I can't believe that the crowd booed Madonna because she dared to be sad about Roma discrimination. Shame on them! It's horrible what is happening to Roma. have you heard about the serial killings of Roma in Hungary? It's disgraceful as a human being.
As someone who enjoys tormenting her boyfriend with Christmas albums AND Bob Dylan albums, a Bob Dylan Christmas album has made my year! (and ruined BF's December)
It freaks me out that guys are refusing to sleep with Lily Allen because of that song. Jeez, she's just saying it's not right for guys to have all the orgasms and girls to get none. That seems pretty obvious and totally fair to me. Although, Lily, if those guys are that insecure about their abilities in the sack, maybe you're better off without them. Losers.
Listen, I need you to not mention Alexander Skarsgård. At all, ever.
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@Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Actually, I think people who have ever done any modeling work might get this. For a while, I worked as a glamour models full-time, modeling bikinis and lingerie and posing for pictures in sexy outfits for dating web sites and such. Occasionally, however, a photographer and I would hit it off tremendously. I would feel instantly comfortable with him or her and we would begin branching out from the tedious sexyface, bouncing ideas off of one another and feeding off of shared creativity. At times, this resulted in stunning fine art nudes. Neither of us went in to the shoot expecting to be shooting nudes, but the shoot just evolves that way naturally at times.
@Uncommon Whore: Actually, yes, yes I did. I then marveled over the fact that I looked different in different photographs and bragged about their naughtiness.
@ElleL: truly, no matter how heinous one's ex husband and baby daddy may be, it's extremely poor taste to talk about how much you hate paying alimony and child support. on tv!!! where their child might seei! It's no better when women do it than when men do!
@J.D.Regent: Yes. And she talked about how miserable it was to have to interact with him at ths kids soccer games?? WTF! Get a grip, you made your bed.
Gerard Butler, I'm going to hit you on the head, you idiot. The greyhound probably thought your dog was a rabbit from the tracks, the kind they are trained to chase. Put your dog on a leash next time.
@hortense: As a longtime fan of Liffy (ever since you posted about him) I was hoping you would respond! Leash laws exist for a reason. My German Shepherd is a sweet puppy but is going through an awkward teenage phase where he doesn't like anyone sniffing his "personal area." If your dog isn't on a leash and is a little too friendly with the sniffing, it can get ugly. It's not about convenience, it's about safety.
@LaComtesse: Hey, hey don't blame the dog for the owner's stupidity. I love pugs, but they do not understand personal space. I can't imagine ever letting them off a leash. They don't understand fear and the swear they are big dogs. I worked at a kennel/dog daycare and I've seen this one pug back a german shepard in the corner. I'll give you it wasn't a tough shepard but it goes to show, pugs have no idea what size they are.
@Nuckin Futz for you: That’s why I said it was illogical. Personally, I HATE pugs. I’ve yet to run into one that suited me and I have run into many I’ve just flat out disliked. Greyhounds on the other hand, I adore. I’m sure many people have contrary or even opposite experiences with the breeds—this isn’t something that’s empirically true or anything. I just really do not care for pugs.
@LaComtesse: I have a 75lb. shepherd/rhodesian ridgeback mix, and she's been bitten by two pugs, both off leash. She's huge and vicious looking (and not always friendly) but that's why I have her on a leash. I'm sure there are some nice pugs, and some smart owners, but I still have a really hard time with them when their owners are freaking out that my dog could have killed their baby. Yes, that's true. That's why you shouldn't let your dog instigate.
@hortense: I didn't even know that was legal, to have pets off leashes in public areas, besides dog parks. I've never had to deal with that issue because I have a husky, a breed that HAS to be restrained at all times or they will run away.
I don't care how "well-behaved" your dog is: It's still an animal, so leash it.
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cwisto moweina has got yer goat was starred
cwisto moweina has got yer goat was unstarred
Hey Joan, methinks you are not one to talk about anyone being a bitch. It's funny that people who have made careers out of being nasty whine the loudest that people aren't nice to them (see also, Hilton, Perez.)
@Hooplehead: It also bothers me that she's calling out female celebrities specifically. "I think women are bitchy." Greeeat, Joan. I'm fine with a little nastiness, as long as it's equal opportunity. (Same goes for you, Perez, you effing misogynist!)
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I think you just figured out how to increase viewership at the Emmys. Am I right?
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I don't care how "well-behaved" your dog is: It's still an animal, so leash it.
or tote it if it's tiny
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Please stop bad-mouthing the mother/father of your children to the press. Also, I suggest setting up a trust fund dedicated to your children's future psychiatry bills.
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