged Ashton Kutcher to a Twitter race, to see who can gain the most followers over 30 days. "If I win, Ashton and Demi [Moore] have to wash my car," Spencer says. And if he loses? "Heidi [Montag] and I will clean their house." Get your cleaning supplies ready, kid. [E!]
• Contrary to reports, Doris Day is still alive and doing well. ""My message is just be kind to your animals . . . and don't worry about me," Day says in response to the rumors of her demise, "Oh, yes, don't buy the tabloids either! With love always." [PageSix]
• "Well, I've been a mother for many years, of course, but this was the first time I'd actually given birth and so, yes, it did change me. I feel there's something that happens when you give birth that is very primal and which men will never understand, but women who have done it all do. I don't know how to describe it, but something in your body changes, there's a sort of seismic shift in your cells, and you're much rawer and more open than you used to be. That's not to take away from people who never give birth, because I think you can still have that experience in a different sort of way if you try to – but for me, the birthing experience altered my whole being."- Nicole Kidman on giving birth to her daughter, Sunday Rose. [DailyMail]
• Paul Newman allegedly hated it when people asked to see his famous blue eyes: ""There's nothing that makes you feel more like a piece of meat. It's like saying to a woman, 'Open your blouse, I want to see your t - - s." [PageSix]
• Marianne Faithful is single after breaking up with her partner of 15 years: "'I'm all right but I have had a bit of an adventure - my relationship broke up,' she says, "I felt very betrayed and lonely. I am much, much better now, but it is not good for your self-esteem." [DailyMail]
• Blind Item: "There are so many babies in Hollywood - and we're not talking about children. So we were happy to hear about this exchange. This actor and actress dated for ages, and there were many that thought that they'd get married. But they didn't and both have moved on to other spouses. Our actress is an A-lister, and was at an event earlier this month. When she crossed paths with her ex and his wife, our actress smiled very big and greeted the ex and the ex's wife very happily. She also took the time to say hello and talk very briefly with the ex's wife, who is an actress too, albeit not a very well known one. As soon as our actress left, the ex's wife started mocking her to her husband. He seemed uncomfortable, and rightfully so. Our actress was clearly only being kind and sweet and not a gigantic baby about it, but apparently the wife wants to be immature. Dennis Quaid was not involved."BlindGossip]
• James McAvoy would like Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now" to be played at his funeral, and he'd like to go back in time to "when dragons roamed the Earth." Related: I am now officially in love with James McAvoy. [Guardian]

• In Florida, a man is seeking $15,000 in damages from a strip club after he was allegedly injured when a stripper's shoe flew off her foot and broke a mirrored ceiling above his head. • Find out how to make cocaine. Hint: The secret ingredient is gasoline! • A new rock opera titled Lovelace: A Rock Opera focuses on the late Deep Throat star Linda Lovelace's life with help from the Go-Go's Charlotte Caffey. • A recent study of prairie voles suggests that a brain chemical related to depression is found in the brain of grieving voles or voles that are separated from their female partners. • Today, a British couple were sentenced to 3 months in jail for having sex on a beach in Dubai. The couple maintain that they did not have sex and plan on appealing the case. • Matchmaking agencies that offer Singapore businessmen foreign brides are seeing business dwindle as the financial meltdown forces male clients to scale back on lavish spending. • The American Cancer Society reports that it is seeing a decline in women over 40 getting yearly mammograms, possibly due to the pain during the process. • Pregnant Japanese women visit Shinto shrines on the Day of the Dog because the Japanese believe that dogs have easy births. • A poll-dancing fitness instructor reached a settlement on Wednesday with the Adams Township in Pennsylvania, allowing her to open up a pole-dancing studio for women. • Mattel denied claims today that the Little Mommy Cuddle N' Coo doll says "Islam is the light" as part of its pre-recorded cooing sounds. • Parents are pulling their children out of a music class at Foxboro Elementary School in Vacaville, California because of the teacher's recent gender reassignment surgery. • A Japanese study claims that high levels of soy consumption can reduce the risk of estrogen receptor-positive tumors and human epidermal growth factor receptor 2-negative tumors, two types of breast cancer. • A 76-year-old woman who is charged in the death of one of her five dead husbands posted bond and was released from jail today in North Carolina. • Doctors say that the Bee Gees song "Stayin' Alive" is the ideal beat (103 beats per minute) to follow while performing chest compressions as part of CPR on a heart attack victim. • A new study links decreased dopamine activity, a neurotransmitter typically released in response to a pleasure experience, with obese women when they eat "pleasurable" foods like chocolate milkshakes. •

This is Roger Federer, of Switzerland. Anna Wintour of Vogue really loves him, she buys him presents and takes him to fashion shows. He's won two rounds so far. But what about his sex face?
Federer's sex face: Not hot.




Andy Roddick is from the good old US of A. He won his first two rounds but was defeated by Philipp Kohlschreiber in round 3.
Andy's sex face: Intense!




James Blake is another American repping in Oz. He's won two rounds so far.
Blake's sex face: Focused!




Korean player Hyung-Taik Lee is having mixed results; he won round one of Men's Singles but lost round two, then won the first round of doubles, then lost the second.
Lee's sex face: Uh, Premature ejaculation?




Jo-Wilfried Tsonga is from France and has won three singles rounds and a doubles round so far, though he also lost one doubles round. Still, he's looking good.
Tsonga's sex face: Ferocious.




Germany's Philipp Kohlschreiber has won three men's singles rounds in a row and kicked Andy Roddick's ass.
Kohlschreiber's sex face: Fine German engineering.




It might not look like it here, but Russian Marat Safin is so completely shaggable. As in extremely hot. No, really. look again.
Safin's sex face: Satisfying.




Oh, Rafael Nadal. This Spanish Fox is from Mallorca and has won all three rounds he's played so far.
Rafael's sex face: Victorious!

Added bonus:
Rafael: shirtless! (You're welcome.)

[All images via AP.]

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