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    Washingtoniennes Call Dibs On Choice Gowns, Avoid Inaugural Brawls
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    Image of SisterMaryMartha SisterMaryMartha
    01/02/09

    In reply to Washingtoniennes Call Dibs On Choice Gowns, Avoid Inaugural Brawls
    THIS IS THE ONLY EVENT WORTH ATTENDING:

    Event Message Board

    Return to event dress list


    EVENT: Democrat Official Tranny Ball

    DATE: Wed, January 21, 2009

    LOCATION: Washington Dc, District of Columbia, DC

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    Image of purpleshoes reminds everyone to take typing breaks and stretch, ow purpleshoes reminds everyone to take typing breaks and stretch, ow
    01/02/09

    In reply to Washingtoniennes Call Dibs On Choice Gowns, Avoid Inaugural Brawls
    I thought I was super-clever just for discovering that no one shopped "prom" in the "holiday formal" section. Marked down to $30, holla!


    Then I graduated college in a dress that I knew I could get office wear out of. I am a god of fashion.

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    Image of DangerMouse DangerMouse
    01/02/09

    @purpleshoes: At college graduation, it rained 4 inches and all of our black gowns bled. Having predicted this, I was just wearing old black top/skirt and knee-high black boots.
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    Image of SlappySquirrel SlappySquirrel
    01/02/09

    In reply to Washingtoniennes Call Dibs On Choice Gowns, Avoid Inaugural Brawls
    I'm going to a ball and just for the hell of it I registered my ankle-length chocolate brown dress.


    This one.


    Nobody else was wearing it yet. Indeed nobody was wearing Calvin Klein.

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    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    01/02/09

    @SlappySquirrel: Gorgeous dress!
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    Image of DangerMouse DangerMouse
    01/02/09

    @SlappySquirrel: Me likey!
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    Image of icingsugar icingsugar
    01/02/09

    In reply to Washingtoniennes Call Dibs On Choice Gowns, Avoid Inaugural Brawls
    This article really brings up the debate of fashion and style. I never care if people have the same thing as me, because my style makes my outfit, not simply the item I'm wearing.
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    01/02/09

    @icingsugar: Mrs Biden would totally cut your ass if you were wearing the same dress as her..style or not! :-)
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    Image of dcdulce dcdulce
    01/02/09

    In reply to Washingtoniennes Call Dibs On Choice Gowns, Avoid Inaugural Brawls
    i'm glad my date and I won't have anything to worry about...


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    Image of VaginaWig is A Merkin VaginaWig is A Merkin
    01/02/09

    @dcdulce: That mullet is EPIC.
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    Image of funnyface funnyface
    01/02/09

    @TheVaginaWig: Also, the molestache.
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    01/02/09

    @funnyface: I want to take a wild guess and say the pearl necklace was from Claire's- back from when it was "Claire's Boutique".
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    Image of VaginaWig is A Merkin VaginaWig is A Merkin
    01/02/09

    @TheUptightMidwesterner: Heh. You said "pearl necklace." I stand by my belief that no outfit is complete without blatant sexual innuendo.
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    Image of purpleshoes reminds everyone to take typing breaks and stretch, ow purpleshoes reminds everyone to take typing breaks and stretch, ow
    01/02/09

    @dcdulce: ... I really like that dress.


    Seriously, given what you had to work with in the era? The shoulder-bows are a particularly nice touch.

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    Image of dcdulce dcdulce
    01/02/09

    @purpleshoes: you should see the one I almost wore...


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    Image of funnyface funnyface
    01/02/09

    In reply to Washingtoniennes Call Dibs On Choice Gowns, Avoid Inaugural Brawls
    The stores that sold me and my high school peers our prom dresses had lists to ensure that no one from the same school had the same dress. This isn't anything new.
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    Image of mbprice mbprice
    01/02/09

    In reply to Washingtoniennes Call Dibs On Choice Gowns, Avoid Inaugural Brawls
    So, this was immature of me, but I don't care. In protest, I have registered a dress for the Georgia Inaugural Ball. I think it's quite a pretty dress, personally. I'm a guy, though, so I won't be wearing it, but apparently now NOBODY WILL mwahahahaha.


    Or if someone really likes it enough, they'll have to get over themselves and deal with it.

