Anderson Cooper Just Doesn't Know That Much About Vaginas

Anderson Cooper admitted something during a recent AC360 segment which has long been suspected: he simply doesn't know a whole lot about vaginas. The comment came when the CNN anchor was discussing the recent story of an American exchange student getting lodged in a sculpture of a vagina. » 6/26/14 9:01pm 6/26/14 9:01pm

Watch Anderson Cooper Overshare about His Mom and Cunnilingus

Apparently, Cooper's mother (a VANDERBILT no less) made him proofread her memoir wherein she calls a lover the "Nijinsky of cunnilingus." The book is also about the other men in her life, but Cooper blessed us with that particular anecdote while discussing the Rob Ford scandal, proving that in 2013, all roads must… » 12/27/13 3:20pm 12/27/13 3:20pm

Anderson Cooper Destroys Pat Robertson's Dumbass AIDS Rambling

I assume you've already heard about Pat Robertson's genius new "Don't Shake Hands with a Gay Because He'll Probably Poke You with an AIDS Needle in His Magic Ring" theorem. If you haven't, you're welcome! Gahd, gays, what is your prahblem!? THE GOOD CHRISTIANS JUST WANT TO SHAKE HANDS WITH YOU 4 JESUS! (And to feel… » 8/30/13 1:00pm 8/30/13 1:00pm

Hey Juror B37, It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up

Juror B37 — the most outspoken member of the most hated jury in America — is looking to have a normal life. A normal life full of book deals (sorry, B37) and Anderson Cooper interviews and the ability to repeatedly say stupid things that she's never held accountable for. You know, a life just like yours or mine! » 7/17/13 2:50pm 7/17/13 2:50pm

Jaden Smith, 15, Longs to Be Legally Freed From Coolest Parents Ever

Even when you have the most laissez-faire, No Curfew, "You're-Going-To-Drink-So-Drink-In-The-House-Here's-Some-Patron" liberal Hollywood parents ever, you still want to fly the parental coop. Case in point: For Jaden Smith's 15th birthday this July, he asked Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith if they'd sign the papers… » 5/14/13 9:00am 5/14/13 9:00am

LeAnn Rimes Marriage Sitcom in the Works, Not That America Wants One

Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes are trying to sell a sitcom based on their life together. Various sources say: "They would play versions of themselves, kind of like on Curb Your Enthusiasm. [...] "They've met with a few networks.. Nothing is finalized yet, but they're seeing where the show could go." » 4/11/13 9:00am 4/11/13 9:00am

Kristen Stewart and Lindsay Lohan Bond During Paparazzi Bitchfest

Lindsay Lohan — who has somehow managed to convince grown-ass adult law officials who are not her parents that she shouldnnnn't have to go to rehab until after Coachellaaaaa, that would be SOOO unfaiiiiiir! — is spending her last few days of freedom hanging out with her boyfriend, musician Avi Snow (Says Snow… » 3/28/13 9:00am 3/28/13 9:00am

Anderson Cooper to Replace Matt Lauer on 'Today'?

Amid all the other rumors floating around the ratings-troubled Today show and its longtime host Matt Lauer (that everyone hates him, that he might just peace and go host Jeopardy!, etc.) is a new one: Anderson Cooper was reportedly approached by NBC execs to replace Lauer before the end of the year. According to … » 3/27/13 4:20pm 3/27/13 4:20pm

Justin Bieber Terrorizes Gated Community With Fast Cars and Dionysian…

Justin Bieber and the stache he is (jokingly?) attempting to "grow out" has been accused of battery after a confrontation with one of his Calabasas neighbors (let's just call him Mr. Wilson) yesterday. Early Tuesday morning, Bieber had a new Ferrari delivered and spent the wee hours tooling (loudly) around his hood in… » 3/27/13 9:00am 3/27/13 9:00am

Nicki Minaj Says She's Never Had Work Done On Her Face, Doesn't Mention…

Nicki Minaj went on Extra to promote her MAC makeup collaboration VIVA Glam, and said that she's never had surgery on her face. "When people see my makeup they think all types of crazy things that I'm doing to my skin, but it's makeup." However, Minaj does not mention whether she had any work done below the neck, most… » 2/28/13 9:00am 2/28/13 9:00am

Pippa Middleton Trades Writing for Belgian Boar Hunting

Shockingly, nobody is looking for any more crack party planning advice from Pippa Middleton since her book Celebrate made a fart noise that echoed throughout the publishing industry (although tips like "Make ice!!!" are extremely helpful), her following two book offers—one on wedding planning and another on… » 1/22/13 9:00am 1/22/13 9:00am

Girls Fans Throw Shade at Lena Dunham for Liking Taylor Swift

Sincerest feelings-havers Lena Dunham and Taylor Swift have been Internet friends since Red dropped in October, but Dunham just admitted that the denizens of Bushwick who constitute her fanbase have a hard time believing that she scream-sings "You Belong With Me" in the shower like many a red-blooded human being.… » 1/03/13 9:00am 1/03/13 9:00am

Nick Stahl Appears Just Long Enough To Masturbate In Public

Poor troubled Terminator 3 actor Nick Stahl now has a glossy senior picture in the Paul Reubens Academy Yearbook: Stahl was arrested around dinnertime last night for jerking off in the private booth of a porn store in Hollywood. The LAPD booked him for a misdemeanor (lewd conduct) and he was released a few hours… » 12/28/12 9:00am 12/28/12 9:00am