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EmpressZombie
08/27/09

In reply to Avril Headed For Splitsville; Chris Brown Tells All
I can't believe that the crowd booed Madonna because she dared to be sad about Roma discrimination. Shame on them! It's horrible what is happening to Roma. have you heard about the serial killings of Roma in Hungary? It's disgraceful as a human being.
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dirtybee
08/27/09

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Robin William's quote reminds me of when Pink begins shaving his eyebrows and chest hair off in The Wall. Impressive scene.
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ImproperDancing
08/27/09

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I miss my curvy, brunette Lily, but the spunk's still there so my fire for her still burns bright.

Also, yes that Palm Pre lady is slightly terrifying.
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brinkswomanship
08/27/09

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Dear Paulina

You will NOT help dispel the myth that you are a dumb model by being all "OMG teh books, dey are so heavy. So many pages!"

love
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eibhinn
08/27/09

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As someone who enjoys tormenting her boyfriend with Christmas albums AND Bob Dylan albums, a Bob Dylan Christmas album has made my year! (and ruined BF's December)
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Lolita Hazed
08/27/09

@eibhinn: I love you and want your life now.
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badgirlgonegood
08/27/09

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It freaks me out that guys are refusing to sleep with Lily Allen because of that song. Jeez, she's just saying it's not right for guys to have all the orgasms and girls to get none. That seems pretty obvious and totally fair to me. Although, Lily, if those guys are that insecure about their abilities in the sack, maybe you're better off without them. Losers.
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AuntieBee
08/27/09

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Listen, I need you to not mention Alexander Skarsgård. At all, ever.

I just - I can't have these feelings at work. It's bad for my productivity. And also, I think he might not be real. I don't want you to be disappointed, but he may only exist in my head as some idealized fantasy, so you should just look the other way, too. It makes me very uncomfortable to have other people acknowledge my imaginary friends. So, if you don't mind... I'll just be over here. Pardon the quivering mass of used-to-be-composed lady on the right.
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lalaland13
08/27/09

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So vampires are just like The Sims, eh? Will the Woohoo with anything?
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Wenchette
08/27/09

@lalaland13: Only if you've got the Autonomous Casual Romance mod installed.
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Le Kangourou de Kataroo
08/27/09

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Dear Heidi,

I think you just figured out how to increase viewership at the Emmys. Am I right?

-Le K de K
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Rooo sez BISH PLZ
08/27/09

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Tsk. Oh, Heidi. No idea why you always end up naked with the photog? Neither clueless nor disingenuous is a good look for you, liebe.

I thought Tom Sizemore was already in jail for spousal batter. Who let him out?
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K.H.
08/27/09

@Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Actually, I think people who have ever done any modeling work might get this. For a while, I worked as a glamour models full-time, modeling bikinis and lingerie and posing for pictures in sexy outfits for dating web sites and such. Occasionally, however, a photographer and I would hit it off tremendously. I would feel instantly comfortable with him or her and we would begin branching out from the tedious sexyface, bouncing ideas off of one another and feeding off of shared creativity. At times, this resulted in stunning fine art nudes. Neither of us went in to the shoot expecting to be shooting nudes, but the shoot just evolves that way naturally at times.
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Uncommon Whore
08/27/09

@K.H.: Yes, but then did you refer to yourself as K.H.licious? Because you really should have.
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K.H.
08/27/09

@Uncommon Whore: Actually, yes, yes I did. I then marveled over the fact that I looked different in different photographs and bragged about their naughtiness.
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ElleL
08/27/09

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Did anyone catch Anne Heche on Letterman last night? I was falling asleep as it was on, and wow. Get some class, woman. It was ridiculous.
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J.D.Regent
08/27/09

@ElleL: truly, no matter how heinous one's ex husband and baby daddy may be, it's extremely poor taste to talk about how much you hate paying alimony and child support. on tv!!! where their child might seei! It's no better when women do it than when men do!
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Maritsa
08/27/09

@J.D.Regent: Especially where your cheating ended the marriage. You stay classy, Anne Heche!!
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ElleL
08/27/09

@J.D.Regent: Yes. And she talked about how miserable it was to have to interact with him at ths kids soccer games?? WTF! Get a grip, you made your bed.
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ElleL
08/27/09

