This is What Happens When You Dare to Mildly Cross Beyoncé

Last night, Andrew Garfield hosted SNL with some cameos by his lady Emma Stone. More importantly, SNL brought us this gem of a trailer for the new action-packed thriller about a man who was stupid enough to admit that maybe he didn't love everything about Beyoncé. Not only is he shunned by strangers as well as those… » 5/04/14 12:30pm 5/04/14 12:30pm

Chris Brown Thrown Out Of Rehab, Back in Jail

Only a few weeks ago it seemed that Chris Brown was doing so well. He had been undergoing residential treatment for anger issues (as well as recently diagnosed Bipolar and Post Traumatic Stress Disorder) and was said to be cooperating and progressing. But yesterday, Brown was discharged from the treatment facility in… » 3/15/14 11:30am 3/15/14 11:30am

Aaron Carter Calls Hilary Duff 'the Love of My Life,' Wants Her Back

Today in 14-year-old F-list celebrity gossip updates, Aaron Carter is still pining for his long-lost love Hilary Duff. In fact, he says he's a "douche" for losing her and will spend the rest of his life trying to win her back. In conclusion, he adds, PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO AARON CARTER OH MY GOD PLEASE PLEASE OH GOD… » 3/06/14 8:00pm 3/06/14 8:00pm

New Details Revealed About Paris Jackson Suicide Attempt

15-year-old Paris Jackson was rushed to the hospital yesterday after leaving a suicide note, taking 20 Motrin and cutting herself with a kitchen knife — according to a Jackson family lawyer, she is "physically fine." Authorities as well as people close to Paris have since clarified that they don't really think she was… » 6/06/13 9:00am 6/06/13 9:00am

Taylor Swift: 'There's a Special Place in Hell for Women Who Don't Help…

"As she sits drinking lavender lemonade,*" Taylor Swift tells Vanity Fair that everyone—including, and especially, other ladies in Hollywood—needs to shut the fuck up about how many penises are/may be in orbit around her: » 3/05/13 9:00am 3/05/13 9:00am

and will be married in Hawaii in a few weeks, but she does not want to do it in his old fuck den:

Nick Stahl Appears Just Long Enough To Masturbate In Public

Poor troubled Terminator 3 actor Nick Stahl now has a glossy senior picture in the Paul Reubens Academy Yearbook: Stahl was arrested around dinnertime last night for jerking off in the private booth of a porn store in Hollywood. The LAPD booked him for a misdemeanor (lewd conduct) and he was released a few hours… » 12/28/12 9:00am 12/28/12 9:00am

Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield Might Be Getting an Adorable Puppy…

What senseless task did you occupy yourself with on this pre-holiday Saturday? Probably something boring and unimportant, unless it was in anyway related to cookie-making — in that case, you can mail my cookies to a P.O. Box in El Paso where my Texas cookie retriever (which is just a Labrador retriever that eats… » 12/22/12 5:30pm 12/22/12 5:30pm

Andrew Garfield Does Some Cute Dorky Dance Moves, All for the Sake of…

Andrew Garfield and his beard — no, not Emma Stone*. Budumdump! I'm here all week! (JK, I just fired myself) — appeared on Ellen yesterday where, in order to raise money for the Worldwide Orphans Foundation, he broke out some pretty special dance moves. His eagerness and willingness to go all out are pretty damn… » 11/13/12 1:20pm 11/13/12 1:20pm

Kourtney Kardashian Pulled A Baby Out Of Her Vagina On Television

Here are graphic photos of Kourtney Kardashian birthing her new child Penelope Scotland Disick, which are screenshots of the televised delivery from the season finale of Keeping Up With The Kardashians yesterday. And all of the Kardashians were there (even brother Rob), and you were there, and you were there, and … » 9/17/12 9:00am 9/17/12 9:00am

Katy Perry's Peppermint Bra Spins Gently Into That Good Night

Say good night, Gracie, to Katy Perry's spinning peppermint bra, which has been deemed a liability by her tour insurers. The ban was inspired by a recent wardrobe malfunction, admitted Perry: "My hair got caught in the wheels of my spinning peppermint bra and began to coil around and around. I'm forced to just go with… » 7/12/12 9:00am 7/12/12 9:00am

George Clooney And Jennifer Aniston Share Private Jet, Awkwardly Avoid…

George Clooney, Stacy Keibler, Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston shared a private jet—the Glitter Person version of splitting a cab—in Switzerland. Were this an NYU freshman playwright's hastily-penned one-act, they would experience some turbulence and blurt out their long-held secrets, resentments and desires for… » 6/29/12 9:00am 6/29/12 9:00am