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    Image of funnyface funnyface
    01/02/09

    @mbprice: I sorta want to see a picture of the sort of dress you'd pick to wear to the Georgia Inagural ball.
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    Image of mbprice mbprice
    01/02/09

    @funnyface:
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    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    01/02/09

    @funnyface: Something subtle like this, perhaps? [www.slrc-csa.org]
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    01/02/09

    @mbprice: You have exquisite taste.


    Bitch. ; )

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    Image of funnyface funnyface
    01/02/09

    @mbprice: I like it!
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    Image of dridirtitini dridirtitini
    01/02/09

    @mbprice: wait... shut up. I just was browsing the website to look at dresses and THIS ONE that was the only one registered under the Georgia Ball was so breathtaking that I actually wrote down the designer and number - 54203.... cuz I want one.
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    Image of mbprice mbprice
    01/02/09

    @tini: Well, there ya go :) Go for it; I promise I won't be wearing it!
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    Image of lunchbox lunchbox
    01/02/09

    In reply to Washingtoniennes Call Dibs On Choice Gowns, Avoid Inaugural Brawls
    is it wrong the my first thought would be to create several (hundred) personalities and register a ton of hot dresses, therefore vexing the entire population of

    ball-going gals?
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    Image of mbprice mbprice
    01/02/09

    @lunchbox: Oh haha we had the very same idea.
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    Image of VaginaWig is A Merkin VaginaWig is A Merkin
    01/02/09

    In reply to Washingtoniennes Call Dibs On Choice Gowns, Avoid Inaugural Brawls
    There is already some sorority registering dresses for their formal on this thing. Sigh.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    01/02/09

    @TheVaginaWig: Gross.
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    Image of misspie misspie
    01/02/09

    @TheVaginaWig: ugh. my sorority "formals" featured much cheap black polyester. can't imagine registering "whatever skirt from Express that will camouflage my little beer belly."
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    Image of funnyface funnyface
    01/02/09

    @misspie: We held our formal at an American Legion, because it was the only place we could drink in our dry county college town. I think most girls just wore old prom dresses.
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    Image of misspie misspie
    01/02/09

    @funnyface: please tell me the Legion hall had a smoke-stained drop ceiling. i love those places.
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    Image of funnyface funnyface
    01/02/09

    @misspie: Oh hell yes. And they couldn't close it to their usual clientele, so we were all hit on by drunk veterans. I seem to remember one guy kissing my arm. His moustache tickled.
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    Image of PilgrimSoul PilgrimSoul
    01/02/09

    In reply to Washingtoniennes Call Dibs On Choice Gowns, Avoid Inaugural Brawls
    Irony is always lost on rich people, isn't it? I mean, is this what people should be expending money and brainpower on during the greatest economic meltdown since the 30s?


    I suppose ostentatious displays of wealth will always be in style.

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    Image of VaginaWig is A Merkin VaginaWig is A Merkin
    01/02/09

    In reply to Washingtoniennes Call Dibs On Choice Gowns, Avoid Inaugural Brawls
    Some girl wore the same dress as me to prom. Gorgeous dress that was hot pink and champagne. It looked better on me.


    [2.bp.blogspot.com]


    (Yes, that is me before my prom. Gah, look NOTHING like that anymore!)

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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    01/02/09

    @TheVaginaWig: Where were you in the prom pics post, you hot broad?
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    Image of VaginaWig is A Merkin VaginaWig is A Merkin
    01/02/09

    @Jessica Hussein Lovejoy loves Decapitatey Wayne Peterson: Walking home from the hotel alone, trying desperately to hail a cab, drunk, because I got in a fight with my boyfriend. Prom was not as awesome as I had hoped.
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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    01/02/09

    @TheVaginaWig: Is it ever?
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    Image of VaginaWig is A Merkin VaginaWig is A Merkin
    01/02/09

    @Jessica Hussein Lovejoy loves Decapitatey Wayne Peterson: No. How can we ever live up to the hype of it being the best night of our lives, complete with booze and (if we are lucky and you are not a hussy like me who did it long before that night) the promise of a romantic loss of virginity? Because that is what prom is all about: booze and the tearing of hymen.
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    Image of DangerMouse DangerMouse
    01/02/09

