Bristol must be so grateful she has such a caring mother to give her business advice - mine does too! She has said if I get married A) before I'm 25 and B) before I have earned enough money to buy my own house, she'll never speak to me again.
Seems Sarah Palin and Glittermum have more in common than I realized. Or maybe not.
She says you can learn everything you need to know in life from sports and claims she named her daughter AFTER THE TOWN WHERE ESPN HEADQUARTERS IS. Governor, you have the douchebag male sports fan vote locked up, I don't know why your pandering so hard.
@morninggloria: I vote lesbian or Clinton rumors, considering we could use some "evidence." She's already said she has gay friends! Bill called her! Done.
@morninggloria: I read that as her and Bill are "bonging" on the side. At least that way, you could shop them into the background of that Micheal Phelps photo!
Okay.. I really don't want to come to her defense because I hate her as well, but I don't think her analogy is that bad. She's saying a marriage is work and thats true. I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt that she's being pragmatic with her daughter, instead of just "obey your husband and god and things will be fine!" About the Trig stuff though yeah, STFU.
I kind of wish that she would have compared marriage to preparing caribou meat.
"Bristol, some parts are going to be tender and you won't have to do much with those. Some parts are going to be tough and they are going to require a lot of attention. And sometimes when you don't feel like it, your husband is going to have to settle for jerky."
Yes Bristol, it is a contract. That means that if he cheats on you, is lazy, or if the two of you grow apart as you mature into adulthood, well, you're just plum out of luck aren't you. Remember, you chose your choice.
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"The internet. It's a serious business."
If only I knew how to embed.
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At your cervix
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Seems Sarah Palin and Glittermum have more in common than I realized. Or maybe not.
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I am on a roll today, I skipped over the STFU and have just progressed to bully tactics.
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Sarah Palin is a lesbian.
Trig has a twin sister, but Sarah Palin hates women and she hunted the twin from an airplane for sport.
Sarah Palin is a secret Muslim.
Sarah Palin and Bill Clinton are boning on the side.
Sarah Palin is a performance artist, and this is all a giant act. She's like Andy Kauffman, but way scarier.
Sarah Palin keeps slaves.
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Four years? Is that fair?
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"Bristol, some parts are going to be tender and you won't have to do much with those. Some parts are going to be tough and they are going to require a lot of attention. And sometimes when you don't feel like it, your husband is going to have to settle for jerky."
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I thoroughly endorse a regular STFU day.
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STFU, gosh dangit.