She just bought the A&E Biography Edition of Mad-Libs and filled it out in crayon while she was at the Wasilla Sizzler, next to the outlet mall, don't 'cha know.
@Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: I'm gonna have to go with the Prince of Darkness on this one. Too many lies for it not to be the Father of Lies.
And in the sixth month the angel Gabriel sent from God unto a city of Wasilla, to a virgin espoused to a man whose name was Levi, of the house of Meth; and the virgin's name was Bristol. And the angel came in unto her, and said, Hail! thou that art highly favored, the Lord is with thee: blessed art thou among snowbillies.
I can't wait for her to command someone to slam their staff into the ground and create an oil pipeline out of Alaska, with nothing more than the threat of a burning bush.
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A. A ghostwriter
B. the devil
I will leave you to decide.
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I mean God speaks to us in many forms, so why can't Palin let us hear her body talk?
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[purdue.fandome.com]
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Her teleprompter-reading skills have improved, but little else.
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And Sarah begat Trig, Uncle of Trip;
But nay, Trig is the half-Brother of Trip,
sayeth Andrew of the Sullites.
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[www.amazon.com]
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*I had originally typed Alaska -- duh. Friday afternoon brain problems.
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"The internet. It's a serious business."
If only I knew how to embed.
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At your cervix
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