Andy Roddick Announces He's Retiring from Tennis to Focus More on…

Despite Us Weekly's herculean efforts, I just have a hard time caring about what Andy Roddick is doing. I guess because mostly the stuff he does is hit a ball with a big paddle and put his rod/dick in a supermodel. No hard feelings, just not really my wheelhouse when it comes to entertainment. But ANYhooz, Roddick is… » 8/30/12 8:30pm 8/30/12 8:30pm