    @TheVaginaWig: My high school AP US History teacher gave us these 3 important pieces of life advice (please imagine coming from a 60-year-old, Catholic-school-educated woman):

    1. Don't have sex in the car. (Hard on your back.)

    2. No sex in the shower. (Fear of slipping; this one could be altered if you had non-skid floor mats.)

    3. Don't lose your virginity on prom night: too cliche.


    Also, hey, at least you looked GOOD while having a miserable night. ;)

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    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    01/02/09

    In reply to Washingtoniennes Call Dibs On Choice Gowns, Avoid Inaugural Brawls
    I think we should have this for Jezebel. I would be horrified to learn that someone else was commenting whilst wearing green pajama pants, a Hello Kitty t-shirt, and NY Giants socks.
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    Image of VaginaWig is A Merkin VaginaWig is A Merkin
    01/02/09

    @Maritsa: I'm in sweatpants with the name of my alma mater on them and a cheerleading shirt from high school. Paying tribute to all the schools of my past.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    01/02/09

    @Maritsa: I comment while dressed as Mr. Met. I kindly ask you to change your avatar.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    01/02/09

    @Maritsa: Flannel pajamas and a bracelet from last night that I can't get unhinged. (There was champagne involved. Don't judge me.)
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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    01/02/09

    @Maritsa: I CALL PERPETUAL DIBS ON BLACK PANTS AND BLACK SHIRT.


    (Occasionally supplemented by half-eaten candy necklace.)

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    Image of misspie misspie
    01/02/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (2009: a space ovumlord): don't the four giant fingers make it hard to type?
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    01/02/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (2009: a space ovumlord): I bet your dog is scared of you.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    01/02/09

    @misspie: Au contraire, it frees me up to type with my giant nose.


    @morninggloria: My dog is dressed as the Philly Phanatic, so she understands.

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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    01/02/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (2009: a space ovumlord): I tried to dress my cat like that Phoenix Suns gorilla that slam dunks off of a trampoline, but she wouldn't have it.
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    01/02/09

    In reply to Washingtoniennes Call Dibs On Choice Gowns, Avoid Inaugural Brawls
    I long for the simpler days when one just had to "hosey" their gown.
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    Image of BlondeGrlz BlondeGrlz
    01/02/09

    In reply to Washingtoniennes Call Dibs On Choice Gowns, Avoid Inaugural Brawls
    This is just depressing. The only gown I have any chance of wearing for the next year is either of the night- or hospital variety. Although if some other bitch on the maternity ward is wearing the same one I'm going to be pissed!
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    01/02/09

    @BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz!: You better not be wearing the same paper gown I plan on donning, bitch!
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    Image of misspie misspie
    01/02/09

    @BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz!: word. i've actually thought about buying a full length flannel-ish thing. there is something wrong with me.


    the sad part is that i almost hope the other pregnant bitches are wearing the same gown. less pressure.

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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    01/02/09

    @misspie: I got a longish, blue, comfortable gown and never put on that paper shit. I was uncomfortable enough giving birth and didn't want to wear paper.
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    Image of Eyebrows McGee (now with more baby!) Eyebrows McGee (now with more baby!)
    01/02/09

    @BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz!: Sadly, I have to go to FOUR black tie events when I'm between 5 and 8 months pregnant. And pregnancy black tie fashion is NOT PRETTY.


    Maybe they'll forgive me flannel. :D

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    Image of mbprice mbprice
    01/02/09

    In reply to Washingtoniennes Call Dibs On Choice Gowns, Avoid Inaugural Brawls
    I've never understood this dumb fashion cliche. So what if someone wears the same thing you did? It wasn't done maliciously, and it means you have similar tastes. What's the big deal?
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    Image of BlondeGrlz BlondeGrlz
    01/02/09

    @mbprice: Because the obviously one of you looks better in it. And wondering if it's you can ruin your whole night.
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    01/02/09

    @mbprice: because, omg, it means you didn't have like, the most daringest most original bestest idea EVER because that BITCH did this on PURPOSE and now you look like a FOOL.


    Basically, the premise is that unless they see two of something right in front of them, most people can be persuaded that little Tina's frock is one of a kind.

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    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    01/03/09

    @mbprice: It's happened to me before and I've never gotten what the big deal is supposed to be.
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