@Maritsa: She's obviously on the crazy train again. I was shocked she didn't bring up Ellen!
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bluebears
08/27/09

@ElleL: She has always seemed like a huge pill to me.
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hortense
08/27/09

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Gerard Butler, I'm going to hit you on the head, you idiot. The greyhound probably thought your dog was a rabbit from the tracks, the kind they are trained to chase. Put your dog on a leash next time.
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LaComtesse
08/27/09

@hortense: AMEN, says my logical side! Fuck you, Gerard, greyhounds are TOTES better than pugs anyway, says my illogical side!
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sybann
08/27/09

@hortense: Abso! People who treat their tiny dogs like people and learn nothing about canine nature and interaction SHOULD. NOT. HAVE. DOGS.
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Yahtzii
08/27/09

@hortense: As a longtime fan of Liffy (ever since you posted about him) I was hoping you would respond! Leash laws exist for a reason. My German Shepherd is a sweet puppy but is going through an awkward teenage phase where he doesn't like anyone sniffing his "personal area." If your dog isn't on a leash and is a little too friendly with the sniffing, it can get ugly. It's not about convenience, it's about safety.
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Nuckin Futz for you
08/27/09

@LaComtesse: Hey, hey don't blame the dog for the owner's stupidity. I love pugs, but they do not understand personal space. I can't imagine ever letting them off a leash. They don't understand fear and the swear they are big dogs. I worked at a kennel/dog daycare and I've seen this one pug back a german shepard in the corner. I'll give you it wasn't a tough shepard but it goes to show, pugs have no idea what size they are.
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LaComtesse
08/27/09

@Nuckin Futz for you: That’s why I said it was illogical. Personally, I HATE pugs. I’ve yet to run into one that suited me and I have run into many I’ve just flat out disliked. Greyhounds on the other hand, I adore. I’m sure many people have contrary or even opposite experiences with the breeds—this isn’t something that’s empirically true or anything. I just really do not care for pugs.
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SunburnedCounsel
08/27/09

@LaComtesse: I have a 75lb. shepherd/rhodesian ridgeback mix, and she's been bitten by two pugs, both off leash. She's huge and vicious looking (and not always friendly) but that's why I have her on a leash. I'm sure there are some nice pugs, and some smart owners, but I still have a really hard time with them when their owners are freaking out that my dog could have killed their baby. Yes, that's true. That's why you shouldn't let your dog instigate.
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cwisto moweina has got yer goat
08/27/09

@hortense: I didn't even know that was legal, to have pets off leashes in public areas, besides dog parks. I've never had to deal with that issue because I have a husky, a breed that HAS to be restrained at all times or they will run away.

I don't care how "well-behaved" your dog is: It's still an animal, so leash it.

or tote it if it's tiny
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LaComtesse
08/27/09

@SunburnedCounsel: Precisely. I'm sorry your pookie was bitten (I love shepherds AND ridgebacks!)
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Hooplehead
08/27/09

In reply to Avril Headed For Splitsville; Chris Brown Tells All
Hey Joan, methinks you are not one to talk about anyone being a bitch. It's funny that people who have made careers out of being nasty whine the loudest that people aren't nice to them (see also, Hilton, Perez.)
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cocobanal
08/27/09

@Hooplehead: Also, I'm confused by her poor grammar in that quotation. I've never heard her talk that way. Maybe she did it on purpose?
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minnesotameltdown
08/27/09

@Hooplehead: It also bothers me that she's calling out female celebrities specifically. "I think women are bitchy." Greeeat, Joan. I'm fine with a little nastiness, as long as it's equal opportunity. (Same goes for you, Perez, you effing misogynist!)
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CristinaS
08/27/09

In reply to Avril Headed For Splitsville; Chris Brown Tells All
Anybody else think that the the "three slick hipsters" look like Lindsay Lohan + Sam Ronson + unknown third hipster? Seriously.
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Sputnik_Sweetheart
08/27/09

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Dear Celebrities,

Please stop bad-mouthing the mother/father of your children to the press. Also, I suggest setting up a trust fund dedicated to your children's future psychiatry bills.

Sincerely,
Sputnik
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NefariousNewt
08/27/09

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: And another to pay for our therapy bills.
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