Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield Might Be Getting an Adorable Puppy Together

What senseless task did you occupy yourself with on this pre-holiday Saturday? Probably something boring and unimportant, unless it was in anyway related to cookie-making — in that case, you can mail my cookies to a P.O. Box in El Paso where my Texas cookie retriever (which is just a Labrador retriever that eats…
Andrew Garfield Does Some Cute Dorky Dance Moves, All for the Sake of Charity
Andrew Garfield and his beard — no, not Emma Stone*. Budumdump! I'm here all week! (JK, I just fired myself) — appeared on Ellen yesterday where, in order to raise money for the Worldwide Orphans Foundation, he broke out some pretty special dance moves. His eagerness and willingness to go all out are pretty damn…
Kourtney Kardashian Pulled A Baby Out Of Her Vagina On Television
Here are graphic photos of Kourtney Kardashian birthing her new child Penelope Scotland Disick, which are screenshots of the televised delivery from the season finale of Keeping Up With The Kardashians yesterday. And all of the Kardashians were there (even brother Rob), and you were there, and you were there, and …
Katy Perry's Peppermint Bra Spins Gently Into That Good Night
Say good night, Gracie, to Katy Perry's spinning peppermint bra, which has been deemed a liability by her tour insurers. The ban was inspired by a recent wardrobe malfunction, admitted Perry: "My hair got caught in the wheels of my spinning peppermint bra and began to coil around and around. I'm forced to just go with…
George Clooney And Jennifer Aniston Share Private Jet, Awkwardly Avoid Topic Of Brad Pitt
George Clooney, Stacy Keibler, Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston shared a private jet—the Glitter Person version of splitting a cab—in Switzerland. Were this an NYU freshman playwright's hastily-penned one-act, they would experience some turbulence and blurt out their long-held secrets, resentments and desires for…
P. Diddy's Son Gets $54,000 Football Scholarship from the 'Fuck You, Poor People' Foundation
Justin Combs, the 18-year-old son of diamond-encrusted millionaire Sean "P. Diddy" Combs, was awarded a $54,000 athletic scholarship to play football at UCLA. The scholarship comes "at a time when student fees are rising and a year after the university had to use more than $2 million in student fees to cover an…
Let's Check Out The Official Shots Of Andrew Garfield & Emma Stone In The New Spider-Man Movie
Ooh! Columbia Pictures has released a first batch of official movie stills from The Amazing Spider-Man and I happen to think they look pretty promising. The newest of the Spidey series will star Andrew Garfield as Peter Parker and Emma Stone as Peter's other, blonde-haired love, Gwen Stacy (not the red-headed Mary…
Sarah Jessica Parker to Revive Sex & The City on TV; Zombie Show Seeks Brains
Great news, girls I went to high school with who I no longer talk to: the crazy sexy sitcom show you discovered in 2004, just in time for its last season- the one about being a hypersuccessful thirtysomething woman in New York but finding dating challenging that you decided somehow was directly applicable to your…
Tina Fey Gives Birth To Her Second Daughter
Tina Fey and husband Jeff Richmond welcomed their second child, daughter Penelope Athena, on Wednesday.
Martha Stewart Gets Stitches After Headbutt From French Bulldog
- Martha Stewart's dog Francesca knocked her in the face and split her lip.
Julianne Moore Does Nude Calendar Pinup For Karl Lagerfeld
- Karl Lagerfeld gave the Pirelli calendar — which traditionally features "artistic" nude shots of top models — the theme of ancient Greek and Roman mythology. And he added one (clothed) Julianne Moore and, a Pirelli first, several (unclothed) men. [Telegraph]
The Stars Suit Up For The Social Network Premiere
The Social Network premiered at the New York Film Festival last night, and the celebrities in attendance were (mostly) dressed to impress, sticking to sleek suits and simple dresses.
Paris Briefly Detained For Possession In South Africa; Waitress Denies Punching Lindsay
- Paris Hilton was detained for possession of marijuana in Port Elizabeth, South Africa yesterday, but was later cleared and released. According to her rep:
